Bass
Nexus of the World
My Theory: The Final Five are GODS and they created the Cylons in their image. They reincarnate (ie: download) and grow up and die and do it all over again. And they have been doing this for a long time. They are humans, essentially. They are just immortal. Which is why Tyrol & Cami's baby isn't testing positive for any anomolies. The Temple of 5 is dedicated to them by the original refugees going to Earth. And they are trying to bring their children back together.
That's not bad there's just a little problem - these Cylons are integral within colonial society (what I mean is, two of them are military personnel and would've been extensively vetted, and I'm pretty sure "no birth parents" would've been odd) and there's no real way for these guys to actually be Cylon models since they couldn't be in the positions they're in if they're cylons unless these Cylons are born to normal people in a generational way as you suggest. That's how they resurrect. But that doesn't make much sense either. Not only that, but if the final five wanted to bring the humans and cylons together, why would they hide, pretending to be human? Why wouldn't they be a diplomatic bridge between the two races? If they've been around since before the cylons were invented by man, why would they let them drift apart at all?
The problem with your (and anyone's) theory is that because the cylons and the Plan aren't in pace from episode 1, no matter what brilliant idea you come up with, it will have plot holes that don't make sense. Unless you can do an Earth X thing and tie it together.
Regardless, your idea that the Cylons predate all this commotion makes a lot of sense, as it would explain the temple of 5 and Tyrol's "I've been here before" comment (and Starbuck's "what's happened will happen again" thing).
As far as the social commentary in the show - Bass, yer talking to Americans here. We don't usually understand something unless it's thrown in our faces. Thus in order for the common , mid-west corn-bread dumb arse to understand it, they have to make it blatant - which is why you don't like it. Not everyone realizes that Who Goes There (The Thing) is a commentary on Communism, either. It's being re-made again. This time, to the current generation, it will be on Terrorists, the "hidden" enemy that may lok like one our friends. The story is so appropriate for this time period, once again.
Actually, I think Americans do understand subtelties and irony. I dislike the stereotype that they don't. However, I think that most people (not just Americans) are so used to have everything throw in their faces, that when someone does use subtlety, it throws everyone off. :?
I almost shat myself laughing at the majority of that. The rest I just nodded my head in agreement with.
God, I wish you weren't right all the time. Its such an annoying character flaw.
And the real reason of why I'm single is revealed.