Weird Dreams

[Victor Von Doom]

I dream of Jeanie. Does that count as weird?

 

[Ice]

I dream of Jeanie. Does that count as weird?

So does Logan and Scott, among others. Join the club, bub.

 

[Iceshadow]

I dreamed that I was popping a big zit that was on my hand, watching all the pus come out. I woke up with a slight feeling of satisfaction.

 

[Goodwill]

I dreamt I was falling apart, beginning with bits of my jaw and teeth, and eventually appendages... It was crazy since I was at this party and all... And, at the same time, I was murdering one of my teachers from high school.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Rack up another weird dream last night

I was a vampire, yet I never sucked on any blood. There was a group of us, we weren't friends, more like acquintaces. We did, something, either a robbery or murder, details get iffy here, and we all get marked for death, so we spilt up. Now, I was pissed off at the plan, for some reason, not too sure.

I stumble upon Christina, a girl at my former job that I talked too and took on a couple dates, and I hitch a ride to her house, not telling her about what I did or that I was marked. At her house, we get attacked by an archangel.

Now, my dream goes on a tangent describing archangels to...well myself I guess. In true Manga style, a chibi version of vampire me pops up to explain that several hundred years ago, during the middle ages, I was part of a cabal of people trying to summon angels. Now, angels come in two, always in two, and when we summoned them, I noticed one of the cabal going to kill one. I tried to save her from getting stabbed by a spear, which went through me and into the angel, killing it.

I must have still been a vampire at the point in time. The spear, being magical, caused harm to beings that were pure. When it went through me and her, it changed, and caused damage to beings her weren't pure anymore. The remaining angel, and unpaired one, becomes an archangel and lives for nothing more than vengence. So, next on his hitlist was me, and he was using the magical perversed spear to kill the former cabal.

He goes to stab me, and Christina steps in the way, and the spear shatters against her skin. I look at her and said.

"Um...some of that stuff you use to do to me was definitely not pure."

And then I woke up.

IT was early in the night, and I rushed to sleep again, hoping to catch the rest of that dream, I guess I didn't though.

 

[ourchair]

I had a dream once of a fifty-foot cuddly bear stomping through a city and grabbing aircraft out of the sky to rape them from the behind.

Totally weird, and I'm NOT kidding.

 

[Goodwill]

Damn, I wish I had elaborate, meaningful dreams... Like, a vampire that doesn't suck any blood? Deep.

 

[Planet-man]

I had one last night that my extended family went on a hike in this crazy man-made forest/park-like area that had all these huge hills with wooden boardwalks and bridges going up and down the hills to make various paths. Their were huge hedges and trees that made walls all over the place, and the place itself was right next to a cliff, or possibly on a mountain.

Point is, my cousin Shane and I had realized that our littlest cousin Sammy(who doesn't exist in real life), who could barely even talk yet, could make predictions about the future by tracing out these 4 letters in the sand or dirt or just on a piece of paper and rearranging them to make patterns only he could understand. If my photographic memory(which is usually much less effective in my dreams) serves me correctly, I think the letters were IUHB.

The family got him to predict the best paths to take up the hills, and we did. It was evening, just after sunset and the area was very beautiful. The navy blue sky was filled with huge, sparking stars that lit up the area in a way I can only describe as ....archetypical.

When we got near the top of the mountain, we found that my aunt and uncle and their dog had gotten their a while ago after wandering away from the rest of us. From there, a short path lead to my grandparents' house, which seemed to be part of the mountain itself.


The symbol-prediction part of the dream is what intrigues me the most, but the most memorable quality of it was how perfectly aesthetically beautiful the whole thing was. It reminded me of some of the more wonderful pieces of music from Super Smash Bros. Melee, particularly the Metroid levels and "Fountain of Dreams".

:innocent:*sigh*......it was a lovely dream :heart:


Edit: By the way, I'd like to mention that before I posted this I went back and read the entire thread. At some parts I was laughing so hard I literally almost fell out of my chair(like when Iceshadow talked about when you wake up and both your arms have fallen asleep and the sheets have worked themselves into a noose). Everyone needs to go back and read this baby.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Damn, I wish I had elaborate, meaningful dreams... Like, a vampire that doesn't suck any blood? Deep.

So deep, isn't it, on like seven or eight metaphysical levels, at least seven or eight.

 

[DGspider-fan]

Houde you have some insane dreams my friend, all I can say is wow.

Friday night I had a dream that me and some friends went to Japan. We were walking around the city and my friend Max kept getting asked for autographs from all the locals. Snowboarding is huge in Japan and for some reason he was like a rockstar to them. He was in the middle of a sea of hot chicks all screaming for him. Nobody even noticed me though.

I woke up bummed.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I had a dream where Nurhachi, Bass, VVD and the watcher visited my workplace. There, Bass said he'd finish my work, then ran off, never coming back. Nurhachi complained because he wasn't talking to any hot girls. Every time the watcher spoke, it was static, but VVD must have understood him, because he punched him. Then Bass showed back up, wearing a Baxter mask, pretending to be Baxter though everyone knew he was Bass.

The dream ended when we went out drinking, Nurhachi told us that MWoF was going to buy the first round.

I think I come here to much

Still the best dream ever

Wizard World Philly.

2007.

Be there.

I can't wait

Doom and Houde plan to be there as well.

Doom and Houde don't take lightly to threats

Doom and Houde sounds like a sitcom.

It still does

I dream of Jeanie. Does that count as weird?

You were going for funny, weren't you?

I had one last night that my extended family went on a hike in this crazy man-made forest/park-like area that had all these huge hills with wooden boardwalks and bridges going up and down the hills to make various paths. Their were huge hedges and trees that made walls all over the place, and the place itself was right next to a cliff, or possibly on a mountain.

Point is, my cousin Shane and I had realized that our littlest cousin Sammy(who doesn't exist in real life), who could barely even talk yet, could make predictions about the future by tracing out these 4 letters in the sand or dirt or just on a piece of paper and rearranging them to make patterns only he could understand. If my photographic memory(which is usually much less effective in my dreams) serves me correctly, I think the letters were IUHB.

The family got him to predict the best paths to take up the hills, and we did. It was evening, just after sunset and the area was very beautiful. The navy blue sky was filled with huge, sparking stars that lit up the area in a way I can only describe as ....archetypical.

When we got near the top of the mountain, we found that my aunt and uncle and their dog had gotten their a while ago after wandering away from the rest of us. From there, a short path lead to my grandparents' house, which seemed to be part of the mountain itself.


The symbol-prediction part of the dream is what intrigues me the most, but the most memorable quality of it was how perfectly aesthetically beautiful the whole thing was. It reminded me of some of the more wonderful pieces of music from Super Smash Bros. Melee, particularly the Metroid levels and "Fountain of Dreams".

:innocent:*sigh*......it was a lovely dream :heart:


Edit: By the way, I'd like to mention that before I posted this I went back and read the entire thread. At some parts I was laughing so hard I literally almost fell out of my chair(like when Iceshadow talked about when you wake up and both your arms have fallen asleep and the sheets have worked themselves into a noose). Everyone needs to go back and read this baby.

The predicting part combined with a cousin that doesn't exist may mean a guardian angel watching over you

Or that cookie you had before bed ****ed with your mind.

 

[the watcher]

I had a dream where Nurhachi, Bass, VVD and the watcher visited my workplace. There, Bass said he'd finish my work, then ran off, never coming back. Nurhachi complained because he wasn't talking to any hot girls. Every time the watcher spoke, it was static, but VVD must have understood him, because he punched him. Then Bass showed back up, wearing a Baxter mask, pretending to be Baxter though everyone knew he was Bass.

The dream ended when we went out drinking, Nurhachi told us that MWoF was going to buy the first round.

I think I come here to much

I gotta admit I laughed a little when I read that. Of course VVD probably punch me because I said he look like a sissy boy in the pink leotard and pigtails.

I had a dream about Army Of darkness vs Marvel Zombies. and in the sceen zombie Luke Cage asks Zombie Wolverine if he wanted to get into this fight. And Zombie Wolverine said, No, I to busy looking at Zombie porn. Shows Cage the mag. and Luke says, Danmm, I wouldn't mind have me some of that!

 

[DGspider-fan]

I'd hit it.

 

[Grocer Man]

I recently dreamed I was at Borders when two guys in masks with guns come in and start shooting. I then get a shotgun from somewhere, and beat them down with it. I then think, "Hmm...I just single-handedly beat these guys up. That's probably not good for their self-esteem. I should get them coffee!"

And so I bought them coffee.

EDIT: I totally intend to do that if anything like that ever happens.

 

[TwilightEL]

I recently dreamed I was at Borders when two guys in masks with guns come in and start shooting. I then get a shotgun from somewhere, and beat them down with it. I then think, "Hmm...I just single-handedly beat these guys up. That's probably not good for their self-esteem. I should get them coffee!"

And so I bought them coffee.

You're such a sweetheart.

 

[Grocer Man]

You're such a sweetheart.

Ain't I though?

A while back I had a dream where I was at a bookstore of some sort, picked a random book off of the shelf, and began to read. I suddenly found myself as Tom, the main character of the book. There's this huge, dark city, lighted only by streetlights, where Tom finds himself searching for a being called the Lord of the Flame. It's never made entirely clear why, but it has to do with a strange stone the Lord of the Flame forced into his eye at some point in the past, which allows Tom to see just about anything.

Alongside him is his sister, Big. She's basically a hardass with super-strength. Together they traverse the city, running along rooftops.

Eventually, they meet a man named Jones, the town drunk. Because of this, he was approached by a stranger who told him every single detail of his plan to kill thousands of people. He knows that no one will believe him, since he's a drunk, so he resolves to stop him himself with his shotgun.

Things speed up, and then Tom and Jones are at these misty docks, which are approached by a pirate ship populated by ghosts. The ghost pirates attack, and after a battle (which Inspector Gadget shows up for some reason to help fight the pirates) the pirates are driven off.

Finally, at the center of the city is a gigantic fountain. The water changes into steam as the Lord of the Flame emerges from it. Picture a Bomb from the Final Fintasy games. Then picture it with chains hanging from it, daggers at the end. Picture it using the chains as legs, like a spider. Picture speaking in ryhme. It offers to help Jones find the stranger, but he wants something in return...he then attacks Big, which erupts into a fistfight that destroys a few city blocks.

And then I woke up.

It was without doubt the coolest dream I have ever had, and I wonder if I can adapt it into a novel.

 

[ourchair]

Hot.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I'd hit it.

I heard George Bush said that he would declare war on those who wouldn't hit it.

 

[Ice]

So last night I dreamt that I was trying to get into a friends house, but another friend wouldn't let me in. Eventually I was in there, and my friends brother (who in real life has a sister, not a brother) was in the closet having a fight with Chucky (the killer) to try and figure out a way out of the closet. And Chucky was broken. He had a nose like the Operation: Brain surgery guy that came off.

Then I talked to my friend, and suddenly I was going outside and the dog "Mitzi" followed me. I had to chase it around the house before I got it. When I did, I was walking it back and then out of nowhere Im walking on a school yard with kids (trying to get back to the house still)...with a freaking giant alligator. With a leash.


Then I woke up and it was 9:50 am.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

So does anyone else dream the future? And I'm not talking about some Marty McFly future stuff with cars------no. I'm talking about dreaming events before they happen?

Here's why I ask.

This morning I was up and I was sitting on the couch watching "How I Met Your Mother".....and The Captain was playing with his chew rope and then a bird flew smack-dab into the patio door.

It wasn't until this moment that I had that weird deja vu feeling. And after I thought about it some more I had this feeling of what else was gonna happen this morning. I knew that as soon as I threw away the wrapper from my most excellent Steak/Egg/Cheese Bagel from McD's that the dryer buzzer was gonna go off. And it did.







Weird....





This happen with anyone else? Or anyone got a reason for this?