Your Favorite Movies of 2009

  • Night at the Museum 4.8/5
  • Watchmen 4.7/5
  • Monsters Vs Aliens 4.7/5
  • The wrestler 4.7 / 5
  • Wolverine 4.6 / 5
  • Superman/Batman: Public Enemies 4.6/5
  • Lesbian Vampire Killers 4.6 /5
  • Hulk Vs 4.5 / 5
  • Dragonball Evolution 3/5
  • Race to Witch Mountain 2.7/5
  • Bolt 2.5 / 5
  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2/5
  • Adventureland 1/5
  • Street Fighter - The Legend Of Chun-Li 0/10 (increased to 10 to show how bad with out having to do -5/5 rating)
 
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Away We Go
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Coraline
Up
World's Greatest Dad
The Hangover
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Star Trek
Drag Me to Hell
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Watchmen
Year One
Funny People
Angels & Demons
I Love You, Man
Knowing
Fighting
 
  • Coraline 4.8/5
  • Night at the Museum 4.8/5
  • Watchmen 4.7/5
  • Monsters Vs Aliens 4.7/5
  • The wrestler 4.7 / 5
  • Wolverine 4.6 / 5
  • Superman/Batman: Public Enemies 4.6/5
  • Lesbian Vampire Killers 4.6 /5
  • Hulk Vs 4.5 / 5
  • Dragonball Evolution 3/5
  • Race to Witch Mountain 2.7/5
  • Bolt 2.5 / 5
  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2/5
  • Adventureland 1/5
  • Street Fighter - The Legend Of Chun-Li 0/10
 
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Watchmen - Pretty good. Not how I would've done it, but they put so much effort into how they did it that it payed off. A book-accurate Ozymandias might've made it a whole point higher. It's basically in the same category of b-t-f adaptations as the Potter films - no match for the book, but very cool to see for fans of it. And once in a while, sheer magic. 8.5/10.

Taken - Exciting, straight-forward, cool. Neeson is cool. 6/10.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - I enjoyed this, but basically, they just weren't making a good movie. So they just pumped up what they had as best as they could, and it turned out okay. It also just felt kind of dated.... seenitamilliontimes.... know what I mean? 6/10

Star Trek - First movie I can remember seeing in a while where the special effects actually impressed me. A great, fun action-adventure with a cast that completely sells it. I want more emotion and depth in a film, but this was the rare "great" movie that still manages without it. I hope it's there in the sequels, though. 8.5/10.

Terminator: Salvation - Pointless, dry, completely unengaging. Anton Yelchin was awesome, and Sam Worthington, for some reason, just really has something. I look forward to seeing more of both of them. But Conner was flat and the plot went absolutely nowhere. I'm disappointed in Bale for being so involved with this. And that stupid alternate ending they wanted to use.... damn.... 5/10

Outlander - This was pretty cool. A humanoid alien crash-lands in Viking-Era Norway. I like Jim Caviziel a lot and overall thought this was done pretty well. 8/10.

UP - The best, most touching thing I've seen from Pixar in years. I still wanted more, but as it was there wasn't really anything wrong with it. 9/10.

Tranformers: Revenge Of The Fallen - SFX porn with a likeable cast, especially Sam and his parents. I don't think this one felt as epic as the first, but it was good. 7/10.

Knowing - Stunning. Why isn't Shyamalan capable of this kind of thing anymore? Refreshing, creative, very suspenseful, amazing disaster sequences.... not to overhype it, but maybe the most I've enjoyed a movie this year. They clearly believed in the film they were making, which is more than I can say for a lot of films. 9/10

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince - Probably the best one yet, and certainly the most unique, beautiful, and magical to me. The problems that all the films have had still apply, but even those not as much. I loved it. 9/10.

Push - Fun, fast, good effects and well-directed action sequences.... the plot was extremely confusing in brief spurts, but I was pretty satisfied by it. A lot of the stuff that made Heroes good in the first place works here. 7.5/10

Horsemen - Detective movie about serial killers patterning themselves after the biblical four horsemen of the apocalypse. Good premise, only okay execution. Clearly made by people who really love Se7en, but aren't in the same leage. Patrick Fugit, the kid from Almost Famous, was the best part. 6/10

Funny People - Has lots of flaws and lots of good stuff. Sandler truly carries the picture, but everyone in it is good. A different and very personal step from Apatow. Odd for a director's third film, it feels more like a tenth. I guess that's the case for Sandler, though. What would really be interesting is if he stops making the type of movies they spoof in the film. 7.75/10

The Great Buck Howard - Swell. Colin Hanks is good here, but I'd really like to see him do a much less reserved, really emotional role soon. The movie is a must-see for any John Malkovich fan and overall was just really sweet and well-done. 7.5/10

I Love You, Man - I'm not usually big on the whole "bromance" thing, but this was awesome. It was really funny first and foremost, but the Segel-Rudd relationship is so much damn fun and steals the show, even when it's not being funny but just plain honest and raw. The whole cast is great and the film is enhanced by the fact that I love Rush. The extended concert scene on the DVD was a ****ing blast. 8/10

District 9 - A completely enthralling, edge-of-your-seat film experience, the most unique in ages. I feel like the whole "documentary/shaky-cam/handicam" thing a lot of them have been trying to use recently to make it feel more like you're actually there was finally perfected by this, with the perfect blend it uses. For the first time since I think 2007..... it's a solid 10/10.

Inglourious Basterds - Sometimes in all the hype and fanfare and his behind-the-scenes persona I forget just what a rich, superb film-maker Tarantino is. So suspenseful, so satisfying, amazing acting and direction and dialouge.... I will be riding high on this movie for quite a while. For the first time since last week...... 10/10.

The Final Destination - You can't really rate this the way you would a normal movie because it's not designed to be a good film, just a really fun, amusement-park-ride type experience. With friends, in the well-utilized 3D, this was very entertaining, and the climax was excellent. 7.5/10.[/COLOR] The lead guy was also really good and I hope he gets a good career. The girl too for that matter.

State Of Play - Russell Crowe is awesome, so was the plot and concept, and the direction, and everyone else. Especially Jason Bateman. "Political Thrillers" usually require me to make an effort to get interested. Not this time. Again, Crowe.... his performance has stuck with me. I'm also glad to see Ben Affleck has really turned into a completely respectable actor who is a pleasure to watch, although I really want to see him direct something again. Gone Baby Gone was terrific and I would've picked him to direct Watchmen based off of it. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this. 8.5/10

9 - Cool concept that ultimately went absolutely nowhere. The "stichpunks"(name according to Acker) were literally just completely normal, functional people and 9 was the least dimensional character of them all, which is saying a lot. There was a lot of really cool stuff and the director obviously had a vision, but the story needed about another year or two's work and was literally just to get them from one action sequence to the next. The very ending was really good too, but overall it fell miles short of how good it potentially looked from that first trailer. 6.5/10.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs - A triumph. Funniest movie of the year, one of the most exciting too. Loved it from start to finish. See it. 9.5/10

Surrogates - The concept is excellent but it only touches upon doing it justice. Bruce Willis is great though and it's a worthwhile film. 7/10.

Zombieland - Pretty much just as good as it looked. Filled with laughs and characters you latch on to immeadiately. I really hope there's a sequel. 9/10.

Year One - It had it's moments but overall was just an incredibly crude and lazy film. Notable for the DVD including one of the most extensive and expensive alternate endings I've ever seen. It was kind of better than the "real" ending too. 4/10

The Brothers Bloom - I'm not that big into caper movies, but this looked like it could be a lot of fun. What I didn't expect, though, was for it to be about me. Probably the best screenplay of the year and I intend to buy it and do repeat viewings, which could easily make my raiting even higher. 9.5/10

Law Abiding Citizen - This kicked ***. My theater was laughing and cheering all the way through and Gerard Butler was terrific. Jamie Foxx was great too and I will definitely watch this again with other friends when it comes out on DVD. With an extra .5 for Butler's performance sticking with me, 8.5/10.


And here's to another 10,000!
 
Wall*E - 9/10
Watchmen - 5/10
Wonder Woman - 9/10
The Soloist - 7/10
Star Trek - 10/10
Terminator Salvation - 5/10
Valkyrie - 7/10
Taken - 8/10
The Forbidden Kingdom - 7/10
The Wrestler - 10/10
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 7/10
Bruno - 7/10
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - 7/10
Green Lantern: First Flight - 8/10
Funny People - 9/10
Inglourious Basterds - 8/10
Halloween II - 7/10
Zombieland - 8/10
Adventureland - 9/10

Where the Wild Things Are - 8/10
This is a really sad and depressing movie. It's also fantastic.
 
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31. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Another mediocre comic book movie with no real idea what it could be. It makes me sad.

30. The Year One
It really wasn't that funny. Especially considering who was in it, but it had it's moments. And the girls were hot especially that Juno something chick. Damn.

29. I Love You, Man
It was a pretty plain comedy. Not what I expect after seeing them in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

28. State of Play
Decent movie starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, and Rachael McAdams. I enjoyed, but it's one of those movies, that you seen once and than never again.

27. Funny People
I am undecided where to rank this compared to his other movies. I want to say I liked it better since but that is not saying much since I was never a big fan.

26. Terminator Salvation
Let me get this out of the way. I am not a fan of the Terminator franchise. I really was liking it until the horrible ending.

25. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
I enjoy this movies despite how stupid they actually are. Some moments were a little too ridiculous and plot holes big enough for Prime to drive through, but I want to watch robots beating the **** out of each other and Megan Fox.

24. Drag Me To Hell
I have always wanted to see the Evil Dead series and has yet too. But this movie from what I hear is in the same vein. I've never seen horror and comedy combined like this. It was great.

23. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
It's about as good as the others. They really should of started with this one from the get go.


22. Away We Go
I really like the movie sorely because I really liked the main characters. They were entertaining to watch.


21. Jennifer's Body
Pretty much what I expected. I love the fact that Diablo Cody follows up the successful movie like Juno with this. But it didn't seem to be creepy enough, funny enough, scary enough, corky enough to really be something great.

20. The Informant
The first half of the movie was incredibly boring except for the main characters random thoughts. The second half of the movie however was fantastic.


19. The Invention of Lying
It really shows you how second nature it is for people to lie.


18. 9
A pretty interesting idea for a post apocalyptic movie. It really needed a lot more detail to the story, but the animation was brilliant.

17. Adventureland
I like the new sting of teen romantic comedies that seem more realistic with the awkwardness of dating. This one was average, but I enjoyed it. Kristen Stewart is nice looking.


16. Saw VI
I will continute to watch these as they continute to be entertaining and coherent. Tobin Bell is really the highlight of the movies.


15. Watchmen
It was very brilliant in some parts and really really terrible at others. The overall narrative seemed to suffer, especially for the ones not familiar with the source material. I was happy to see Rorschach played so well.

14. The Hangover
Another comedy starring people I really have never heard of and it was hilarious. Makes me want to go to Vegas and get wasted

13. Bruno
Possibly more insane then Borat but not as funny. I still really enjoyed it, some parts I hoped was staged so I don't completely lose faith in the human race.

12. Fired Up
It was actually really funny. References to the classic Bring It On, hell they even watched it in the movie. It was like Wedding Crashers meets Bring It On.

11. Angels & Demons
I may be in the minority, but I loved this movies. I love mysteries and religious based stories.


10. Whip It
I always love watching Ellen Page and despite the pretty predictable plot, it was a great movie.


9. Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince
I love all the Harry Potter movies for good or bad. People complain about them not comparing to the books, well duh. But this suffers a bit from the pacing problem 4 had.

8. Crank 2: High Voltage
I don't even know where to begin. This was the most offensive, over the top, insane thing I ever seen. I loved every minute.

7. The Time Traveller's Wife
This is getting a lot of bad reviews and I'm not sure why. I thought the story was original, Bana and McAdams were great.

6. District 9
This was nothing like I expected. I love the documentary idea and I would to see some kind of sequel.

5. Up
Almost as good as Wall-E. It was pretty wonderful. I'm glad I didn't watch too many trailers.

4. Coraline
Gaiman movies are 3 for 3 in my book. It was such a great corky little film. The voice acting and stop animation was perfect. I also seen the Bluray 3D and it was awesome.

3. Star Trek
One of the best Summer blockbuster/Sci-Fi movies I ever seen. Great cast, action, and humor. I never cared for Star Trek at all and now it is cooler than Star Wars
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2. Zombieland
Probably the most fun I had watching a film since Tropic Thunder. Great cast and I think am now a converted zombie fan.


1. Inglourious Basterds
The best Taratino movie ever and the best WW2 movie ever.
 
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WATCHMEN
I'm not sure how to rate this. It's good but not great. Enjoyable. A worthy adaptation. Probably the closest we'll come to a great film version of Watchmen. But there are still flaws... flaws that would always be there because it was a comic, not a film. But yeah... it's good enough for me. 4 might be too high but 2 might be too low, so I think 3 is right for me. The movie made me realise even more how brilliant the story Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons have created is and I doubt I will ever see this again as I'd rather read the graphic novel instead.

MONSTERS VS. ALIENS
Predictable story but great animation and a brilliant voice cast. Really enjoyable and a lot of fun.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
A lot of potential that is completely wasted. A movie that is sometimes about Wolverine but mainly all over the place. I had low expectations and even I was incredibly disappointed. I can't believe filmmakers get away with stuff like this after comic movies like Iron Man and The Dark Knight.

STAR TREK
I loved it. I had high expectations for this movie and it met them. It is flawed but so well done that the flaws don't matter - incredibly enjoyable and just a fantastic experience all over.

ANGELS & DEMONS
A decent movie with a pretty good cast that seem to be wasted. It's entertaining and an average thriller and worth seeing but I doubt I'll ever bother seeing it again. Tom Hanks deserves to be in better movies than this.

STATE OF PLAY
An interesting thriller and an entertaining movie. Some of it does get bogged down with the twists but the excellent cast makes up for it. Like DSF, I now want to see the original mini series and it has me interested in a career in journalism. I don't know if it will stand up on repeated viewings so it may lose a point in the future.

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
I didn't like it as much as the first one but it was still an entertaining action movie. Some of it was annoying and some of it was actually really funny. Not sure if the comedy is a good or a bad thing. Wanted to see more of Isabel Lucas (Alice, the Decepticon Pretender that went after Sam at college). Some really epic fights and amazing special effects. The more I think about this though, the more I think how different it would be if I got a crack at it. And it sort of disappoints me that this is what we have to settle with.

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
While some of it is really stupid, it doesn't take you out of the movie and the cast's charm and strength makes up for any mistakes. The movies are mediocre adaptations from the books (I wonder how well I would enjoy them if I hadn't read the books, for example) but I really like the style and the tone of each movie as the series progresses. While I disagree with the idea of splitting the last movie into two, I will see them, probably enjoy them, but probably never have a desire to see them again. More than anything, these movies make me realise how much I enjoyed the books, and I guess that's a good enough reason for seeing the movie.

PUBLIC ENEMIES
I was really excited for this but was prepared for disappointment when I heard the mixed reviews. I was always worried about Mann and his camera and while it did get pretty annoying sometimes, I got used to it and I think this is the first time I've been fine with it. I really liked the cast and while there wasn't much characterization, it was still a lot of fun. And those guns were badass.

CORALINE
This was good. I think I still prefer The Nightmare Before Christmas but this was still a great animated movie. And man... some of that animation was amazing. I loved how unique it was. It was like Selick's previous animated movies on another level. The story was good too (Neil Gaiman knows how to tell a story) though there were a few iffy bits which I don't think were explained well enough or at all. However, these were few and far between and didn't subtract from the overall charm of this film.

DISTRICT 9
One of the most unique movies I've seen in years and incredibly well done. A lot of effort and thought has been put into this movie and it's really fun. Great special effects and action while remaining quite intelligent. Very recommended.

KNOWING
This movie has an interesting idea but is let down by basically everything else in the movie. The cast is wasted (Nicholas Cage is terribly boring and Rose Byrne is wasted), the special effects are iffy (the plane sequence was fantastic and I thought the train sequence was poor, but the stuff at the end was neat) and all the other technical bits (lighting, sound etc.) seemed really off for some reason. I wanted to like this but I just couldn't.

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
I'm a massive Tarantino fan so I might be biased, but I loved this movie. If you thought Death Proof was weak, then you'll be glad Tarantino is back. This is so essentially Tarantino yet so completely different - I don't know how to explain it. The characters, dialogue and soundtrack are just as fantastic as they've always been. My audience loved it and applauded at the end, which is a very rare occasion in my cinema-going history here. I don't know if it's his masterpiece but it's up there. Great movie and now I enter the depressingly long wait until his next, and I fear this may be his last... :(

GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT
I thought this was pretty mediocre until the point where Sinestro goes to the Qwardian Weaponer and gets his yellow ring. And then I started paying attention. It got pretty awesome. I think most of this would be perfect for the live action Green Lantern movie. I hope they don't **** that up. Anyway, the voice cast was of a particular high quality, especially Victor Garber as Sinestro, who was badass.

OBSERVE AND REPORT
I think this might be brilliant. It's so radical and yet so simple. For some reason, I thought this was another Judd Apatow production (I guess because Seth Rogen was involved) but now that I see it's by this Jody Hill guy, I want to go back and watch The Foot Fist Way and Eastbound & Down. The cast was unusual yet perfect in their small doses and I continue to really like Seth Rogen, no matter how deranged he becomes. I'm not sure if this is a great movie (or even a particularly good one) but it seemed so different to every other comedy I've seen recently, and I like it for that.

ADVENTURELAND
This was really sweet. I am a fan of these recent teenage drama comedy things (Superbad, Juno etc.) because I am at a similar age and they make me rethink things I've experienced in my life and whether I did the right thing or if I'm on the right path. The soundtrack and cast were great (especially the lead guy who I've never seen before - I guess he's the new Michael Cera?) and I'm really looking forward to Mottola's next movie, Paul.

I LOVE YOU, MAN
For such a simple movie, this was surprisingly good. I thought this was really funny and I laughed at it a lot more than any other comedy this year. Jason Segel and Paul Rudd have great chemistry together and I'd love to see the two together in an insane adventure movie in the vein of Pineapple Express. Some of the stuff Rudd said was ridiculously hilarious. I would be his friend.

CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE
This was ridiculous. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I like these movie for their insanity but I got bored during this one. Jason Statham is cool but he's cooler in movies like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch, where he's much more subtle rather than movies like Crank and The Transporter where he's allowed to go nuts. Amy Smart is nice but I wish Statham would have chopped Bai Ling's head off. She was so annoying.

UP
This was fantastic. I think it's probably the best Pixar movie I've ever seen. I loved all the characters, the storyline was simple but brilliant, and the animation was fantastic. The moment where the balloons first pop out of the house and it lifts off the ground... magical. Total Miyazaki moment right there. Pixar continue to be the masters of animated films and are constantly proving that they are an entirely credible medium. Every Pixar movie I see inspires me to try and write something on that level and I thank them for the inspiration.

THE BOX
This could have been so good. The premise is amazingly simple yet brilliant - a mysterious man offers you a box with a button - press the button, you get $1 million... but someone dies. Do you press the button? I don't think I like Richard Kelly. Donnie Darko is an interesting movie but one I don't particularly enjoy. Southland Tales was an incomprehensible mess. The Box lies somewhere in between. Half of it is really good... and the other half is just boring, typical Richard Kelly stuff - weird **** that doesn't get explained. I can understand directors that do this in order for the audience to make up their own mind - Stanley Kubrick and 2001 comes to mind - but at least Kubrick had an idea for what 2001 was about. I don't know if Kelly does. He obviously has a lot of unique ideas but I think he needs to figure out what he's doing. He is talented and the movie is well directed but I just didn't care about it because I was wondering what the **** was going on for the whole time. You can't let the audience fill in the story three times in a row. I think that's a cheat. I have no desire to see it again.

BRUNO
This was pretty funny but it wasn't as good as Borat. While Borat seemed very real, Bruno seemed very set up - I got the impression that a lot of it was staged. I don't know if this is true or not but it sort of took me out of the movie. I still think Sacha Baron Cohen is brilliant and this was still an enjoyable movie but he has done better. Now that he's so well known, I am interested to see what he does next.


Hopefully I will see the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus soon.
 
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1. Where The Wild Things Are - 9.5/10 - A nearly perfect film... Possibly Spike Jonze's best work. I know some people were underwhelmed by this, but I don't think i've ever seen a more honest or compelling portrayal of childhood wonder and anxiety and fear and loneliness as in this film. Max Record was incredible, and James Gandolfini was beyond phenomenal. I can't wait to see it again.

2. Coraline - 9.5/10 - The first movie I've ever seen to use 3D to enhance the experience rather than for cheap thrills. A Brilliant movie. By far Sellick's best work, and that includes Nightmare Before Christmas. Seeing this again reminded me of its brilliance, and I hope it beats Up for Best Animated at the Oscars (although we'll have to see if Ponyo blows both out of the water)

3. Inglourious Basterds - 9/10 - Dang, Quentin, you've done it again. The film might not be shot with the exquisite care Tarantino typically gives his films, but at the same time, it doesn't mean that this wasn't great. Hans Landa is already one of my favorite characters of all time.

4. The Informant! - 9/10 - Despite Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds, Matt Damon puts in my favorite role of the year thusfar. This film is more complicated than it seems at first glance. It's funny and when it starts to novedive into the insanity of what Mark Whitacre did, it's amazing.

5. In The Loop - 9/10 - Very well executed critique of British and American actions before the start of an unnamed war (which can very much be assumed to be Iraq). Absolutely hilarious, there are laugh out loud moments throughout.

6. Up - 9/10 - Another brilliant escapade by the fantastic people at Pixar. I wasn't all that interested in this movie, but it won me over in the first few minutes.

7. Funny People - 8.5/10 - Clearly not a perfect movie, but everything that it does well succeeds wildly. Seth Rogen is amazing, as is the entire supporting cast. The funniest drama i've ever seen, but it really isn't a Comedy... It's not a happy movie. And that's a ballsy move by Apatow I really respect.

8. District 9 - 8.5/10 - A good film, but not the great one everyone seems convinced it is... I definitely think all the Oscar talk is overstating it... It could make it in one of the ten slots, but it wouldn't make it in the five. But still, props need to be given to such an original science-fiction concept. Its an unbalanced film, and the characters aren't as fully realized as they should be, and neither are the Aliens. The Action is brilliant, though, and this is a movie any fan of the genre needs to see.

9. Drag Me To Hell - 8/10 - Fun, Scary... A far cry better than Raimi's mediocre at best work on the Spider-Man moves.

10. (500) Days of Summer - 8/10 - Upon first seeing this, I was prepared to put it at the very top of my list for 2009, but seeing the movie again really helped me see a lot of the problems it suffers... My friends ended up hating it, but I still think its a beautiful, sweet movie... And Joseph Gordon Levitt should be in everything forever.

11. Star Trek - 8/10 - Pure, Unadulterated Fun... A little less overwhelmingly awesome on the second go, and there are certainly problems, but this was a great reintroduction to the universe of Star Trek

12. State of Play - 8/10 - Great Acting. Great Story... This makes me want to be an investigative reporter as much as it makes me want to watch the original BBC miniseries.

13. Moon - 8/10 - Great first film for Mr. Jones. Parts of it dragged, but Sam Rockwell was incredible in this movie, and it was great to see something so original in the Sci-Fi genre.

14. Zombieland - 8/10 - A solid, fun comedy. Much better than expected. Still nowhere near the subtle brilliance of Shaun of the Dead.

15. Ponyo - 8/10 - Not one of Miyazaki's best. The Animation is beautiful, though, and I loved Tina Fey's voice acting. Its a fun, adorable movie, but not nearly as deep or moving as his last three films.

16. Adventureland - 8/10 - A sweet movie, but nothing all that original to it. Doesn't really deal well with the deeper issues it tries to address, but still an enjoyable film.

17. Trick 'r Treat - 7.5/10 - Not the brilliant tour-de-force of Horror Comedy that some of the blogs made it out to be, but this is a quality party film. If you have a bunch of people over on Halloween next year, and you want to watch something gruesome, and funny, this is the best pic.

18. Terminator Salvation - 7.5/10 - Much better than I expected, although it should have focused entirely on Kyle Reese and John Connor... Any scene with just Marcus was lame and unnecessary.

19. 17 Again - 7.5/10 - This film had no right being as good, as funny, or as heartwarming as it ended up being.

20. Bruno - 7.5/10 - Funny. Not quite as good as Borat, but I might have laughed a little harder this time around.

21. Observe and Report - 7.5/10 - Lacks the real punch of Eastbound & Down, but does a lot to show Seth Rogen's range as an actor... Look forward to seeing more dark, ****ed up comedies from Jody Hill.

22. Julie and Julia - 7.5/10 - Cute. Sweet. Proves Amy Adams is a versatile actress despite her section of the film being the least interesting. Meryl Streyp's section was really good, although maybe a little bland.

23. Last Chance Harvey - 7.5/10 - This film wouldn't be anything without Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman, but with them it becomes a rather touching romantic comedy that never gets too sappy.

24. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - 7.5/10 - The best looking and probably best acted of the HP franchise. Most of its problems come in its failure to set up the Deathly Hallows films... Probably the most cohesive story yet, so despite my disappointment, I have to admit I was pretty pleased overall.

25. Knowing - 7/10 - This is a fun movie that ramps up to silly and ridiculous and not in a fun way towards the end. I think it could have been much much better, but I approve of these "Twilight Zone" style movies.

26. Monsters vs. Aliens - 7/10 - By no means a great movie, but a lot of fun, and a surprising amount of heart. Enjoyed it much more than I expected to.

27. Jennifer's Body - 6.5/10 - A mediocre film... I mean, I fully expected to hate it, and sure... it's got the same fake slang everyone grew to loathe in Juno, but it also has some good moments. But for each good moment there's a terrible one. A weirdly balanced film, overall.

28. Taking Woodstock - 6.5/10 - Eh... Suprisingly mediocre. Having characters be Secretly Gay is now apparently Ang Lee's . And I mean... That's fine and all, but this time it just seemed unnecessary. Like, either make him openly gay, or make it a central plot that he hasn't come out. Operating in the middle is meaningless. Liev Schrieber is great, though.

29. The Hangover - 6.5/10 - Disappointingly Mediocre. Didn't laugh once, and I never believed the friendship between these guys like I did with Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn in the far superior Old School (by the same director)

30. He's Just Not That Into You - 6.5/10 - Not an awful movie, just mostly uninteresting... And incredibly predictable. And not as cute as it wanted to be.

31. Watchmen - 6.5/10 - In the end I liked it more then I didn't like it. It got a lot right, more than certainly I ever expected. But at the end of the day it just wasn't capable of packing the punch of the original.

32. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 6/10 - Incredibly stupid, but a lot of fun... It was cartoony and ridiculous, but never pretended it wasn't... JGL had the perfect voice as the Doctor, and they shouldn't have changed it for the last 20 minutes. The Cobra Commander outfit was pretty much awful. But I had fun, and I would totally see a sequel.

33. I Love You, Man - 6/10 - Disappointingly mediocre. Has some good moments, and I still love the concept, but it just didn't follow through at all.

34. Taken - 6/10 - Liam Neeson sleepwalks through this movie, in regards to his acting, I'll admit he's pretty bad-***, but its a mediocre film at best... I had actually forgotten to add it to my list, despite having seen it almost 3 months ago now.

35. Public Enemies - 6/10 - An Aimless, Pointless film. The shaky cam was completely unnecessary. The script was terrible. Not a single character was remotely developed. The acting was good, but far from impressive. I thought this looked good, but god, it just pissed me off how bad it was.

36. X-Men: Origins - Wolverine - 5.5/10 - Everything they needed for a halfway decent film was in there, but they just didn't follow through.

37. The Year One - 5/10 - Meh. You'll get a few laughs, then never really want to see it again.

38. Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel - 5/10 - Mediocre Sci-Fi comedy shlock that has some good moments and some good ideas, but in the end just leaves you with a wholly mediocre film.

39. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen - 5/10 - Bad on every level other than CGI, I suppose, but even the Transformers mythology was bland and uninteresting... I wasn't expecting much, but Jesus, this was a piece of **** move.

40. Land of the Lost - 3/10 - Why did I watch this movie? Cruder than funny, and too stupid to find vaguely interesting.

Films I want to see:

The Brothers Bloom - This looks amazing
A Serious Man - Coen Brothers, baby.
The Men Who Stare At Goats - Looks like good fun.
Fantastic Mr. Fox - Wes Andersen's First Foray into Animation. Should be interesting.
The Road - I hope this is good. Expecting to be disappointed.
Me and Orson Welles - Not because I'm in love with Efron or anything like that...
The Lovely Bones - Peter Jackson. Let's see what happens.
The Princess and the Frog - While I hope for greatness, if it sucks, I'll still see it just to support traditional animation.
Up in the Air - This looks like Jason Reitman's best film yet.
Avatar - Color me curious.
Sherlock Holmes - Robert Downey Jr... Nuff Said.
 
I've got it on my compyooter, so I'll be checking it out in the near future... I have like 10 other minor and major releases from the year sitting around on my external harddrive to bust out next month to insure my position as the dude who saw the most movies.
 
I've got it on my compyooter, so I'll be checking it out in the near future... I have like 10 other minor and major releases from the year sitting around on my external harddrive to bust out next month to insure my position as the dude who saw the most movies.

Dude. A Serious Man. Jump on that.
 
Updated for Avatar and Sherlock Holmes, with a revised score for Taken.

Watchmen - Enormously enjoyable, meaty, companion piece to the GN with surprisingly awesome fight scenes. It is by no means the 'Citizen Kane of comic book movies' and I hope that the subject matter is re-visited at some point in the form of a miniseries, but for a two-and-a-half-hour movie, they did a good job. 8.5/10

Taken - Two-hours of raw, old-school badassery. I'm actually kind of surprised this was made (and I'm really surprised that Neeson was put in it), given how simplistic the story and script are. Liamo does a fantastic job in any event, even though I'm not sure what he's trying to do with his accent. To be enjoyed with friends and beers.8.5/10

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - I feel kind of bad for saying I really liked this. I really enjoyed it the one time I saw it even though its rather massive flaws were quite evident to me, upon reflection. Nevertheless, a really fun popcorn movie. Jackman looked better than ever.7.5/10

Star Trek - As a fun, flashy, fantasy movie this is definitely the best film of the Summer. An excellent cast, a snappy, funny script and a serviceable plot. Chris Pine is the coolest guy out of a really cool cast. 9/10
- As a Star Trek movie, this is sort of a 'white-flag surrender' rather than the 'bold new revitalisation' people keep calling it. Any idiot could have made this movie; it's just fortunate that the characters are done so well and that Pine so effortlessly takes over from Shatner. 7/10

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen - After the Earth-shattering awesomeness of the first one, I was bitterly disappointed by this. It was just...too much. It tried far too hard. I didn't even mind Wheelie that much, but those jive-talkin' only-in-the-movie-to-sell-toys twin robots pissed me off something fierce. The only real upside to this movie was that the human cast of characters had all improved and had actually developed a bit (Sam was much more confident and sure of himself than in the last one and the Sector 7 guy was actually likeable). Plus, Optimus Prime was as cool as he was last time, thankfully. 5/10

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince - Serviceable, enjoyable, entertaining, British-made movie that I enjoyed watching in the cinema, but will probably never see again. (Basically, what the James Bond films are to everyone else). 8/10

The Hangover - I probably would have enjoyed it a lot more if it hadn't been over-rated into the stratosphere by everyone on planet Earth. Some parts were clever and I laughed out loud a few times, but I mean...it's a tiger...so what?! 7.5/10

Wonder Woman - Could have and should have been longer (there were some small, but annoying plot holes that could have easily been dealt with in a few seconds of dialogue), but it was really, really good. Probably the best of the DCU DTVs, so far.
The little girl calling out '"Look! It's Wonder Woman!" at the very end, was the best part of the movie.
9/10

(500) Days of Summer - A flawless, perfect romantic comedy that was exactly what I thought it would be.
The ending teetered precariously towards being too much of a sugary-ideal-Hollywood ending, but the rest of the movie more than made up for it.
10/10

Green Lantern: First Flight - To sum up my thoughts, I will simply state what I think this movie should have been called: "Green Lantern Corps: The Movie, with Hal Jordan". Hal wasn't given enough to do as a character, even though he was present for the entire thing. It often felt like I was watching someone playing an RPG akin to Mass Effect.
Also, I didn't really care for "the green and yellow elements" as deviations. Mostly because they just looked like giant chunks of Kryptonite.
6/10

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies - Surprisingly good in spite of the bad press it's received. Conroy and Daly are given more to do than in their other recent portrayals of the character and the action is so much fun that the troubled plot doesn't really need to make that much sense. Poor, empty characterisations of other characters pull it down to a 7.5/10

Avatar - Someone described it as "watching someone playing one of the coolest video games ever made," and that sort of sums it up. It didn't really need to be a film. It's quite beautiful and it's certainly the biggest thing I've ever seen, but that's not really much more to it than that. 6.5/10

Sherlock Holmes - It could have been a whole lot more than it was. Downey Jr. and Law were great, but their lines and their chemistry seemed a bit tired. None of the other key characters were interesting and
Moriarty was almost completely ridiculous
. I also thought the movie's title was a bit presumptuous, as if they were suggesting that this was the definitive Sherlock Holmes movie, or something. 6/10
 
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So I'm going to go see 2012 on tuesday. I doubt it'll be one of my favorite movies of 2009, but its free.

I'll see anything in the theater for free.
 
Updated for Jennifer's Body and Paranormal Activity

Star Trek: A+
I can't think of anything I didn't like about this movie. I thought it was by far the most enjoyable movie I've seen this year and probably last year too (I liked it more than The Dark Knight, which although it was a great movie didn't really seem to know when to stop). Loved it.

Inglorious Basterds: A+
Great movie. The ending was especially great. Brad Pitt isn't my favorite actor but he was great in this. It had a lot more funny parts than i expected too. simple great.

The Hangover: A
Hilarious. The three main leads were great together, and I really liked how they told the story. Ed Helms' fiancee was a *****, so I was glad that he ditched her for Heather Graham. Very good.

Wonder Woman: A
I loved it. This convinces me that a live action Wonder Woman movie can work well. Steve Trevor was awesome. I seriously can't think of anything I didn't like about it.

Adventureland: A-
I liked this movie alot. Nice blend of comedy and real emotion. All of the actors were good, and it was nice to see that there weren't alot of traditional cliches.

Up: B+
Very good. I wouldn't say this is my favorite Pixar movie, that still goes to The Incredibles, but this was still good. I'm only knocking it a bit because I didn't really feel that connected to any of the characters, but that could have had something to do with the way I saw it. Doug was the best though.

Watchmen: B+
I may be being too generous but I thought it was fairly good. After thinking about it there are quite a few things that Snyder should have done differently (Oxymandias, some of the ending stuff, the fighting sequences, big blue penis, Hallelujah...) but more or less I think he got it right. I can't wait for the extended edition.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: B
Pretty good. I've never been a huge fan of the Harry Potter movies, but it did strike me in this movie just how amazing what they have done is. Six movies (soon to be eight) with primarily all the same cast members. It's pretty exceptional when you think about it. This was probably one of the best of the lot. I had no problem with the changes, but then again I have no idea what changes they made.

Jennifer's Body: B-
Not nearly as bad as some of the feedback would lead you to believe. I thought it was pretty good personally. I even thought Megan Fox's acting was pretty good in this movie. It is hard to tell though because her character is very "Megan Fox like". If that makes any sense. Anyway, it was pretty good.


G.I. Joe: C+
I will admit that I had moderate expectations going in, and very little knowledge of the G.I. Joe universe. That said, I thought this was at the very least a very fun and entertaining film. It knows what it is, a movie about action figures, and it doesn't try to be anything else. Snake Eyes was badass. The plot between him and Storm Shadow was probably the best of the movie. Some of the CG needed work though. As others have said Joseph Gordon Levitt was fantastic as Cobra Commander, although I would have prefered they use the hood.

Paranormal Activity: C+
It was entertaining but it really wasn't that scary. I liked the way that the paranormal stuff that happens is understated, thus making it seem more realistic.


Confessions of a Shopaholic: C
Isla Fisher was hot as usual. Besides that nothing special. It was at least entertaining though.

Taken: C
This was a great action movie...that's about it. The performances weren't that impressive, and SPOILER! the reunion between Neeson and the daughter felt off. Badass fights though.

Terminator Salvation: C
While it wasn't as good as the first two Terminator movies, it seemed better than the 3rd (I haven't seen it in a while). In general, it was a decent action movie with patches of awesomeness. Most of these moments belonged to Sam Worthington, who stole the show. Am I the only one that is starting to think that Bale is becoming a bit one note? I don't think this was nearly as bad as some people make it out to be.

Green Lantern: C-
I honestly wasn't too impressed with this. I didn't feel any connection to any of the characters. I know that more of Hal's origin was covered in New Frontier but I think they should have added more to this. Simply put I didn't think Hal Jordan was very interesting. I liked Sinestro. The final fight between him and Hal seemed to go on and on though.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: C-
I didn't like this as much as the first one, but it was entertaining. Some awesome CGI. The story kinda made sense, at least enough to get me through the movie. I'm trying not to think about the plot too much. The fight between Optimus and the Fallen was surprisingly anticlimactic, especially incomparison to the battle that's going on before this. All in all it was enjoyable though more than a bit mindless. Far too long.

Defiance: D+
I thought this was kinda boring. It wasn't nearly as "actiony" as I thought it was going to be. But then again that may be my fault. Certainly worth checking on DVD, but I don't think it was worth the $8 I paid to see it in a theater.

I Love You Man: D+
I really didn't think this was that funny. Maybe I just expected too much from Rudd and Segel. Was it just me or did anyone else think that Segel's character was pretty creppy? I exepcted him to kill Paul Rudd at any moment. Maybe it was the fact that he always wore a sport jacket and scarf.

Bruno: D
While some of the stuff in the movie was funny, alot wasn't. Some of it was stuff that was either featured in ads, or was used by SBC in promoting the movie. I liked Borat more. I could have done without the swinging penis, but I guess I should have expected that.

Wolverine: F
While I didn't go in expecting a great movie like Iron Man or TDK, I thought it might be fun. Sadly, with the exception of Deadpool, this movie was pretty boring. I didn't see anything that I hadn't seen in previous movies.
 
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