*ahem*

EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR,
CAUSE THE TRICKS THAT HE DOES ARE EVER SO CLEVER,
LOOK AT HIM NOW, DISAPPEARING THE COW,
WHERE IS THE COW HEADING RIGHT NOW?
TAKING A BOW, IT'S MAGICAL TREVOR,
EVERYBODY'S SEEN THAT THE TRICK IS CLEVER,
LOOK AT HIM THERE WITH HIS LEATHERY, LEATHERY WHIP!
(IT IS MADE OF MAGIC)
AND WITH A LITTLE FLIP,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THE COW IS BACK!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THE COW IS BACK!
BACK, BACK, BACK FROM HIS MAGICAL JOURNEY!!
WHAT DID HE SEE, IN THE PARALLEL DIMENSION?
HE SAW BEANS, LOTS OF BEANS, LOTS OF BEANS, LOTS OF BEANS!
OH BEANS, LOTS OF BEANS, LOTS OF BEANS, LOTS OF BEANS!
WE USE MATH EVERYDAY.
YOU'RE ASIAN. WE KNOW!
 
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
ETHEREAL KOMBAT!!!​

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WHAT IF YOU KNEW, BEYOND A DOUBT, WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? THERE'S NO EASY ANSWER FOR A GUY WHO GETS TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPER TODAY.
 
I'VE... SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
ATTACK SHIPS ON FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION.
I'VE SEEN C-BEAMS GLITTER IN THE DARK NEAR THE TANNHAUSER GATE.
ALL THOSE MOMENTS WILL BE LOST - IN TIME LIKE...
TEARS... IN RAIN...
 
FINAL REPORT OF THE COMMERCIAL STARSHIP NOSTROMO, THIRD OFFICER REPORTING. THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE CREW ARE DEAD. CARGO AND SHIP DESTROYED.

I SHOULD REACH THE FRONTIER IN ABUT SIX WEEKS. WITH A LITTLE LUCK, THE NETWORK WILL PICK ME UP.

THIS IS RIPLEY, LAST SURVIVOR OF THE NOSTROMO, SIGNING OFF.
 
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IT'S A BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER,

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

A BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER,

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

A BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER,

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

A BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER,

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

A BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER, BADGER,

AND ITS A SNAKE, SNAKE, SNAKE OOOOH IT'S A SNAKE
 
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NOW BRING THAT BEAT BACK BOIYEEEE!
 
Ist das nicht ein piece of bread?
Ja das ist ein piece of bread.
Does it fit in Wakko's head?
Ja it fits in Wakko's head.
Piece of bread, Wakko's head
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
 

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