I had one of the most incredible, vivid, lucid dreams ever last night, and it involved a handful of UC members.
In the dream, myself, Proj, VVD, McCheese, and Moony had all planned out ahead of time that we would all have this same dream at the same time, and therefore, meet up with each other in the dream and hang out for as long as we wanted, fully aware that we were in a dream and thus able to control it to an extent.
We met up in the middle of a suburb. I don't know what Moony and McCheese really look like, so in the dream, McCheese was short but quite built, and had straight black hair in a brush cut and red eyes...:?. Moony looked like a young, thin Brandon Routh.
We decided we wanted to have as big and awesome an adventure as we could improvise. First we needed a vehicle, so we concentrated and called up a large indigo firetruck to ride around on. We had a riot doing that, but rich people started running out of their houses and yelling at us to cut it out. Screw that, we said. We started driving in huge circles, blaring the siren, launching ourselves into the air by running over other cars and blasting outraged people with the fire hose.
More and more apalled suburbanites began running at us, now throwing molotov cocktails, so we decided to go somewhere else. Again, using the knowledge that it was a dream, we created a wormhole and drove through it.
We appeared in what seemed to be downtown Toronto, but much more futuristic, with dozens of towering skyscrapers made of plastic and glass. Proj told us that this was New Zealand. We proceeded to sky-dive off the tower we'd landed on. No parachutes or anything, but hey, we were dreaming. After stylishly gliding to the ground. We raided a convenience store. McCheese was paranoid that one of us was going to "blow it" and alert the cops. I told him to calm down, because it was still all a dream, so the cops wouldn't be able to do anything. He kept pointing at me and saying
"Hey! Don't push it, man! Don't push it.". VVD kept telling him to cool down.
We plied back into the firetruck, now loaded with the spoils of our looting, and drove off into the city at maximum speed, having a hilairiously over-the-top Jos Louis eating competition. VVD stuffed like fifty into his mouth at once and bellowed with obnoxious laughter, spraying McCheese, Moony and I with crumbs and frosting. We whipped cake after cake back at him, the truck now a ridiculous mess. Project stood on the edge of the platform with his arms folded, glaring at us with contempt. We told him to lighten up, and Moony hurled a large pie at him, splattering all over his face. Proj reached up and slowly wiped the pie off of his face, revealing a furious expression.
"You're all a bunch of cretins!" he yelled in a thick Kiwi accent. VVD looked at him, shaking with horror. Moony hit him with another pie and laughed. Proj, was about to retaliate, when we suddenly drove through another wormhole and appeared at the bottom of the street I live on.
We crashed into the big house on the corner at the bottom of my street. I asked what we wanted to do now. Just then, Ultimate Houde ran up to us and said there was this enormous, amazing, futuristic playground that had just opened, and he really wanted to go there with all of us. It was at the other end of the city, but we could see it glowing in the distance. I suggested we could fly there using the firetruck, only it was still crashed against the house. McCheese, very frustrated, said
"Oh, GREAT. Well, what's your big plan now, Science Boy? Huh? What are you going to do NOW?", repeatedly shoving Houde in the chest.
Houde said all we needed to do was drag the firetruck up the wall it had crashed into using a bunch of cables, and once it was on the roof, we could use those cables as a slingshot to launch the truck to the playground.
We hooked up the cables, climbed to the top of the building, and began to pull the truck up by rapelling down. McCheese bumped into me on the wall, both of us accidentally tearing a few strips of siding off the wall. He said
"Psst....if you screw this up, I'm coming for you." We realized we didn't have enough people to carry the truck up, so we started asking people on the street to help. Soon, everyone I know was there. It had turned into a huge block party.
I proceded to make out with a couple girls I know...it being a dream and everything :heybaby:
During this point in the dream, I repeatedly woke up by accident, but quickly slipped back into the dream each time, which is usually so hard to do.
Finally, we got the truck to the top, Houde made a few calculations which I understood at the time, and we launched the truck towards the playground. I woke up on the way. It felt so weird to wake up completely. I was curled up in a ball..... it felt like I'd just travelled through time. It was awesome.
So.... were any of you guys actually in that dream last night?