Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
"I get that Ellen Page is 20. But my question is, if all she plays is 15 year old girls....."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...then why is that the only time I get an erection?"
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
It's like you're reading my mind.
*runs away from Chris Hansen*
"hi....I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC....."
Mmmmmm statutory *drools*
BWAHAHAHA!
I don't know why I found this insanely hilarious right now.