Celebrity Deaths (updated weekly)

Murder solicitation and subsequent related posts removed.

And wishing death on people is the path to the dark side. Let's not go there.

Oh jesus tapdancing christ E, I was KIDDING!!


Yes, I hate Dave Coulier, but I'm seriously not going to do jack and crap to the man. First off, I will not trade my freedom for the likes of him. Secondly, where am I as a civilian going to get a military round?


As much as I joke about hurting/shooting people, it's just a joke. I friggen cry when I see an animal gets hurt, I can't imagine deliberately hurting anything/anyone outside of self-defense.

If you were offended, I'm sorry, that wasn't my intent.
 
Oh jesus tapdancing christ E, I was KIDDING!!

I wasn't offended. And of course I knew you were kidding. I didn't infract for it - not a big deal.

But still not something I want archived on my site in the unlikely event that said celebrity a) receives a real death threat or b) is murdered.
 
And wishing death on people is the path to the dark side.

I thought that was hate and anger?

But still not something I want archived on my site in the unlikely event that said celebrity a) receives a real death threat or b) is murdered.

I'd still be aquitted because I don't think you can send anything less than $1 over paypal. So I'm safe. :p
 
I wasn't offended. And of course I knew you were kidding. I didn't infract for it - not a big deal.

But still not something I want archived on my site in the unlikely event that said celebrity a) receives a real death threat or b) is murdered.

yeah, i could see the headline. we'd be jumping for joy in a newspaper bringing down a statue of coulier and chanting in tongues. then in the background, you're there burning all your comics. bam! how's that for a slice of awesome.

also, i get my military rounds from guatemala.
 
Oh jesus tapdancing christ E, I was KIDDING!!

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yeah, i could see the headline. we'd be jumping for joy in a newspaper bringing down a statue of coulier and chanting in tongues. then in the background, you're there burning all your comics. bam! how's that for a slice of awesome.

also, i get my military rounds from guatemala.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I also hate Dave Coulier.

He deflowered Alanis Morissette.

Damn Canadians.
 
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I'll be needing a bigger boat in his honor.
 

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