*ahem*

I WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED BY OURCHAIR



















AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY FONT​
 
ourchair said:
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND
TRAVELED DOWN A ROAD AND BACK AGAIN
YOUR HEART IS TRUE, YOU'RE A PAL AND A CONFIDANT

AND IF YOU THREW A PARTY
INVITED EVERYONE YOU KNEW
YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME
AND THE CARD ATTACHED WOULD SAY
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND​
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SEXY​
 
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She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do, where was she to go
She was out on her fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door,
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more,
She had style, she had flair, she was there,
That's how she became the Nanny.
 
Planet-man said:
My favourite episode of the Nanny was the one where Fran Drescher fell off the roof of that 40 story building.
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FRAN DRESCHER IS JUST A VERY CHEAP COPY OF THE INFINITELY SUPERIOR LUCILLE BALL​
 
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JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID
BUT I HELPED HIM DRINK HIS WINE
AND HE ALWAYS HAD SOME MIGHTY FINE WINE​
 
ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ULTIMATE CENTRAL GAVE TO ME …. 12 POST OF THE DAYS

11 DREAMCASTING THREADS

10 INFRACTIONS

09 USELESS POLLS

08 OPINION BASHINGS

07 THREADS A LOCKING

06 BURNS A BURNING

05 GOLDEN MOLES

04 POSTS OF SMILEYS

03 OURCHAIR POINTS

02 N00BS A BANNING

AND A TOG BLASTING TAFT IN A TREE​
​
 
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BAH HUMBUG.​
 
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BEYOND THE RIM OF THE STARLIGHT, MY LOVE IS WANDERING IN STAR FLIGHT. I KNOW HE'LL FIND IN STAR CLUSTERED REACHES: LOVE.

A STRANGE LOVE A STAR WOMAN TEACHES. I KNOW HIS JOURNEY ENDS NEVER, HIS STAR TREK WILL GO ON FOREVER.

BUT TELL HIM WHILE HE WANDERS HIS STARRY SEA, REMEMBER, REMEMBER ME.​
 
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
the event is never small
the social pages say I've got
the biggest balls of all

oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

and my balls are always bouncing
my ballroom always full
and everybody cums and cums again
if your name is on the guest list
no-one can take you higher
everybody says I've got
great balls of fire

oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure
they're the balls that I like best
my balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all
​

*note this song is actually about balls as in the parties, it's an innuendo*
 
When Jesus died for Man's sins,
He even died for Manson's.
But please don't think I'm tryin' to turn
Your feelin's toward this murderer.
There's a girl in a cell,
Who knew the killer too well.
And even though she's bound for Hell,
Her tiny voice sings "Jingle Bells".

Even Squeaky Fromme loves Christmas,
Even Squeaky celebrates the special day.
Though the prison guards said nay
To a new Beatles disc to play,
Even Squeaky Fromme loves Christmas!

Though their's not much left of her mind,
Her memories are festive.
The family would never stop
But for over who got to cough.
There was always pig to pick apart,
And really good blood pudding.
Acid-tainted pumpkin pie,
And angels we have heard while high.

Even Squeaky Fromme loves Christmas,
Even Squeaky likes the sound of "Ho Ho Ho!"
There's no tree or mistletoe,
But a note from Geraldo.
Even Squeaky Fromme loves Christmas.

Bells of promise in the air,
But quiet in the big house.
Every inmate's on her cot,
Showered, fed, and quite deloused.
Christmas has come and gone, and Squeaky's sleeping easy.
But on December 26th,
It's right back down the River Styx.

Even Squeaky Fromme loves Christmas,
Even Squeaky tries her best to celebrate.
Though I'm afraid this song may grate
On the friends of Sharon Tate,
Even Squeaky Fromme...loves Christmas

I got Christmas on mah fingers!!​
 
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