Britney Spears Has Been Kidnapped By V!
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Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
I like my women slutty and all......but damn. Even I have standards. And refuse take to Federline scraps.
McCheese
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Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
With the right amount of alcohol in me....which is about 2 and half bottles of JD. But at that point---I'd sleep with SuperNanny. So there goes my standards.
McCheese
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Super Nanny?
With the right amount of alcohol in me....which is about 2 and half bottles of JD. But at that point---I'd sleep with SuperNanny. So there goes my standards.
For shame.:noway:
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
With 2.5 bottles of Jack Daniels in you........you'd have threesome with Robert Goulet and Rosie O'Donnell. So don't you lecture me on whose "drunk acceptable". :lol:
McCheese
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Yeah, but Rosie is a handsome man.
Victor Von Doom
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.......or walrus. :lol:
McCheese
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Ultimate Houde
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Boys, this thread isn't about who we would do naked (which. incidently, is both of your Moms, which I did do if you think about it...) but why would Brittney SPears do that atrocious thing to herself.
I'm thinking she's trying out new ways to unclutter herself.
I'm thinking she's trying out new ways to unclutter herself.
isn't it obvious? Publicity.
Come on i mean when was last time anyone really talked about her? She tried come back and failed.
Now this message board , WWE and other internet or tv shows are mentioning her and like they says there is no such thing as bad Publicity.
I guarantee she'll keep it short and shaving till press dies down then let it grow release a cd and BANG she's back. It's ****ing genius
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
There's been a...mole...trying to get to her. She's been trying out new looks, but unfortunately someone got photos of her. Now that...mole...is after her again. Can't you see?! HE WANTS TO GET HER SO HE CAN GET K-FED's LOCATION SO HE CAN TAP HIM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
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the watcher
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Well she was married to Federline for a few months... isn't that enough??
moonmaster
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You just want her to say that you're "naughty".
With the right amount of alcohol in me....which is about 2 and half bottles of JD. But at that point---I'd sleep with SuperNanny. So there goes my standards.
Well she went into rehab today.
But I still say she's been kidnapped by V.
Or she's joined the Harri Krishnas.
"Popozao!
"P-popozao...
"p-popo..po..."
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Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
She's smarter than she gets credit for.
Unfortunately they could just as easily take it from her legs or pits - if I were a betting man I'd say she doesn't shave those.
Victor Von Doom
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nigma
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CHEETOS!!!!!!!!!!
that is all
that is all
