Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
WTF? Lame.
I should've known better. Some of the jokes were way below standard.
I should've known better. Some of the jokes were way below standard.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I know huh?
I really wish I could match wits with an equal intellect sometimes.
Instead, I get a twelve year old
Great.
I really wish I could match wits with an equal intellect sometimes.
Instead, I get a twelve year old
Great.
Friday
Well-Known Member
Angry about anonymity or stolen names? I hate the internet is there for you!
I should have seen that the one comment wasn't the Houde we know.
I wonder why take Houde's name for such a lame comment.
Anyway...
6/7 Captain America is going to Europe
I wonder why take Houde's name for such a lame comment.
Anyway...
6/7 Captain America is going to Europe
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
What the hell?!
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
I know, why would he dress like that?
Iceshadow
Well-Known Member
Seriously, he totally forgot his mascara!
Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
I think I might have that comic. I'll look it up, so if I can Columbo out an answer.
Did you ever find out?
Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
Actually, I completely forgot before reading this again today.
I promise I'll look it up when I get home.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I insulted someone's intellect in one of the pictures, I'm assuming it's the same person who used my name later on.
Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
Okay, folks, here it is, the explanaation as to why Captain America and Bucky dresss up as women to go to Europe. . .
There is none!
The story is from Captain America Comics 2, "Trapped in the Nazi Stronghold!," helpfully reprinted in Golden Age Captain America Masterworks 1.
American financier Henry Baldwin is kidnapped by Nazis and presumed taken to Europe. As Captain America says while reading the paper, "Believed taken to Europe, eh? That sound's (sic) logical!" So, Bucky asks "Now what are you thinking of doing, Cap?" Then this happens.
After which Captain America and Bucky stroll past their Sergeant as he says "By gum, where'd they come from? Could swear they remind me of someone!"
On the plane to Europe Bucky is heard to remark "Oh, Granny! Look at all the beautiful waves!" To which Captain America responds "I'm looking, sweet child --- But not at the waves. . . Take a gander ay who's sitting there!"
"Well I'll be! It's Henry Baldwin!" Dun dun DUN!
Then Cap's attention is immediately drawn away as "That guy coming toward us looks like a fifth columnist!" So he socks him right in the face! Then goes back to knitting and singing "Tra-la-la-tra-la" while the fifth columnist puts his monocle back on and says "If I vass sure of vot I'm thinking -- I'd ---"
And then Captain America and Bucky change out of their dresses and fight Nazis aboard the airplane in an effort to find Henry Baldwin, who's NO LONGER ON THE PLANE! Dun DUN!!! So Captain America and Bucky get back in their dresses, their plane lands in Portugal, where they enter Germany by way of "Gay Paris!"
Anyway, it turns out there's a Nazi disguised as Baldwin and Captain America and Bucky save the day.
But there's no actual explanation given as to why they wore such disguises all the way from the USA to Portugal, France, Germany, England and back.
Iceshadow
Well-Known Member
If someone tells you that there is a more efficient way to get to Germany then they're lying.
Planet-man
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