Weird Dreams

I had a dream last night where I was infiltrating a cult/militia in the woods. I seemed to understand that it wasn't real (I thought of it as an extremely realistic video game) and it felt as if I'd done it before, but I was very afraid, because the last time I'd tried it I'd been shot and killed. We were all supposed to greet the militia's leader, and while I'm in line, I see someone from my past. Note: not someone from my past, but more like my "character" in the dream's past. I now have to keep a low profile so that he doesn't notice me. We all go inside a house. Then there's an earthquake. And then some stuff happens. That I don't remember.

In Psychology, we're talking about dreams. We had to try to draw a recent dream. I used the shark one from a few days ago.
Planet-man said:
Another set of epic, days-long dreams again last night. One part involved us selling our house(I was so happy we weren't when I woke up) and another involved my friend and I finding a pile of change and Bruce Wayne's credit card at the movies while in line for popcorn, and my friend using the card and getting caught and charged.
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Hey, give me back my goddam credit card.
 
Just went through the last 15 pages or so of the thread and couple stuck out to me that weren't replied to.

Zombipanda said:
For as long as I can remember, my mom always told us about this dream she had when she was a little kid. She was 10 or 11 I guess, and she's this huge animal freak, today. And so her and her older sister (They've got a kid sister too, but she would have been real young at this point) both had these pair of fluffy white kittens, like, litter-mates. And so this one Saturday night, she has this horrible, awful dream, and the way she's always described it creeps me the **** out to this day, and I can't do it justice. But she has visions of her cat, and red, and blood. and my impression is, it wasn't not a dream in the classical sense so much as it is like a montage of ideas and images, like just the psychic impression scarred in her brain, like her body being prematurely disturbed by the impending horror.

And so the next day, they have to go to Sunday morning service, and she begs her mom and dad to let them take the cats with them, or maybe she can stay home this one time or something, but they drag her off anyway.

So, while they're at church service, some huge, mean junkyard mother****er of a dog catches sight of her (my mom's) cat. And so the cat dashes for the tree, but she doesn't quite make it, and the little thing gets completely torn to shreds. I want to say the other cat got mauled too, but I can't remember. But my mom's cat was just obliterated. huge red, bloody mess. and she's, like, 11 years old.
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:shock: :cry:

How did her parents react?

Gothamite said:
Last night, I had a peculiar dream.

For whatever reason, I was getting off a tram in my birthday suit. I walked over to behind a supermarket where I had stashed my clothes. I then put them on, before being confronted by two people who told me that what I was doing was a 'very serious matter' and that I would have to speak to the manager of the supermarket. We went down and met the manager, who turned on a video screen that showed me (naked again) wearing a cowboy hat, chasing a giant mouse, pretending I was a horse. "Hey, I didn't do that! I DIDN'T DO THAT!" I shouted. Suddenly, everyone in the room started laughing at me and a message came on the screen, "Fake! You have been caught on candid camera!"

:?

That was the end of it. I didn't say that it made any sense.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

moonmaster said:
Hey, give me back my goddam credit card.
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Don't make me push you into the 30-foot-deep canal which somehow lead to the ocean, and was surrounded by snow and ice, but also not too cold, and near the escalator, that was in the dream too! Because I'll do it!
 
Planet-man said:
Don't make me push you into the 30-foot-deep canal which somehow lead to the ocean, and was surrounded by snow and ice, but also not too cold, and near the escalator, that was in the dream too! Because I'll do it!
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*lucid dreams Planet-Man into Ourchair's bedroom*
 
I keep wanting to say something in this thread but my psychology degree has only taught me to judge you all as a bunch of weirdos.
 
I had a dream last night where I directed a prono about a hot school teacher and the janitor, who was Kermit the Frog (as a puppet). He did some freaky ****.


I'm not sure what this means :?
 
I had a dream where a morbidly obese woman broke into a school, threw something into a room, then shot herslef in the head with an arrow (not sure how that works) Next morning, this fairy tale princess lady was running the school with her freaky mind-control powers, regularly commanding people to jump off the school roof, and the only way to not be under her contol was to be horrified of her.

The weird part was she got her freaky and unnatural powers from a dead unicorn she kept under her bed.

The ending is a blur, but I think she got killed by the Sinestro Corps. Or Harry Potter. I'm not sure.
 
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I had a dream that drew from several fantasy series.

The X-Men were getting captured one by one by Sauron from LOTR (he was in his armored human form) and his small army of Storm Troopers from Star Wars. The remaining few X-Men (Cyclops, Emma, Wolverine, Iceman, Valkyrie, and Han Solo) leave the mansion in the Millenium Falcon to go search for clues, meanwhile their mansion gets invaded by a Kender (basically a small thief from the Dragonlance novels).
As the Kender robs the X-Men Sauron comes back for more X-Men and catches the Kender. My dream then switched to the Kender trying to escape from a dungeon, when some woman runs into the dungeon and tries to destroy a really old TV with a bat before she is restrained by Storm Troopers.

The Kender picks the locks and starts to steal the old style TV but accidently drops it revealing some kind of charm inside. He realizes that the charm belongs to Sauron, and grabs the bat from earlier to help him escape.

The Kender goes into this large room and gets ambushed by Sauron and Storm Troopers, but at the same time a blue Treebeard (from LOTR) bursts in to rescue him. Suddenly, the bat the Kender was holding earlier becomes the Vorpal Sword and they both go to town on the Storm Troopers. SNICKER SNACK!

They start losing so Treebread grabs the Kender and runs into this blue forest when the Storm Troopers try to follow they get smashed by falling trees. They have a conversation about Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Clone Wars and return to the X-Mansion. The X-Men are also back and learn that there are five charms hidden around Sauron's base that need to be destroyed to kill Sauron. So the X-Men fly the 'Falcon to Sauron's base and start to sneak in, and there is a cute but slightly awkward moment between Iceman and Valkyrie.

Then I woke up
 
I had quite a vivid dream last night, but I don't remember a lot of it.

I do remember though that at the end of the dream, one of the characters handed me my cellphone. When I woke up, my alarm was going off (the alarm on my cellphone). It was weird because I couldn't hear the alarm in the dream.
 
I have some recurring dreams. Recurring as in, for many years. I don't have any idea why I have these dreams but I suppose that's to be expected.

The top two:

I'm stuck in an all African-American vampire resort on a remote island. Besides being an island, there is a moat around the resort itself. The vampires don't kill me, nor do they feed off my blood. I am there to impregnate the women, which defies science since I didn't think vampires could get pregnant. I always try to escape by jumping in the moat, and the crocodiles they have in the water usually pursue me quite hungrily. Right before they snap at my head and remove it from the rest of my body, I am usually rescued by one of my captors and returned to the resort to fulfill my duties of knocking up hot black vampire women. WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

Dream number two:

I decide to go to Mexico for a weekend vacation, which in real life means I go to Mexico to get drunk on the cheap for a few days and eat some really questionable border-town food. In the dream, Mexico is a giant supermarket. Most of the merchandise is very questionable. They sell things you wouldn't expect, like camel spiders, half-packs of cigarettes and of course, embossed black velvet paintings of topless women and Elvises with really good tans. Though I am not prone to thievery, in the dream I try to shoplift a half-pack of Pall Mall filterless cigarettes and a camel spider. To what ends, I am unsure. Before I can make it to the border (see: past the checkout lanes), I am apprehended by Mexican police/supermarket security, which just happen to be transvestites. That's usually the point where the dream ends.

So I have some issues, and I don't even know what they are. Help?
 
I had a very disturbing dream a few days back.

In the dream, some kids from my school (or some school) murder some football players and dump their bodies over a bridge. I'm walking along and find the bodies and for some reason, come to the conclusion that I am somehow implicit in the murders. Terrified, I try to bury the bodies in my front yard. As I'm trying to stuff them into the ground, I hear the mastermind behind the murders talking about how he made sure that they won't get caught, but he's just a stupid teenager and I know that he's totally wrong and they're going to catch him and me. I go inside and my parents start talking to me and I'm terrified that they're going to find out what's happened. And then I woke up. It took me about a minute to realize that it was just a dream and to stop feeling nervous. I was so relieved that I was just dreaming.
Willverine said:
I have some recurring dreams. Recurring as in, for many years. I don't have any idea why I have these dreams but I suppose that's to be expected.

The top two:

I'm stuck in an all African-American vampire resort on a remote island. Besides being an island, there is a moat around the resort itself. The vampires don't kill me, nor do they feed off my blood. I am there to impregnate the women, which defies science since I didn't think vampires could get pregnant. I always try to escape by jumping in the moat, and the crocodiles they have in the water usually pursue me quite hungrily. Right before they snap at my head and remove it from the rest of my body, I am usually rescued by one of my captors and returned to the resort to fulfill my duties of knocking up hot black vampire women. WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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ANALYSIS: You hate black people and yet are attracted to black women. You feel that if you were to make love to a black woman, she would have a baby and steal all your money because you're a racist. But at the same time you realize that if you reveal your racist attitudes, you will be eaten by crocodiles.

MY ADVICE: Suicide.
Dream number two:

I decide to go to Mexico for a weekend vacation, which in real life means I go to Mexico to get drunk on the cheap for a few days and eat some really questionable border-town food. In the dream, Mexico is a giant supermarket. Most of the merchandise is very questionable. They sell things you wouldn't expect, like camel spiders, half-packs of cigarettes and of course, embossed black velvet paintings of topless women and Elvises with really good tans. Though I am not prone to thievery, in the dream I try to shoplift a half-pack of Pall Mall filterless cigarettes and a camel spider. To what ends, I am unsure. Before I can make it to the border (see: past the checkout lanes), I am apprehended by Mexican police/supermarket security, which just happen to be transvestites. That's usually the point where the dream ends.

So I have some issues, and I don't even know what they are. Help?
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ANALYSIS: You hate Mexicans and yet are attracted to Mexican authority figures. You wish to reconcile these feelings by robbing them and also you like transsexuals.

MY ADVICE: 1. Burglarize Hibiki's house with a transsexual. 2. Suicide.
 
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Awesome, moonmaster... just awesome.

Except for the suicide part. The rest was awesome.

I'm going to the Klan meeting now.
 
I dreamt I was waiting at a train station and Neil Gaiman was sitting next to me on the bench and we started talking about the nuances of how to prepare potato salad.
 
I had a dream that I was on vacation with my family. We stopped at this hotel where I had this huge room all to myself. The room's layout and size kept changing everytime I turned the lightswitch on and off. Sometimes it was a library, sometimes it covered in electronics. In any case, I had at least seven false awakenings, all of which I woke up in the hotel room.

And my dad got possessed and my grandad beat the crap out of him.

And at one point, I read a comic book where Green Arrow became a Pokemon Trainer, and had Kyle Rayner as his starter.
 
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