Weird Dreams

I don't have time to elaborate right now, but basically in last night's dream, Ice and compound were over my house.

I'll try to write more about it soon, but I have to go watch "Harry Potter" with my family. :roll:
 
I had a dream where a velociraptor was teaching a kindergarten class.

there was this loud, obnoxious kid, who'd keeping talking in the middle of class, and the raptor would just stare at him.
 
Grocer Man said:
I had a dream where a velociraptor was teaching a kindergarten class.

there was this loud, obnoxious kid, who'd keeping talking in the middle of class, and the raptor would just stare at him.
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I just keep reading that and laughing hysterically. I think i'm going to wake up my sister.
 
I think I'm going to barf. This is the weirdest thing ever. A couple hours ago, I awoke from a deep slumber and thought, "Man, that was such a ****ed-up dream, I've gotta share it with the guys at UC." So I was like, yeah, I should make a thread about dreams. And here it is.:shock: I guess it's more shocking to me since it happened to me.

Anyways, I fell asleep watching the Country Music Awards on ABC (I wasn't really watching it actually, I was trying to get to sleep anyway and the TV just happened to be on). I had a little dream about Shaun of the Dead. Except all the characters were British koalas (I figure, they were raised in captivity). Actually, the only thing it had to do with Shaun of the Dead is that it had zombies and the characters were British. But I forgot a lot of the dream (I hate it when that happens....when you wake up from a dream and wonder what exactly happened in the dream). A koala goes to his boss' house or something, and is subsequently attacked by zombie koalas. Either that, or he worked at a little hotel (or maybe it was that English police station from Hot Fuzz....?). And, yeah....so it was a koala version of Shaun of the Dead meets Hot Fuzz. Sorry for wasting your time.
 
Last night I dreamt I beat the Hulk. It was a fifteen minute battle to see who could hit who, and if one hit the other three times, the fight was over.

I stalled most of the time by either hiding or flying around -- twice when I flew outside the boundaries of the arena, which was really just a giant gym, I got penalties (three would've disqualified me) -- but I managed to stab him once when he wasn't looking. Then I hid again, and when the time ran out, I was declared default winner.

Man, even in my dreams, I'm a wuss.

At least I can fly in pretty much every dream I have. That's always the best.

If I had only one wish, it would definitely be to fly.
 
Grocer Man said:
I had a dream where a velociraptor was teaching a kindergarten class.

there was this loud, obnoxious kid, who'd keeping talking in the middle of class, and the raptor would just stare at him.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Langsta said:
I think I'm going to barf. This is the weirdest thing ever. A couple hours ago, I awoke from a deep slumber and thought, "Man, that was such a ****ed-up dream, I've gotta share it with the guys at UC." So I was like, yeah, I should make a thread about dreams. And here it is.:shock: I guess it's more shocking to me since it happened to me.

Anyways, I fell asleep watching the Country Music Awards on ABC (I wasn't really watching it actually, I was trying to get to sleep anyway and the TV just happened to be on). I had a little dream about Shaun of the Dead. Except all the characters were British koalas (I figure, they were raised in captivity). Actually, the only thing it had to do with Shaun of the Dead is that it had zombies and the characters were British. But I forgot a lot of the dream (I hate it when that happens....when you wake up from a dream and wonder what exactly happened in the dream). A koala goes to his boss' house or something, and is subsequently attacked by zombie koalas. Either that, or he worked at a little hotel (or maybe it was that English police station from Hot Fuzz....?). And, yeah....so it was a koala version of Shaun of the Dead meets Hot Fuzz. Sorry for wasting your time.
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Oh my god.

Those were'nt zombies, Langsta. They were...



DROPBEARS
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ultimatedjf said:
If I had only one wish, it would definitely be to fly.
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It wouldn't be to end world hunger or war?

You selfish mother****er.
 
I dreamt a few nights ago that a group of people were showing me an atomic bomb and I accidentally set the timer off. We all ran for cover, but obviously it was too late. For some reason, the actual blast didn't get any of us, but the radiation killed everyone else, except me. I remember feeling a bit groggy, but I survived.
 
I just had a totally awesome dream.

It starts with this guy getting the paper one morning when a ball rolls into his yard. He goes to his neighbors to give the ball back...and the neighbors knock him out with a baseball bat. Turns out the neighbors are actually aliens covertly taking over the world. To the man out of the way, they shrink him down to the size of the Atom to die to the house's rat infestation.

...or not. Turns out the man is a retired US commando. He single-handedly kills the rats with a fishing hook, then goes back to the aliens, beats the crap out of them, and forces them to return him to normal size. The alien leader half-heartedly askes if they can have their ball back. The man says "no." He then uses the alien's teleporter to go the main HQ...IN IRELAND!

And then the dream ended.

Damn cliffhangers.
 
Grocer Man said:
I just had a totally awesome dream.

It starts with this guy getting the paper one morning when a ball rolls into his yard. He goes to his neighbors to give the ball back...and the neighbors knock him out with a baseball bat. Turns out the neighbors are actually aliens covertly taking over the world. To the man out of the way, they shrink him down to the size of the Atom to die to the house's rat infestation.

...or not. Turns out the man is a retired US commando. He single-handedly kills the rats with a fishing hook, then goes back to the aliens, beats the crap out of them, and forces them to return him to normal size. The alien leader half-heartedly askes if they can have their ball back. The man says "no." He then uses the alien's teleporter to go the main HQ...IN IRELAND!

And then the dream ended.

Damn cliffhangers.
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Reminds me of the time the Hulk beat up an entire Hydra base while minimized. It was great.

Tonight, I dreamed that I was trying to write a crossover of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and The Little Mermaid. It's impossible. Seriously, you try it. Can't be done, right?
 
TwilightEL said:
Reminds me of the time the Hulk beat up an entire Hydra base while minimized. It was great.

Tonight, I dreamed that I was trying to write a crossover of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and The Little Mermaid. It's impossible. Seriously, you try it. Can't be done, right?
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While visiting Paris, Ariel's husband is kidnapped by the evil Church Guy

Hilarity ensues
 
TwilightEL said:
Reminds me of the time the Hulk beat up an entire Hydra base while minimized. It was great.

Tonight, I dreamed that I was trying to write a crossover of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and The Little Mermaid. It's impossible. Seriously, you try it. Can't be done, right?
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Frollo goes out to kill merpeople because they're an affront to God.

War breaks out between Atlantica and the surface world, and transformed Ariel meets Quasimodo.
 
Ultimate Houde said:
While visiting Paris, Ariel's husband is kidnapped by the evil Church Guy

Hilarity ensues
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Grocer Man said:
Frollo goes out to kill merpeople because they're an affront to God.

War breaks out between Atlantica and the surface world, and transformed Ariel meets Quasimodo.
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You don't understand. I was trying to merge the two original stories into one coherent whole.






...Grocer Man knows evil church guy's name?
 
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