*ahem*

STAR WARS,
NOTHING BUT STAR WARS
GIVE ME THOSE STAR WARS
DON'T LET THEM END

STAR WARS,
IF THEY SHOULD BAR WARS
PLEASE LET THESE STAR WARS STAAAAY.

AND HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT NUTTY STAR WARS BAR?
CAN YOU FORGET ALL THE CREATURES IN THERE?

AND HEY, DARTH VADER IN THAT BLACK AND EVIL MASK
DID HE SCARE YOU AS MUCH AS HE SCARED ME?
 
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID TO ME TODAY "HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING SEX BEHIND MY BACK?"

I REPLIED "WHO DID YOU THINK IT WAS?"​
 
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run

Keep your foot hard on the pedal
Son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out cause we got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
We'll bring it back no matter what it takes

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run


Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run

Old Smokey's got them ears on
He's hot on your trail
And he ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail
So you've got to dodge him, you've got to duck him
You gotta keep that diesel truckin'
Just put that hammer down and give it hell

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run
 
Everybody knows that the agencies that are supposed to protect us, NEVER talk to each other.

So, some of the best, scariest intelligence agents solved the problem.

Now... they spy on the spies.

They get all the pieces, they put them together and they stop whatever's coming, whatever the cost.

Miranda knew with all the secret horrors out there, no ONE group could solve every problem.

So if you are the best at what you do... No matter how strange, or obscure, or mundane... one day, Miranda Zero appears on your door and hands you the phone.

That means what you do, will save lives.

You are needed.

I'm needed.
 
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A TEAM-UP WOULD SHATTER THE STANDARDIZED BELL CURVE OF QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT AS WE KNOW IT.​
 
They invade our space...

...and we fall back.

They assimilate entire worlds

...and we fall back.

Not again.

The line must be drawn hee-yuh!

This far and no further!

And I... will make them pay for what they've done!
 
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They invade our space...

...and we fall back.

They assimilate entire worlds

...and we fall back.

Not again.

The line must be drawn hee-yuh!

This far and no further!

And I... will make them pay for what they've done!
SO SAY WE ALL!

OH WAIT, THIS IS STAR TREK, ISN'T IT?

SORRY.
 
SPOON!​
Ummm. Okay. If you say so...


























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