David Caruso CSI:Miami Dramatic Sunglasses Line Delivery Appreciation Thread

McCheese said:
I think the Crime Net set up was too obscure.
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Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe...

Ok...I'm gonna stop there.

:rockon:
 
Victor Von Doom said:
Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe...

Ok...I'm gonna stop there.

:rockon:
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Rock on indeed.
Ultimate Houde said:
McCheese and Entropy are awesome
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Generally speaking, yes.
 
I'd've loved it if this had been around 15 years ago.

Because it would've fit perfectly into THE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND and the rest of that series.

For those of you who never played that game (for shame!) you took control of a pirate called Guybrush Threepwood and he gets into a sword fight, but you fight using insults. Your pirate enemy insults you and you have to pick the right insult to win.

For example,

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

And there were always some wrong answers like "Oh... oh yeah?" and the infamous, "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"

So, I think the Caruso thing would've worked. You'd have a detective who tells you what the crime scene is and you have to pick the right one-liner.

"His body was cut up into fifteen pieces and left in fifteen different dumpsters."

And you'd pick:

"Then all we've got... is pieces of the puzzle."
"Gee. That's harsh."
"Look behind you a three-headed monkey!"

If you get it right... YEAAAAH! blares through your monitor.

*sigh*

I wish I had the Cosmic Cube so I could rewrite reality.
 
Bass said:
I'd've loved it if this had been around 15 years ago.

Because it would've fit perfectly into THE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND and the rest of that series.

For those of you who never played that game (for shame!) you took control of a pirate called Guybrush Threepwood and he gets into a sword fight, but you fight using insults. Your pirate enemy insults you and you have to pick the right insult to win.

For example,

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

And there were always some wrong answers like "Oh... oh yeah?" and the infamous, "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"

So, I think the Caruso thing would've worked. You'd have a detective who tells you what the crime scene is and you have to pick the right one-liner.

"His body was cut up into fifteen pieces and left in fifteen different dumpsters."

And you'd pick:

"Then all we've got... is pieces of the puzzle."
"Gee. That's harsh."
"Look behind you a three-headed monkey!"

If you get it right... YEAAAAH! blares through your monitor.

*sigh*

I wish I had the Cosmic Cube so I could rewrite reality.
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If I was good at actionscripting, I would totally do that
 
:lol:

You can actually download somewhere (I forget where) a programme package that lets you make your own adventure-rpg games like Monkey Island.


Ooo! Update: If you pick the wrong answer it just yells... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! at you! :D
 
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"We found semen in his stomach. The bad news?..."

*sunglasses*

"It didn't come from a human being."

YEAAAAHHHHH!!

DUHN-DUH-DUHN...
ourchair said:
It's like you're reading my mind.

*runs away from Chris Hansen*
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"It looks like the only thing you were surfing for..."

*sunglasses*

"Was sex with a 13-year-old girl."

YEAAAAHHHHH!!

DUHN-DUH-DUHN...

My god, I've never realized how well Chris Hansen as David Caruso would work.
 
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"The culprit has been apprehended and taken care of. But one question still looms..."


*Makes a triangle with hands*


"Do you want to buy a duck?"



YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
"We have two chicks dead, but one thing still bothers me..."

*Shades up*

"What were they doing with this cup?"

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
 
"Two girls party hard and leave us with one interesting mystery..."


*Dances the Macarena*


"Why is one of them missing a finger?"


YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
"I understand what the 2 girls were doing together..."


*Shades*


"Why only the 1 cup?"


YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
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"We've found our missing man..."

*puts on shades of justice*

"But we still don't have his fetus."

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
"The Writer's Guild just went on strike. No telling when it'll be resolved. Here's your coffee and danish."

"Well, I guess the only thing I'm at a loss for--"

* cue shades *

"--are words."

YYYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!
 
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Victor Von Doom said:
Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe...

Ok...I'm gonna stop there.

:rockon:
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"So if this is a V.I.L.E. henchman..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...then we must be on the right track!"

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
 
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