Your Favorite Movies of 2009

Updated for Alien Trespass.

1. Inglourious Basterds A
2. Up A
3. District 9 A
4. Ponyo A
5. Coraline A
6. Star Trek A-
7. Observe and Report A-
8. The Hangover A-
9. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince A-
10. Drag Me To Hell B+
11. The Great Buck Howard B+
12. Adam B+
13. Taken B+
14. Knowing B+
15. I Love You, Man B
16. Tyson B
17. Alien Trespass B
18. Funny People B
19. Brüno B-
20. Adventureland B-
21. Sunshine Cleaning B-
22. Confessions of a Shopaholic B-
23. Watchmen B-
24. Monsters vs. Aliens B-
25. Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian C+
26. Race to Witch Mountain C+
27. The Soloist C
28. G-FORCE C-
29. X-Men Origins: Wolverine C-
30. Push C-
 
THE INTERNATIONAL - A rather gripping whodunnit which makes the act of uncovering financial fraud very compelling and genuinely interesting. Bizarrely, this film, which is a slow, methodical, covert mystery, decides to end in an all-out bullet-time set piece where Clive Owen shoots at guys in the Guggenheim. The scene might have worked well in DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE, but this movie is so not an action movie, and ending with a Hollywood blockbuster action set piece is totally inappropriate and ruins the movie's aesthetic.

STATE OF PLAY - Again, another gripping whodunnit involving corporate conspiracy and murder, involving a politician and a sex scandal. It's actually very well done, and highly enjoyable, with good substance, but, for some reason, decides to have a 'twist' that makes little sense, just to give the ending a bit more 'oomph'. But instead of being 'oomph', it's actually just bewildering as it comes out of nowhere and doesn't make much sense or do much for the story (actually it does, but it's so late-game and so poorly set-up, that it just feels tacked on). It's there because the filmmakers simply couldn't work out how to make the end of the movie - a man sitting at a type writer - visually exciting (even though it was), so they put a final "clue" at the end which is wholly unnecessary. Both STATE OF PLAY and THE INTERNATIONAL are very similar films: post-Halliburton movies about corporate conspiracy to milk wars and the public's desire for security for billions of dollars. Both movies have rather low-key guys be Woodword and Bernstein as they uncover the Watergate-like plot and expose the tyrants behind the throne of American democracy. This is fine, but both films are calculating, subtle, and attempt to be realistic - in that they don't have outrageous action sequences. The action is used very lightly, the drama mainly coming from the paranoia of an ever-present, shadow conspiracy with limitless resources. Unfortunately, neither movie understood how to craft the ending and make it visually appealing, since the end of this type of movie is essentially a lengthy court process in the public eye. So THE INTERNATIONAL decides to have it's climax be straight out of a James Bond movie, and STATE OF PLAY tries to just pull a twist at the end. Both of these movies are trying to ape MICHAEL CLAYTON, which is a superb movie, and the end of it is perfectly in character for the movie. It doesn't need a desperate twist, nor a outrageous action scene, it's a small, but powerful confrontation that involves a brilliantly dialogued conversation. Also, Jason Bateman is in STATE OF PLAY.

17 AGAIN - This was much better than I expected. Matthew Perry is very good, and so is Zach Efron. In fact, it's a pretty good movie. It does, at points, truly dive into idiotic sentimentality, but the movie sticks to its premise and works it through, much in the same way as BIG does. In 17 AGAIN, Chandler (as he shall always be known) is middle-aged and hates his life. He gets youthed back to 17, and slowly understands what he has. But it doesn't do it in a heavy-handed way. It works well, and its entertaining. Also, the sub-plot of Chandler's childhood friend's attempt at romance is also well played out. The only really stupid bit is the far too long lightsaber fight, but it's at the beginning, and to be honest, this is quite a fun movie.

I LOVE YOU, MAN - This movie has all the actors doing well. Jon Favreau and Paul Rudd in particular, and they share the best scene in the movie (it involves beer). The movie builds quite well, as Paul Rudd's attempt to find a true male friend starts to implode his life, but it shamelessly decides, after Rudd hits rock bottom, to just have Rudd solve things very easily, and it's a cheap, cheap movie. With just a couple of apologies, everything works out right, and it's a big, fat lie. Unwilling to go through with their story, the filmmakers just wanted to end it quickly on a high note and disregarded all the consequences of the characters' actions. This film really could have been a romantic tragedy, and may have been all the better for it. The problem with romantic comedies (even bromantic comedies), is that they are rarely romantic, and rarely funny. I LOVE YOU, MAN, like most rom-coms, is tepid in both areas, relying on skilled comedians to sell a turkey. Shame. Also, the Lou Ferrigno stuff is just really, really idiotic. Ferrigno is fine, but he's used purely as a "Chuck Norris" type of celebrity gag, and he's overused.

THE SOLOIST - Robert Downey Jr plays a troubled journalist and Jamie Foxx plays a schizophrenic homeless cello prodigy. This movie is an actor vehicle for these two. The whole movie is there to show off their acting chops by giving them big speeches and a gamut of emotions and a movie all about their thoughts. Unfortunately, it makes the mistake of not actually having a story or characters worth caring about. DOUBT is an actor vehicle with a compelling, subtle, yet powerful story, THE SOLOIST is not. It's dull, boring, and cliche. Yes, the actors are good but then it's Robert Downey Jr and Jaime Foxx. RDJ was good in WEIRD SCIENCE for Chrissakes. Of course he's good here. But the film is just bland.

GRAN TORINO - This movie is astonishingly good. A modern-day Western, with a totally perfect ending. The movie is a true, powerful, moment in the lives of the characters and it's such a shame this is Eastwood's last role, because he's wonderful, and when he sings at the end, it'll break your heart. Brilliant movie, that's just simple storytelling. Nothing fancy. A completely mundane premise taken to beautiful extreme.

WATCHMEN - Good film, poorly told. Too loud, too loving, and too stupid. But that's all in how it was told. What was there was gold.

STAR TREK - Stupid film, brilliantly told. Very exciting, engaging, and charismatic, despite it being unbelievably average and contrived.

CHANGELING - A well-crafted, intriguing film with a great supporting cast and antagonists that help create a compelling protagonist in Angelina Jolie. Some of J Michael Straczynski's writing ticks are still too obvious and superficial, but it's extremely slight and the movie is very exciting indeed.

GHOST TOWN - A good return to classic comedy in which the main protagonist is actually unlikeable yet still compelling, Ricky Gervais is a rare talent like Bill Murray or Charles Grodin. Unfortunately, despite his wonderful performance, Gervais is stuck in an awfully bland movie that is formulaic and insipid. Lacking any insight at all, Gervais' fine performance is wasted.

LAST CHANCE HARVEY - A somewhat pleasant romantic drama, but unfortunately, lacks any real impetus or resolution. It has almost no story to it, and it never feels like this is truly Harvey's last chance for love.

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN - A dull, insipidly shallow Disney movie that is written with terrible cliches and contrivances. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson however, is wonderfully entertaining because that's just who he is. Thankfully, he's on screen for so much of the movie, the movie becomes palatable purely because of him.

THE HANGOVER - A base, vulgar comedy that, while quite genuinely funny at points, lacks any substance at all. Setting itself up as a 'comedy mystery', it fundamentally has no plot or purpose, and is far too shallow and poorly constructed to be rewatchable. It is funny for the most part though.

BIG MAN JAPAN - Working on good faith, the film is enjoyable but slow for the first 90 minutes, then it ends with a very bad joke and forgets to have an ending or story. An insulting waste of everyone's time.

SEVEN POUNDS - Will Smith's latest attempt at desperately trying to get an Oscar. It's unfortunate because he's a very accomplished actor and just needs to be given a good film. This movie acts like it's a suspenseful mystery about love and redemption, but is confusing because it is so terribly obvious. It also makes an amateur mistake - hiding the protagonist's desire is idiotic as the film has no spine and appears to be a bizarre melange of scenes. Which is what this is. It struggles desperately for a point, only to reveal a dull, boring point that you already new from the trailer and never gives you a reason to care. It is a poor vehicle for actors; it traps talented actors with the promise of a wide range of emotional suffering but grants no context to those scenes, so the actor's tears seem unnecessary and insincere.

UP - Pixar are geniuses. From the opening six-minute cartoon PARTLY CLOUDY, to the fantastic end duel, this film is unbridled joy and wonder. Tip top filmmaking.

FROST/NIXON - An entertaining, interesting film of political cat and mouse. Unfortunately, in the wake of George W Bush, Richard Nixon appears saint-like and much of the teeth of the story dissipates. Granted, one can understand that at the time this was important, but today, it seems somewhat unimportant. The film makes its case very well, and is indeed very intriguing, but it is ever so slightly distant simply because GW Bush is a far worse Nixon who has gotten away with it.

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS - A rollicking rollercoaster movie that uses World War 2 as a romantic ficitionalized setting to have outrageous black comedy and gripping drama. Possessing a large cast of nothing but wonderful characters, the chief villain, Landa the Jew-Hunter steals the show away from wonderful characters like Aldo Raines the Apache, The Bear Jew, Hugo, and Lt Wilcox. Incredible fun.

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA - Okay, this didn't come out this year, but I saw it this year and I have to say that it is a masterpiece that, when watching it, demands your full, unbridled attention. Wow.
 
(Running off for now, this post will be edited with my thoughts in later tonight or tomorrow)

1. Coraline - 9.5/10 - The first movie I've ever seen to use 3D to enhance the experience rather than for cheap thrills. A Brilliant movie. By far Sellick's best work, and that includes Nightmare Before Christmas. Seeing this again reminded me of its brilliance, and I hope it beats Up for Best Animated at the Oscars (although we'll have to see if Ponyo blows both out of the water)

2. Inglourious Basterds - 9/10 - Dang, Quentin, you've done it again. The film might not be shot with the exquisite care Tarantino typically gives his films, but at the same time, it doesn't mean that this wasn't great. Hans Landa is already one of my favorite characters of all time.

3. The Informant! - 9/10 - Despite Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds, Matt Damon puts in my favorite role of the year thusfar. This film is more complicated than it seems at first glance. It's funny and when it starts to novedive into the insanity of what Mark Whitacre did, it's amazing.

4. In The Loop - 9/10 - Very well executed critique of British and American actions before the start of an unnamed war (which can very much be assumed to be Iraq). Absolutely hilarious, there are laugh out loud moments throughout.

5. Up - 9/10 - Another brilliant escapade by the fantastic people at Pixar. I wasn't all that interested in this movie, but it won me over in the first few minutes.

6. Funny People - 8.5/10 - Clearly not a perfect movie, but everything that it does well succeeds wildly. Seth Rogen is amazing, as is the entire supporting cast. The funniest drama i've ever seen, but it really isn't a Comedy... It's not a happy movie. And that's a ballsy move by Apatow I really respect.

7. District 9 - 8.5/10 - A good film, but not the great one everyone seems convinced it is... I definitely think all the Oscar talk is overstating it... It could make it in one of the ten slots, but it wouldn't make it in the five. But still, props need to be given to such an original science-fiction concept. Its an unbalanced film, and the characters aren't as fully realized as they should be, and neither are the Aliens. The Action is brilliant, though, and this is a movie any fan of the genre needs to see.

8. Drag Me To Hell - 8/10 - Fun, Scary... A far cry better than Raimi's mediocre at best work on the Spider-Man moves.

9. (500) Days of Summer - 8/10 - Upon first seeing this, I was prepared to put it at the very top of my list for 2009, but seeing the movie again really helped me see a lot of the problems it suffers... My friends ended up hating it, but I still think its a beautiful, sweet movie... And Joseph Gordon Levitt should be in everything forever.

10. Star Trek - 8/10 - Pure, Unadulterated Fun... A little less overwhelmingly awesome on the second go, and there are certainly problems, but this was a great reintroduction to the universe of Star Trek

11. State of Play - 8/10 - Great Acting. Great Story... This makes me want to be an investigative reporter as much as it makes me want to watch the original BBC miniseries.

12. Moon - 8/10 - Great first film for Mr. Jones. Parts of it dragged, but Sam Rockwell was incredible in this movie, and it was great to see something so original in the Sci-Fi genre.

13. Ponyo - 8/10 - Not one of Miyazaki's best. The Animation is beautiful, though, and I loved Tina Fey's voice acting. Its a fun, adorable movie, but not nearly as deep or moving as his last three films.

14. Adventureland - 8/10 - A sweet movie, but nothing all that original to it. Doesn't really deal well with the deeper issues it tries to address, but still an enjoyable film.

15. Terminator Salvation - 7.5/10 - Much better than I expected, although it should have focused entirely on Kyle Reese and John Connor... Any scene with just Marcus was lame and unnecessary.

16. 17 Again - 7.5/10 - This film had no right being as good, as funny, or as heartwarming as it ended up being.

17. Bruno - 7.5/10 - Funny. Not quite as good as Borat, but I might have laughed a little harder this time around.

18. Observe and Report - 7.5/10 - Lacks the real punch of Eastbound & Down, but does a lot to show Seth Rogen's range as an actor... Look forward to seeing more dark, ****ed up comedies from Jody Hill.

19. Julie and Julia - 7.5/10 - Cute. Sweet. Proves Amy Adams is a versatile actress despite her section of the film being the least interesting. Meryl Streyp's section was really good, although maybe a little bland.

20. Last Chance Harvey - 7.5/10 - This film wouldn't be anything without Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman, but with them it becomes a rather touching romantic comedy that never gets too sappy.

21. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - 7.5/10 - The best looking and probably best acted of the HP franchise. Most of its problems come in its failure to set up the Deathly Hallows films... Probably the most cohesive story yet, so dispite my disappointment, I have to admit I was pretty pleased overall.

22. Knowing - 7/10 - This is a fun movie that ramps up to silly and ridiculous and not in a fun way towards the end. I think it could have been much much better, but I approve of these "Twilight Zone" style movies.

23. Monsters vs. Aliens - 7/10 - By no means a great movie, but a lot of fun, and a surprising amount of heart. Enjoyed it much more than I expected to.

24. Taking Woodstock - 6.5/10 - Eh... Suprisingly mediocre. Having characters be Secretly Gay is now apparently Ang Lee's . And I mean... That's fine and all, but this time it just seemed unnecessary. Like, either make him openly gay, or make it a central plot that he hasn't come out. Operating in the middle is meaningless. Liev Schrieber is great, though.

25. The Hangover - 6.5/10 - Disappointingly Mediocre. Didn't laugh once, and I never believed the friendship between these guys like I did with Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn in the far superior Old School (by the same director)

26. He's Just Not That Into You - 6.5/10 - Not an awful movie, just mostly uninteresting... And incredibly predictable. And not as cute as it wanted to be.

27. Watchmen - 6.5/10 - In the end I liked it more then I didn't like it. It got a lot right, more than certainly I ever expected. But at the end of the day it just wasn't capable of packing the punch of the original.

28. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 6/10 - Incredibly stupid, but a lot of fun... It was cartoony and ridiculous, but never pretended it wasn't... JGL had the perfect voice as the Doctor, and they shouldn't have changed it for the last 20 minutes. The Cobra Commander outfit was pretty much awful. But I had fun, and I would totally see a sequel.

29. I Love You, Man - 6/10 - Disappointingly mediocre. Has some good moments, and I still love the concept, but it just didn't follow through at all.

30. Taken - 6/10 - Liam Neeson sleepwalks through this movie, in regards to his acting, I'll admit he's pretty bad-***, but its a mediocre film at best... I had actually forgotten to add it to my list, despite having seen it almost 3 months ago now.

31. Public Enemies - 6/10 - An Aimless, Pointless film. The shaky cam was completely unnecessary. The script was terrible. Not a single character was remotely developed. The acting was good, but far from impressive. I thought this looked good, but god, it just pissed me off how bad it was.

32. X-Men: Origins - Wolverine - 5.5/10 - Everything they needed for a halfway decent film was in there, but they just didn't follow through.

33. The Year One - 5/10 - Meh. You'll get a few laughs, then never really want to see it again.

34. Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel - 5/10 - Mediocre Sci-Fi comedy shlock that has some good moments and some good ideas, but in the end just leaves you with a wholly mediocre film.

35. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen - 5/10 - Bad on every level other than CGI, I suppose, but even the Transformers mythology was bland and uninteresting... I wasn't expecting much, but Jesus, this was a piece of **** move.

36. Land of the Lost - 3/10 - Why did I watch this movie? Cruder than funny, and too stupid to find vaguely interesting.

Films I want to see:

The Brothers Bloom - This looks amazing
Paper Heart - Looks cute.
Capitalism: A Love Story - It's Michael Moore, so i'll definitely see it... Hopefully its more "Sicko" than "Fahrenheit 9/11"
A Serious Man - Coen Brothers, baby.
Shutter Island - Looks great.
Where The Wild Things Are - I am more excited for this movie than anything else coming out this year.
The Box - Maybe.
Fantastic Mr. Fox - Wes Andersen's First Foray into Animation. Should be interesting.
The Lovely Bones - Peter Jackson. Let's see what happens.
The Princess and the Frog - While I hope for greatness, if it sucks, I'll still see it just to support traditional animation.
Avatar - Color me curious.
Sherlock Holmes - Robert Downey Jr... Nuff Said.
 
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Updated for Inkheart and Jennifer's Body.

1. Inglourious Basterds A
2. Up A
3. District 9 A
4. Ponyo A
5. Coraline A
6. Star Trek A-
7. Observe and Report A-
8. The Hangover A-
9. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince A-
10. Drag Me To Hell B+
11. The Great Buck Howard B+
12. Adam B+
13. Taken B+
14. Knowing B+
15. I Love You, Man B
16. Tyson B
17. Inkheart B
18. Alien Trespass B
19. Funny People B
20. Brüno B-
21. Adventureland B-
22. Sunshine Cleaning B-
23. Confessions of a Shopaholic B-
24. Watchmen B-
25. Monsters vs. Aliens B-
26. Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian C+
27. Race to Witch Mountain C+
28. The Soloist C
29. Jennifer's Body C-
30. G-FORCE C-
31. X-Men Origins: Wolverine C-
32. Push C-
 
Watchmen - Pretty good. Not how I would've done it, but they put so much effort into how they did it that it payed off. A book-accurate Ozymandias might've made it a whole point higher. It's basically in the same category of b-t-f adaptations as the Potter films - no match for the book, but very cool to see for fans of it. And once in a while, sheer magic. 8.5/10.

Taken - Exciting, straight-forward, cool. Neeson is cool. 6/10.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - I enjoyed this, but basically, they just weren't making a good movie. So they just pumped up what they had as best as they could, and it turned out okay. It also just felt kind of dated.... seenitamilliontimes.... know what I mean? 6/10

Star Trek - First movie I can remember seeing in a while where the special effects actually impressed me. A great, fun action-adventure with a cast that completely sells it. I want more emotion and depth in a film, but this was the rare "great" movie that still manages without it. I hope it's there in the sequels, though. 8.5/10.

Terminator: Salvation - Pointless, dry, completely unengaging. Anton Yelchin was awesome, and Sam Worthington, for some reason, just really has something. I look forward to seeing more of both of them. But Conner was flat and the plot went absolutely nowhere. I'm disappointed in Bale for being so involved with this. And that stupid alternate ending they wanted to use.... damn.... 5/10

Outlander - This was pretty cool. A humanoid alien crash-lands in Viking-Era Norway. I like Jim Caviziel a lot and overall thought this was done pretty well. 8/10.

UP - The best, most touching thing I've seen from Pixar in years. I still wanted more, but as it was there wasn't really anything wrong with it. 9/10.

Tranformers: Revenge Of The Fallen - SFX porn with a likeable cast, especially Sam and his parents. I don't think this one felt as epic as the first, but it was good. 7/10.

Knowing - Stunning. Why isn't Shyamalan capable of this kind of thing anymore? Refreshing, creative, very suspenseful, amazing disaster sequences.... not to overhype it, but maybe the most I've enjoyed a movie this year. They clearly believed in the film they were making, which is more than I can say for a lot of films. 9/10

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince - Probably the best one yet, and certainly the most unique, beautiful, and magical to me. The problems that all the films have had still apply, but even those not as much. I loved it. 9/10.

Push - Fun, fast, good effects and well-directed action sequences.... the plot was extremely confusing in brief spurts, but I was pretty satisfied by it. A lot of the stuff that made Heroes good in the first place works here. 7.5/10

Horsemen - Detective movie about serial killers patterning themselves after the biblical four horsemen of the apocalypse. Good premise, only okay execution. Clearly made by people who really love Se7en, but aren't in the same leage. Patrick Fugit, the kid from Almost Famous, was the best part. 6/10

Funny People - Has lots of flaws and lots of good stuff. Sandler truly carries the picture, but everyone in it is good. A different and very personal step from Apatow. Odd for a director's third film, it feels more like a tenth. I guess that's the case for Sandler, though. What would really be interesting is if he stops making the type of movies they spoof in the film. 7.75/10

The Great Buck Howard - Swell. Colin Hanks is good here, but I'd really like to see him do a much less reserved, really emotional role soon. The movie is a must-see for any John Malkovich fan and overall was just really sweet and well-done. 7.5/10

I Love You, Man - I'm not usually big on the whole "bromance" thing, but this was awesome. It was really funny first and foremost, but the Segel-Rudd relationship is so much damn fun and steals the show, even when it's not being funny but just plain honest and raw. The whole cast is great and the film is enhanced by the fact that I love Rush. The extended concert scene on the DVD was a ****ing blast. 8/10

District 9 - A completely enthralling, edge-of-your-seat film experience, the most unique in ages. I feel like the whole "documentary/shaky-cam/handicam" thing a lot of them have been trying to use recently to make it feel more like you're actually there was finally perfected by this, with the perfect blend it uses. For the first time since I think 2007..... it's a solid 10/10.

Inglourious Basterds - Sometimes in all the hype and fanfare and his behind-the-scenes persona I forget just what a rich, superb film-maker Tarantino is. So suspenseful, so satisfying, amazing acting and direction and dialouge.... I will be riding high on this movie for quite a while. For the first time since last week...... 10/10.

The Final Destination - You can't really rate this the way you would a normal movie because it's not designed to be a good film, just a really fun, amusement-park-ride type experience. With friends, in the well-utilized 3D, this was very entertaining, and the climax was excellent. 7.5/10.[/COLOR] The lead guy was also really good and I hope he gets a good career. The girl too for that matter.

State Of Play - Russell Crowe is awesome, so was the plot and concept, and the direction, and everyone else. Especially Jason Bateman. "Political Thrillers" usually require me to make an effort to get interested. Not this time. Again, Crowe.... his performance has stuck with me. I'm also glad to see Ben Affleck has really turned into a completely respectable actor who is a pleasure to watch, although I really want to see him direct something again. Gone Baby Gone was terrific and I would've picked him to direct Watchmen based off of it. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this. 8.5/10

9 - Cool concept that ultimately went absolutely nowhere. The "stichpunks"(name according to Acker) were literally just completely normal, functional people and 9 was the least dimensional character of them all, which is saying a lot. There was a lot of really cool stuff and the director obviously had a vision, but the story needed about another year or two's work and was literally just to get them from one action sequence to the next. The very ending was really good too, but overall it fell miles short of how good it potentially looked from that first trailer. 6.5/10.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs - A triumph. Funniest movie of the year, one of the most exciting too. Loved it from start to finish. See it. 9.5/10
 
26. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Another mediocre comic book movie with no real idea what it could be. It makes me sad.

25. The Year One
It really wasn't that funny. Especially considering who was in it, but it had it's moments. And the girls were hot especially that Juno something chick. Damn.

24. I Love You, Man
It was a pretty plain comedy. Not what I expect after seeing them in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

23. State of Play

Decent movie starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, and Rachael McAdams. I enjoyed, but it's one of those movies, that you seen once and than never again.

22. Funny People
I am undecided where to rank this compared to his other movies. I want to say I liked it better since but that is not saying much since I was never a big fan.

21. Terminator Salvation
Let me get this out of the way. I am not a fan of the Terminator franchise. I really was liking it until the horrible ending.

20. The Informant
The first half of the movie was incredibly boring except for the main characters random thoughts. The second half of the movie however was fantastic.


19. Drag Me To Hell
I have always wanted to see the Evil Dead series and has yet too. But this movie from what I hear is in the same vein. I've never seen horror and comedy combined like this. It was great.

18. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
It's about as good as the others. They really should of started with this one from the get go.

17. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
I enjoy this movies despite how stupid they actually are. Some moments were a little too ridiculous and plot holes big enough for Prime to drive through, but I want to watch robots beating the **** out of each other and Megan Fox. I got that.

16. Watchmen
It was very brilliant in some parts and really really terrible at overall. The overall narrative seemed to suffer, especially for the ones not familiar with the source material. I was just happy to see Rorschach played so well.


15. 9
A pretty interesting idea for a post apocalyptic movie. It really needed a lot more detail to the story, but the animation was brilliant.


14. Adventureland
I like the new sting of teen romantic comedies that seem more realistic with the awkwardness of dating. This one was average, but I enjoyed it. Kristen Stewart is nice looking.

13. The Hangover
Another comedy starring people I really have never heard of and it was hilarious. Makes me want to go to Vegas and get wasted


12. Jennifer's Body
Pretty much what I expected. Fun & creepy. I love the fact that Diablo Cody follows up the successful movie like Juno with this.


11. Bruno
Possibly more insane then Borat but not as funny. I still really enjoyed it, some parts I hoped was staged so I don't completely lose faith in the human race.

10. Fired Up
It was actually really funny. References to the classic Bring It On, hell they even watched it in the movie. It was like Wedding Crashers meets Bring It On.

9. Angels & Demons
I may be in the minority, but I loved this movies. I love mysteries and religious based stories.

8. Crank 2: High Voltage
I don't even know where to begin. This was the most offensive, over the top, insane thing I ever seen. I loved every minute.

7. Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince
I love all the Harry Potter movies for good or bad. People complain about them not comparing to the books, well duh. But this suffers a bit from the pacing problem 4 had.

6. The Time Traveller's Wife
This is getting a lot of bad reviews and I'm not sure why. I thought the story was well crafted, Bana and McAdams were great. I loved it.


5. District 9
This was nothing like I expected. I love the documentary idea and I would to see some kind of sequel.


4. Up
Almost as good as Wall-E. It was pretty wonderful. I'm glad I didn't watch too many trailers.

3. Coraline
Gaiman movies are 3 for 3 in my book. It was such a great corky little film. The voice acting and stop animation was perfect. I also seen the Bluray 3D and it was awesome.

2. Star Trek
One of the best Summer blockbuster/Sci-Fi movies I ever seen. Great cast, action, and humor. I never cared for Star Trek at all and now it is cooler than Star Wars.


1. Inglourious Basterds
The best Taratino movie ever and the best WW2 movie ever.
 
  • Night at the Museum 4.8/5
  • Watchmen 4.7/5
  • Monsters Vs Aliens 4.7/5
  • The wrestler 4.7 / 5
  • Wolverine 4.6 / 5
  • Lesbian Vampire Killers 4.6 /5
  • Hulk Vs 4.5 / 5
  • Dragonball Evolution 3/5
  • Race to Witch Mountain 2.7/5
  • Bolt 2.5 / 5
  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2/5
  • Adventureland 1/5
 
Why/how is Adventureland the worst movie you've seen this year?
 
Why/how is Adventureland the worst movie you've seen this year?

It says Favorite. There fore it's in personal likes and dislikes. t said to be to be a comedy yet wasn't funny. The biggest problem was it was seemed to be trying so hard to be different and was s up it's own ***. While the fact is you want a good teen comedy/drama movie? watch a John Hughes film.

Let's not turn this in to a big deal but I found Adventureland to just be so blah. but that is my opinion. You disagree? that's fair enough as that's kinda the point to each person doing their own right? they'll be different.
 
It says Favorite. There fore it's in personal likes and dislikes. t said to be to be a comedy yet wasn't funny. The biggest problem was it was seemed to be trying so hard to be different and was s up it's own ***. While the fact is you want a good teen comedy/drama movie? watch a John Hughes film.

Let's not turn this in to a big deal but I found Adventureland to just be so blah. but that is my opinion. You disagree? that's fair enough as that's kinda the point to each person doing their own right? they'll be different.

It really wasn't suppose to be a comedy. You missed the whole point.
 
Wall*E - 9/10
Watchmen - 5/10
Wonder Woman - 9/10
The Soloist - 7/10
Star Trek - 10/10
Terminator Salvation - 5/10
Valkyrie - 7/10
Taken - 8/10
The Forbidden Kingdom - 7/10
The Wrestler - 10/10
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 7/10
Bruno - 7/10
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - 7/10
Green Lantern: First Flight - 8/10
Funny People - 9/10
Inglourious Basterds - 8/10
Halloween II - 7/10

Zombieland - 8/10
This was surprisingly original. I didn't think there were any more ideas that could be used for a zombie movie, but I was wrong. Still, this wasn't as good as Shaun of the Dead.
 
Updated for Zombieland, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Yes Man, I Love You, Man, and Crank: High Voltage

District 9: A++
By far the best movie I've seen since either Slumdog Millionaire or Dark Knight, this was one of the best sci-fi movies I've ever seen. The action in it was used perfectly and the emotion was great, so much so that I was literally on the edge of my seat. Not in the metaphorical way, I actually was leaning forward the entire time. I really felt for the main alien Christopher and was very sad for the fate of the main human character. My top pick for Best Picture this year.

Star Trek: A+
Shows me why JJ Abrahms is the man and why I want to make movies some day. This was exactly what a Star Trek movie should have been for a new generation. It was hilarious, beautiful and epic all in the same breath and possibly gathered together the best grouping of future talent in Hollywood that we'll see in a while. Pine, Quinto, Urban, Yelchin, Cho, Saldana, Pegg all were great and Bana was fantastic as Nero. Pine as Hal Jordan!

The Hangover: A+
Legitametly the funniest movie I've seen in years. This movie was freaking hilarious and left me wanting to see it again almost immediately after I had just seen it. Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper and Zack GalifaIcan'tpronouncehiswholename were all awesome. Funny, funny movie and alongside Star Trek as the best movie this year.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: A
While I don't think it was the best adaptation of a Pottter film, I do think it is the best movie of the series so far. I thought that the effects used were perfect and the humor in this one was great. The performances by Gambon, Rickman, Radcliffe and Jim Broadbent as Slughorn especially were amazing and this film only has me excited for the final two Deathly Hallows films.

Up: A
Another fantastic film from Pixar, it was heartfelt and touching which is to be expected from Pixar. The animation, the humor, the plot were all perfect in this completely unique and wonderful plot. Another great Pixar film from a company that has yet to dissapoint.

Wonder Woman: A
So far it's the best animated film that DC has put out, though I do love New Frontier and enjoyed Doomsday. Great actors selected for it and essentally a perfect adaptation of the Wonder Woman mythology. And Fillion's in it so I'm obliged to enjoy it.

Zombieland: A
Totally went into this with zero expectations and left completely satisfied from having seen it. All of the jokes completely worked because they made it as big of a farce on zombie movies as they could perfectly. Woody Harrelson's always great and I think Jesse Eisenberg is a funnier version of Michael Cera. Emma Stone is also very hot and entertaining. "Any regrets?" "Garfield probably."


Green Lantern: First Flight: A-
Easily the second best of the DC animated movies behind Wonder Woman, the acting was top notch (Michael Madsen! Victor Garber!) and the animation was pretty good. I liked all of the character designs and how it spent zero time on Hal Jordan before he got the ring as we've seen that a billion times in recent years. Top notch but not quite as good as Wonder Woman.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: A-
Not as good as the first film, but it has its great moments throughout. The CGI was some of the greatest I had ever seen and the first fight between Optimus, Megatron and Starscream was awesome. The story might have lacked but I'm ranking this based on for what it was, not for how good of a movie it was. It gets knocked up from a B to an A- two grading slots for each of Megan Fox's funbags.

Watchmen: B+
The most hyped film of the year and a near perfect adaptation of the greatest graphic novel. Near perfect renderings of Doc Manhattan, Rorsach and Comedian with likeable portrayals of Night Owl and Silk Spectre. The only thing keeping it out of A range is the awful portrayal of Ozymandias. Great flick though.

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies: B+
Not the best of the DC direct movies but certainly not the worst. Clancy Brown, Tim Daly, Kevin Conroy were all great in their roles and Ed McGuinesse's artwork translates really well into animation. I liked the action scenes and am now very excited for World's Collide.


Yes Man: B
Another good Jim Carey movie. I liked the premise of it even though it was very similar to Liar Liar's. I thought Carey was hilarious in it and Zooey Dechanel is always stunning. Good solid comedy that worked out in the end.


G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: B
I went into this expecting to see poor acting and thinly veiled plot barely tied together. That's exactly what I got out of this experience and it was still awesome. It was very (unintentionally) funny in places and knows that it's a dumb action movie with amazing fight sequences. Joseph Gordon Levitt was great in it and I actually couldn't tell that it was him the entire time. Good job for a movie about toys.

I Love You, Man: B-
I always like Jason Segal (who apparently I look exactly like) and Paul Rudd. I thought it wasn't quite as funny as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which was great, but it had a lot going for it. It was predictable odd couple stuff but I think they pulled it off.


Wolverine: C+
Oh so much potential for greatness. A feel as if the first half of this film was near perfect for a Wolverine move. Hugh Jackman stole the show again and Liev Shriber played a wicked Sabretooth. I found the rest of Team X great until they jumped forward in years, turned Blob into a characature, introduced the dreaded Gambit and obliterated Deadpool. Great start dissapointing finish. I'd put it as the third best X-Men film going X2, X-Men, Wolverine and then Last Stand.

Crank: High Voltage: D
I never really liked the first Crank film so I didn't like this one either. A lot of it was pointless and unnecessary but it knew what it was and didn't compromise anything. Jason Statham's awesome but I hope to God he starts doing movies like Snatch and the Italian Job again.


Dragonball: F-
I went to this movie wasted. I don't know if I threw up because of the movie or the Captain. Well so long to your career Chow Yun Fat.
 
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I Love You, Man: B-
I always like Jason Segal (who apparently I look exactly like) and Paul Rudd. I thought it wasn't quite as funny as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which was great, but it had a lot going for it. It was predictable odd couple stuff but I think they pulled it off.

That's a little hard to believe considering you've spelled his name wrong. :wink:
 
Note: Sometime this week (next week at the latest) I'll -- finally -- be changing the look of my list. I'm pretty swamped with Homework and Hulu (alliteration!) so I'm going to be doing the smaller of the changes for right now. Hopefully sometime around the first school vacation -- Thanksgiving Break? -- I'll get to adding comments to each of them. But for now, the change will be pretty minor. It'll look very different, but it's minor nonetheless.

Updated for Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

1. Inglourious Basterds A
2. Up A
3. District 9 A
4. Ponyo A
5. Coraline A
6. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs A-
7. Star Trek A-
8. Observe and Report A-
9. The Hangover A-
10. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince A-
11. Drag Me To Hell B+
12. The Great Buck Howard B+
13. Adam B+
14. Taken B+
15. Knowing B+
16. I Love You, Man B
17. Tyson B
18. Inkheart B
19. Alien Trespass B
20. Funny People B
21. Brüno B-
22. Adventureland B-
23. Sunshine Cleaning B-
24. Confessions of a Shopaholic B-
25. Watchmen B-
26. Monsters vs. Aliens B-
27. Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian C+
28. Race to Witch Mountain C+
29. The Soloist C
30. Jennifer's Body C-
31. G-FORCE C-
32. X-Men Origins: Wolverine C-
33. Push C-



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Wall*E - 9/10
Watchmen - 5/10
Wonder Woman - 9/10
The Soloist - 7/10
Star Trek - 10/10
Terminator Salvation - 5/10
Valkyrie - 7/10
Taken - 8/10
The Forbidden Kingdom - 7/10
The Wrestler - 10/10
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 7/10
Bruno - 7/10
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - 7/10
Green Lantern: First Flight - 8/10
Funny People - 9/10
Inglourious Basterds - 8/10
Halloween II - 7/10
Zombieland - 8/10

Adventureland - 9/10
This movie was great. All the characters were funny. Kristen Stewart is hawt.
 
Updated for (500 Days). I have given up trying to watch movies that I want to see with my friends and have decided to just watch them online. Coming soon: I Love you, Man and UP.

Watchmen - Enormously enjoyable, meaty, companion piece to the GN with surprisingly awesome fight scenes. It is by no means the 'Citizen Kane of comic book movies' and I hope that the subject matter is re-visited at some point in the form of a miniseries, but for a two-and-a-half-hour movie, they did a good job. 8.5/10

Taken - Two-hours of raw, old-school badassery. I'm actually kind of surprised this was made (and I'm really surprised that Neeson was put in it), given how simplistic the story and script are. Liamo does a fantastic job in any event, even though I'm not sure what he's trying to do with his accent. To be enjoyed with friends and beers.7/10

X-Men Origins: Wolverine - I feel kind of bad for saying I really liked this. I really enjoyed it the one time I saw it even though its rather massive flaws were quite evident to me, upon reflection. Nevertheless, a really fun popcorn movie. Jackman looked better than ever.7.5/10

Star Trek - As a fun, flashy, fantasy movie this is definitely the best film of the Summer. An excellent cast, a snappy, funny script and a serviceable plot. Chris Pine is the coolest guy out of a really cool cast. 9/10
- As a Star Trek movie, this is sort of a 'white-flag surrender' rather than the 'bold new revitalisation' people keep calling it. Any idiot could have made this movie; it's just fortunate that the characters are done so well and that Pine so effortlessly takes over from Shatner. 7/10

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen - After the Earth-shattering awesomeness of the first one, I was bitterly disappointed by this. It was just...too much. It tried far too hard. I didn't even mind Wheelie that much, but those jive-talkin' only-in-the-movie-to-sell-toys twin robots pissed me off something fierce. The only real upside to this movie was that the human cast of characters had all improved and had actually developed a bit (Sam was much more confident and sure of himself than in the last one and the Sector 7 guy was actually likeable). Plus, Optimus Prime was as cool as he was last time, thankfully. 5/10

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince - Serviceable, enjoyable, entertaining, British-made movie that I enjoyed watching in the cinema, but will probably never see again. (Basically, what the James Bond films are to everyone else). 8/10

The Hangover - I probably would have enjoyed it a lot more if it hadn't been over-rated into the stratosphere by everyone on planet Earth. Some parts were clever and I laughed out loud a few times, but I mean...it's a tiger...so what?! 7.5/10

Wonder Woman - Could have and should have been longer (there were some small, but annoying plot holes that could have easily been dealt with in a few seconds of dialogue), but it was really, really good. Probably the best of the DCU DTVs, so far.
The little girl calling out '"Look! It's Wonder Woman!" at the very end, was the best part of the movie.
9/10

(500) Days of Summer - Utterly flawless. There was nothing I didn't love in this movie. I will admit that it's probably not a movie for anyone in a healthy relationship, but for anyone who has been sensationally dumped, go no further. 10/10
 
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