Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Depending on the financial situation come springtime....I might look into taking some much needed time off and actually hit 2-3 conventions.
HEY LOOK EVERYONE!Funny enough, that happens in Random's ULTIMATE FLASH!
Written by yours truely
Oh, I totally take you seriously. Now be quiet, the men are talking.I swear, you're the only person that takes me seriously. everyone else just ignores me. But I will. Then Doom and Houde will be capped in the shins. I am not going to jail for attempted manslaughter.
I was thinking cop show...Doom and Houde plan to be there as well.
Doom and Houde don't take lightly to threats
Doom and Houde sounds like a sitcom.
Uh-oh...Please...I've practically dated a midget unless he's that wierd indian midget that climbs you via tie and then hits to no real degree.
HEY LOOK EVERYONE!
HOUDE IS DOING A SHAMELESS PLUG!
RIGHT OVER HERE!
DAMN STRAIGHT I AM!
Today, 07:44 AM
I had a dream where suddenly an old english professor was walking and a bus hit her. I was on the bus. I walked off and then woke up. I forgot completely about this dream until I saw her walk in the hallway.
This is like the 2nd or 3rd dream I've had these past few days/weeks where someone gets hurt or killed.... :shock:
Houde always has the coolest dreams.
I'm jealous. Why are your dreams so awesome?I have been reading lots of Sandman comics lately, and this morning I had a dream where I met Dream of the Endless. I walked up to the gates, and was greeted by his three guardians, which let me through after I annouced who I was.
Then, Dream said when I was a child I closed down a Skreet, and had yet to request a boon. So I asked if I could meet people in their dreams and garner advice.
The first person was a friend I knew a few years back. He was mad at me, and stop talking to me for reasons I didn't know. Upon asking him, I found out I he was mad because I had made something of my life. I told him that's only just happened, and to keep trying at it, make lists, and deadlines to go with them, that's what I did.
The next people I visited was a group of current writers, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison and Terry Pratchett. We talked about creativity and all that jazz. None of them seemed to out of sorts with me being there, and Dream following me around.
Then I went and saw my first love, a girl I never asked out though I knew she wanted me. I had ended up pushing her away because of a stupid reason, which I won't get into. I found her in her dream, a dream where she had two kids in a house. We talked, civily for awhile, then she blew up on me for tossing her aside. I explained how I was younger then, and not as wise about life as I am now. She then asked what I was wise about, and I couldn't put a finger on it. She told me to leave, and I asked her if her dream represented her life, was she happily married with two kids. She told me this is what she dreams about, not what her life actually is, and she wouldn't tell me what her life was like.
Then Dream asked me the last person I wanted to see. I told him another Endless, but not Delilarium, Despair or Desire. I wanted to see Destruction. He told me Destruction was unavailble. So that left Death and Destiny, I replied that Destiny wouldn't tell me anything I actually wanted to know and he would only give me a headache, so I decided to contact Death. She walked up to me and and asked me what I wanted to know. What was I wiser about that I didn't know as a kid.
"Live life for today, not tomorrow, cause if you live for tomorrow, you never see today."
I have to stop reading Gaiman before I go to bed.
I've had the same thing happen. I once had a really odd dream that woke me up at 4 in the morning. When I woke up I felt more lonely than I had ever felt in my life. I sat in bed I felt like there was no one else in the world but me. Ifelt like crying. Very strange.The downside is those dreams tend to wake me up early in the morning, because they were too realistic, and I spend the rest of the morning trying to figure them out
I took a good long nap this afternoon (I don't get much sleep at night so I'm prone to doing this) and had yet another odd dream.
The dream began in a house that was supposed to be my aunt's house, but it was completely new. I played with my cousins for a while until they had to go off and brush their teeth or something.
Then I walked up a staircase and came into this nice restaurant, everything was red and quite well-decorated. I looked in a mirror and saw this girl sitting behind me who I suddenly realized I was on a date with. I pretended to fix my hair and not notice her and then I turned around and let out a surprised "Hey!". We talked for a while and things were going well when I was called away for some reason and had to leave the table.
The restaurant was kind of circular, with a bar at the center. I walked around the circle and the place ended up changing into a comic book store. My family was there for some reason and I started looking around. The store was huge and eventually I came to an isle that felt familiar. It felt like something was supposed to happen here. I walked down the empty isle, and past a strangely placed mirror. Suddenly a tear opened up in the mirror, it looked like a tear in a peice of paper, and it was tearing inward and light was starting to come out. I immediately realized that this was a tear in space and that if I were to be sucked into it, my soul would cease to exist. I ran until I felt safe and calmed down. I came to believe that there were people who could manipulate reality and they were coming to get me, hence the space tear.
I walked to the other side of the store cautiously and realized that the place was actually two floors when I saw an up escalator and a down escalator adjacent to each other. I wondered, "This place is so big. What in the world couldy they put up there?". I went to walk up the escalator, but found that you had to be careful because there were large maniquins riding up and down the escalators every few steps. I got on and was surprised at how fast the escalator was going. In fact, I almost fell off. I thought to myself, "It must be so fast because this is the future, and in the future everything gets faster and faster, like human knowledge". The speed of the escalator made me drop a pen I had just realized I was carrying, which my mom had been using on a crossword puzzle when I was awake. I wanted to be able to give it back to her, so I scurried to try and grab it while trying to keep from falling off of the escalator.
The second floor of the store was an island floating in the sky. Up a steep rock hill was an enclosure with an iron fence. Inside I thought I saw a gorilla walking around, but no one else seemed to see it. A bunch of people were standing around, looking in the cage in awe and making strange remarks. "Oh look, it's so beautiful!", "It's changing!", "I see, it was something else before but it came out of the cave and now it's my mother.". Everyone seemed to be seeing something completely different. I quickly realized that this was the work of the people who opened the hole in space and decided I should leave.
I quickly went back down stairs and took the same path I'd originally taken to get back to the restaurant. When I came back, my date was sitting there looking annoyed with a bunch of empty plates. There was a bill on the table, so I looked at it. The total was $101, which seemed steep to me for one person. I asked her what happened and she got mad and said that she had a better date to go on. I realized that she'd had other guys show up and eat food on my money and that's where all the plates came from. She said some cruel remarks and left. After she left I thought of a hundred awful things I could have said back, but didn't. I sat down at the table and woke up.
God, I haven't remembered a dream that vividly in ages.
Of course not, Neo...Had another strange dream last night, but can't remember the details, all I remember is waking up, and looking up, and saying...
"Holy ****, so tha's how everything ends for me."
I had no idea what I was talking about.