Weird Dreams

I had kind of a cool one last night where most of the UCers were sitting around on top of some sort of makeshift rooftop patio, Doom was barbequeing or something, and I sat down at this card table with Houde, Ourchair and E, and I said something, but Ourchair got really pissed off because I'd supposedly interupped some joke he was telling, or because what I said meant I didn't get the joke.

Later in the same dream me and some girl who I think I know but am not sure who it was were trying to steal these shrunkien Egyptian mummies from some sort of museum, and I think we were actually supposed to be in Egypt, and the guards kept chasing us, one of whom was Streeter Seidel from CollegeHumor. The shrunkien mummies were supposed to be actual normal-sized people once who had been shrunkien like heads until they were about ten inches long. At one point the girl and I split up, and I threw the shrunkien mummy I had on the ground, so the guard thought it was a decoy and took off after the girl, but she was actually the one with the decoy and I picked the other one up after he left. But when it got thrown down, it landed on the edge of this big square outdoor fountain/pool type thing, and the head came off and sunk to this ledge a few feet down and I had to lie down and reach my whole arm in to get it.

The whole thing is pretty confusing and vague now but I remember that the whole mummie-taking thing was a pretty elaborate thing that went on for a while and still involved a lot of UC members, possibly on both sides. Random was definitely there at one point. It was a weird one.
 
This week I've actually been remembering a lot of dreams, which hasn't happened in a while.

I had one earlier this week where I was at a party at the house of some of my parents' friends, except this wasn't really anywhere I'd ever been before. At one point I found myself standing in front of a folding card table with stacks of cassette tapes, CDs, and records, and in boxes underneath it, all of the same album. Someone who I can't remember at the moment began talking to me about how they were preparing for the rerelease of the one and only album by some mysterious band from the 60s who were decades ahead of their time but have been completely forgotten by most people. We played a track from one of the CDs and it was a cover of The Beach Boys' "Surfin' Safari", except with heavy use of a Hohner Clavinet and it turns into a big psychedelic freak out at the end.

I had another one where I was breaking into some kind of futuristic government facility in the middle of the woods at night. What I remember most vividly was the end, when I - apparently superpowered - make my escape by flying away. (I've had maybe one or two flying dreams I can remember.) No one saw me fly away so they were confused as to where I went, and they posted guards all over the place. I hovered over the facility and kept swooping in so that guards could see me, freak out, and then I'd pull myself back into the darkness. I left, and began flying over a river that ran through the forest. At one point, I flew low over a bare island in the river where there were these two huge, mongoloid superheroes. They looked kind of like Superman crossed with Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and they were both digging in the ground as I passed over. They looked up at me with dumb expressions on their faces and pointed. I woke up not too long after that part.
 
I had such a cool one just before I woke up where the cast of Friends(actually, their characters) recruited me for this deep space exploration project. After describing in detail where we'd be going and why(but I can't remember now), I spent the most of the rest of the dream preparing for the voyage. Packing, talking to family, etc. There was some training stuff too, but that pretty much just consisted of climbing one of those indoor rock-walls with a black rubber cord attached to my back to simulate low-gravity.

I was finally beamed aboard the ship, from my dining room in my house, for a pre-trip sort of test run, just to get the lay of the land. On the outside I assumed the ship looked like the Normandy from Mass Effect, but the inside was different. The main deck was this long "glass" tube about 8 feet wide with a long table running down the length of it, with different terrariums and petri dishes and generally science experimenty stuff side-by-side along the whole thing. At the front end was the captain's chair where he and two co-pilots were driving it. The captain was Joey. The whole tube was see-through and I could see we were in Earth's orbit, with the Moon behind and above us. The glass was also covered in holograms with stats on everything we could see through it, as well as the ship's vitals. They told me how the artificial grav system worked, which didn't seem like more than just using the force created by going at high speeds and didn't explain why it was still working while we were stationary.

They also showed me the navigational computer which was one of the coolest things in the dream. You put your face up to it and could see this big sort of tunnel-shaped 3-d grid stretching out into the distance with all the visible planets and stars and stuff labelled and connected to the grid. You could also see the gravity each object was creating, as a ring around each planet which you could reach out to and stretch toward to this icon at the bottom of the screen. This would then snap back like an elastic band, pulling the ship with it, and this was how it moved. You'd use the computer to set up a "path" of space objects to harness the gravity from each one and slingshot from one to the next, accellerating more each time like an Gaussian cannon only with gravity instead of magnetism. The holographic interface was completely controlled by hand, like in Minority Report. Lots of fun.

I then talked to Chandler, who was one of the science officers. He showed me this open terrarium-type thing filled with some sort of green algae that we were supposed to sculpt into a little volcano using this tiny snow-shovel, the size of a spoon. This was to test if the force of hyperspeed could make algae compounds rapidly metabolize, and we'd see it if the "volcano" erupted. I started to shape it, like making the same thing out of mashed potatoes, while listening to Rachel and Joey tell me how Rachel's job was to fix problems using magic, which she did via the nose-twitch from Bewitched, because apparently she was not just from a rich family, but a witch family.

I suddenly wondered if our mission involved hurting Earth in some way, and worriedly asked, but they just laughed and said no. We'd be leaving soon, but then I got a message saying I had a phone call back on Earth. I beamed back into my kitchen to take it. While on the phone, I was sort of having a conversation with myself about how the mission would possibly be able go through if I was going to wake up soon. I wasn't sure how this was going to work. Then I woke up during this. I still wanna go on that voyage.
 
I had a really cool and funny dream a few nights back. Since it was a while ago, the details are sketchy, but I'll try and tell it as best I can.

I started off with me on a bus trying to get some sleep. My friends were all around me and would not stop talking really loudly. I eventually lost paitience and said:

Me: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP! Wait...Sam's on vacation...this must be a dream! All right, let's try some lucid dreaming...AS LORD OF MY SUBCONCIOUS, LET THERE BE SUPERMODELS!

And then a bunch of rats descend from the celing, bite my friends, and turn them into zombies.

Me: ****!

Through events that I cannot remember, I am forced by this really hammy emperor to participate in deadly games. I eventually get get of them and this happens:

Emperor: You fool! Your previous performance has been pitiful!

Me: Oh shut up.

Empy: EXCUSE ME!

Me: Look, drop the hammy villain act. I want to see something like that, I'll go watch Star Wars. At least Ian McDiarmid makes that entertaining.

Empy: You insolent imbicile! Guards, seize him!

Me: I'm afraid that for all your power, I have one thing that garuntees my victory.

Empy: Silence! Kill him! Kill him!

And then I open my eyes and wake up.

All dialogue was paraphrased.
 
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Last night I dreamed that I was a supervillain. Not sure of what kind, I just went out of my way to screw with the hero. Anyway, the hero was a high school student, which his girlfriend (who did most of the heroing work...think a cross between Kim Possible and Sailor Moon) also attended. I showed up there as a new transfer student and proceeded to do stuff like this:

Me: Hey, can you tell me wherer 5th period is?

Hero: Let's see...you've got Mr. Morris, that would be right dow this hall.

Me: Thank you muchly. By the way, it's almost lunchtime, and I grabbed three bags of chips by mistake. Here, take the leftover two and share them with your girlfriend. Say it was your idea.

Hero: Gee, thanks!

Me: No problem. (pause) Yourgirlfriendissecretlycontrollingyourmindand usingyouasapowersource.

Hero: WHAT?

Me: Nothing. Thanks for the directions. (walk away)

(I have no idea if the mind control power source thing is true-in the context of the dream- or not. There were a couple hints to that effect and I just ran with it.)

Also, the school was doing a musical and I saw this as an oppurtunity to do my villainous musical number. (Which everyone knows is usually the best part of a musical.) I started it up, but then the director hit me over the head with a folder and screamed at me for ruining the scene.

Also, I had a parttime job as producer of a popular kid's show Mother in the Bathtub. There are three main points to it:

1) It dealt with the comedic misadventures of a single mother owl trying to get out of her bubblebath and actually do something for her son, who is also an owl.
2) I was a satire on how the previous generation keeps trying to lay their problems on the next generation. Or at least, that's what the director told me.
3) The particular episode I was working on ended with the son saying "Look, mother, look! I'm a lawyer! I can tap dance in my own shoes!" He then went on to do an impressive dance sequence with other lawyers as backup.
 
Someone has watched too much Doctor Horrible.

As for the girlfriend controlling your mind, is your girlfriend controlling your mind?
 
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Ultimate Houde said:
Someone has watched too much Doctor Horrible.

As for the girlfriend controlling your mind, is your girlfriend controlling your mind?
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I've only watched it seven times! I can quit whenever I want!

The girlfriend was allegedly controlling the hero's mind...and I only have an ex.
 
Last night I dreamed I had a gay Magneton.

I'm talking really, really stereotypically gay. He wore pink, spoke with a lisp, and covered his magnets with decorative wings.

As you can probably guess, I was a Pokemon trainer. I was just covering the highlight. I was protecting the city from a giant hedge dragon. I think it was a Digimon and my Pokemon were racist against it. I did berate them for it, but I wasn't too fond of the hedge dragon either because it stepped on me.

And somehow, the Riddler caused a flood. And I had to stay in a lopsided dorm that was in danger of collapsing if you moved around too much.

And there was a musical number, and I had a speaking role where I asked what it was about but no one would tell me.

And Superman was there, under the control of the Riddler's mind control pasta.

Yeah, I don't know either.
 
I had one of the strangest of my many strange sleeping experiences last night. Every time I would fall asleep, I would wake up a minute later, only the sensation of waking up was extremely painful for some reason. It literally felt like I had died and my soul was forcing its way back into my body. I don't know how else to describe it. The only thing I can think of is that it was some sort of sleep apnea. Either way, it happened three times and then I changed rooms and successfully slept in the TV room.
 
I started remembering my dreams again for the first time in a while a few weeks ago but now I kind of want it to stop, since they're all horrible now.

First there was the dream where I lived in some kind of barbarian village and had to fight an invading army of demons who looked something like the Nightbreed. This might sound cool, but it actually was really ****ing scary.

I had another one where my arm suddenly became covered in worms. After I removed them, the skin on my arm turned red and blue and started to sort of rot. Then any other part of my skin that I touched would turn the same color and do the same. And no one thought that it was a big deal or I should go to the hospital or anything.

Then just last night I had one where there were a group of vampire serial killers on the loose and I became convinced that either they were coming to kill me or I was one of them and was blacking out and murdering people.

All of these were extremely unpleasant
 
Had this dream last night where I knew I was dreaming. That's only like, the 2nd, maaaaybe 3rd time that's happened.

I was in the Chicago Con (with Bass, ha!) and I even had my suitcase with me. Right away I knew this was a dream and I told Bass, "This isn't real. I'm dreaming this." He didn't care. He said something I couldn't understand and we kept walking.

And even though I knew it was a dream, it felt so damn real. As if I was 100% really there and that it wasn't a dream at all.


Freaky.
 
Ice said:
Had this dream last night where I knew I was dreaming. That's only like, the 2nd, maaaaybe 3rd time that's happened.

I was in the Chicago Con (with Bass, ha!) and I even had my suitcase with me. Right away I knew this was a dream and I told Bass, "This isn't real. I'm dreaming this." He didn't care. He said something I couldn't understand and we kept walking.

And even though I knew it was a dream, it felt so damn real. As if I was 100% really there and that it wasn't a dream at all.


Freaky.
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Maybe you were dreaming of the future... or the past.

What Ice heard Bass Say: (@*(#@($@@)$)@*@$!?><)

What Bass really said: Rubish..
 
I just had the most insane dream ever.

It started off with me and my friends at my grandparent's house, waiting for an exam to start. Even though this took place during time period when we were all at University and thus separated throughout New Zealand and Australia... anyway, one of my friends was in a car that resembled the DeLorean for some reason and two of my other friends were arguing about something. Suddenly, a whole bunch of birds that were eagles and owls combined and wolves shoot through the air. As we're wondering WTF is going on, the same thing happens in another direction.

This continues for about a minute and then somehow I end up inside my grandparents' house along with my sister and my friends have all vanished. Now when I look outside, the area is filled with hundreds of wolves - one type has long black hair, like the dog chimaera from Fullmetal Alchemist. The other type is an orangey colour with brown hair that sort of resembles antlers on a deer. For some reason, this was absolutely terrifying. I knew that if I stepped outside, I would die.

I go to the other side of the house and look out the window to see if we can go out this way. There are no wolves on this side but there are girls riding giant black bears, like some weird patrol. This is also terrifying.

My sister starts to panic and calls my mum and dad to find out where they are. Because this is a dream, something weird happens and a phone call is now listening to a recorded voice message. Also, I am sitting on the floor of a toilet. I try to listen to my dad tell me they are already there. I can barely hear the message because my sister is panicking about something. I don't know what happens to my parents. I think the hairy wolves killed them.

Eventually my grandparents also turn up but there is no way to warn them about the wolves. They are taken from their car. My grandpa disappears but somehow my grandma manages to get inside. We don't know what to do. We decide to risk it by going out the side with the bears and rush to the window. The bears are now gone but replaced by thousands of women, all similar in appearance, all wearing a different colour of the rainbow. They are moving past the window incredibly fast, all of them staring at us.

There is no way out. We're going to die.

Then I woke up.
 
My expert analysis of this dream is that it means you have butt cancer. Sowwy.
 
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