David Caruso CSI:Miami Dramatic Sunglasses Line Delivery Appreciation Thread

"It's a shame that this police officer survived this vicious beating"

*put's on orange sunglasses*

"police officer's are the worst fleshy ones of all"

YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!









*kicks police officer*
 
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*tries, tries, tries to stop ourchair*

*drops things on his back*
"Now the question is... why does he still have... a record collection..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...when everybody uses iTunes?"

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 
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"I get that Ellen Page is 20. But my question is, if all she plays is 15 year old girls....."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...then why is that the only time I get an erection?"

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 
"I get that Ellen Page is 20. But my question is, if all she plays is 15 year old girls....."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...then why is that the only time I get an erection?"

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
It's like you're reading my mind.

*runs away from Chris Hansen*
 
"I get that Ellen Page is 20. But my question is, if all she plays is 15 year old girls....."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...then why is that the only time I get an erection?"

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
It's like you're reading my mind.

*runs away from Chris Hansen*




"hi....I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC....."




Mmmmmm statutory *drools*
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"So the victim tried to contact Crime Net. I guess the only question now is..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 
"It's a shame this girl died in a horrible car collision, but what I want to know is..."

*Scratches chin*

"Where was the Watcher to save her?"


YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I hate it when you guys rip on Watcher for this.

Except for this time. This one is ****ing hysterical. :lol:

You should be ashamed of yourself.

*pours paint thinner all over your record collection*

I didn't get it either.

Regardless, I'm ecstatic this thread exists. I was told about this for the first time while I was in the US, and I've fallen completely in love with it.

I turned on the telly once, and there was CSI: MIAMI, just starting. I told my mum not to change the channel and explained the whole "Caruso one-liners" thing, and as soon as I did - he did it! YEAAAAH! I've not seen an episode past the "YEAAAH!" in the credits, to preserve the awesome.

This weekend, in Bath, I showed my friends the youtube clip "Endless Caruso One-Liners" and the next day involved all of us ding the Caruso. :lol:

In fact, in the game, we're in Battery Park and some scientists have discovered a bizarre tachyon disturbance that'll hit critical mass in an hour, and I said,

"It looks like we're almost... *glasses* Out of time."

YEAAAAH!

I heartily endorse this.

The Caruso one-liner is one of the heights of comedy ever.
 
"So this is where the girl died, but what I want to know is..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Why does she have a penis?"

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 
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"A man who made a fortune on pork get's crucified on chicken wire. I guess the only thing I've got to ask. . ."

* cue sunglasses *

". . .is where's the beef?"

YYYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
 

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