Also: Morally offensive? Howso?
We've had magic in the title. We've had vampires in the title. In 616 there are demons (just look at Ghost Rider).
Honestly, if Bendis had the guts to have had Mary Jane powered up by selling her soul to a demon and ACTUALLY turning her into a Demon-Goblin monster, This would have some serious storytelling potential. How would Peter deal with that? The young, inexperienced Doctor Strange would probably get involved, and MJ would have to fight this evil lurking inside her.
I wouldnt WANT that to happen, but I'd read it. It could be handled very well, and it could be a touching, if not disturbing story. How does a teenager deal with being Damned to an Eternity in Hell? Just because a clone of her ex-boyfriend wanted her to be able to protect herself.
But NOPE! If its affected by OZ Serum, its gotta be a goblin... Harry couldnt be Green Goblin II, because thats CONFUSING, so he was Hobgoblin... I guess Demogoblin is the next 616 goblin name on the list. Peter should rename himself Spider-Goblin, because he was affected by the OZ serum... And Doc Ock should be called the Octogoblin, or Doctor Octogoblin.
*smashes head against wall*