Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - volume 6

Bass said:
Roguefan: "It's ebay. The guy scanned it in. I just printed off a copy."
Doc Comic: "You fiend. It's people like you that put Metallica out of business."
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That or, you know, being pretty mediocre anymore...

As soon as he does, before they have time to draw their bows, Doc Comic springs to his feet and begs it to the nearby river where his pilot friend, Bruce Jolie, sits reading one of Bruce Campbell's many self-help books, in this particular case the book was called, "How To Deal With Not Being Bruce Campbell".
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*looks at his copy of Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way *

...I have no comment.

Jack Jackenjack – A normal human, who has just had Sam Beckett quantum leap into his body to put right what once went wrong.
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ROTFLMFAO

Shackled on the stage, as dancers dance carefully rehearsed choreography so as not to arouse him, UltimateDJF, semi-conscious has become the greatest broadway spectacle since the Martian Monkey Men from Mars and Rent.
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Atleast everyone doesn't have aids in this one.

Not That I Could Get Into America Now Anyway, What With My Terrorist DNA. Guantanemo Bay Though, No Problem.
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Come on now. We all know you'd just get alot of hell at the airport, and maye get detained at the end of the trip. Or stabbed by a paranoid passenger...

Fun stuff Bass, but as usual I'm looking forward to the next issue a bit more.
 
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:lol: Great issue Bass. :lol:
I like the way the one-shot stories allow great issues like this, introducing or continuing on with the stories of the heroes, and stories with the Brotherhood and Avatars.
 
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ULTIMATE CENTRAL #47
"What If You Never Had To Say Goodbye?"​
Slimjm issue! It's not a good day. Slimjim announces to the world his new plan - which, if successful, will alter human existence in ways not yet conceived.

And the world loves him for it.

But the Avatars don't trust Slimjim's promises of a new utopia, and see this vile charade for what it is.

Except for The Man Without Fear.

From the writer critics are calling, "The Current Writer of the Ultimate Central Fanfic", experience the murky morality play and the return of Slimjim in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
 
Bass said:
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #47
"What If You Never Had To Say Goodbye?"​
Slimjm issue! It's not a good day. Slimjim announces to the world his new plan - which, if successful, will alter human existence in ways not yet conceived.

And the world loves him for it.

But the Avatars don't trust Slimjim's promises of a new utopia, and see this vile charade for what it is.

Except for The Man Without Fear.

From the writer critics are calling, "The Current Writer of the Ultimate Central Fanfic", experience the murky morality play and the return of Slimjim in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
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Awesome :rockon:!
 
Bass said:
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #47
"What If You Never Had To Say Goodbye?"​
Slimjm issue! It's not a good day. Slimjim announces to the world his new plan - which, if successful, will alter human existence in ways not yet conceived.

And the world loves him for it.

But the Avatars don't trust Slimjim's promises of a new utopia, and see this vile charade for what it is.

Except for The Man Without Fear.

From the writer critics are calling, "The Current Writer of the Ultimate Central Fanfic", experience the murky morality play and the return of Slimjim in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
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Sweet!

Is it a new kind of diet (Slimjim)? MWOF must be gaining a gut with all that alcohol consumption.
 
Bass said:
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #47
"What If You Never Had To Say Goodbye?"​
Slimjm issue! It's not a good day. Slimjim announces to the world his new plan - which, if successful, will alter human existence in ways not yet conceived.

And the world loves him for it.

But the Avatars don't trust Slimjim's promises of a new utopia, and see this vile charade for what it is.

Except for The Man Without Fear.

From the writer critics are calling, "The Current Writer of the Ultimate Central Fanfic", experience the murky morality play and the return of Slimjim in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
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...Hrmmm.
 
Dr.Strangefate said:
I would have liked to see more interaction with the preexisting characters, though.
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Yeah, me too.

Hopefully SOMEBODY will have me access Ultimate Central and get powers and possibly join the Avatars.
 
My computer had a virus :( but it's gone and i'm back
YAY!

2,000 new post.............damn still got to read the doc comic issue :)
 
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slimjim said:
My computer had a virus :( but it's gone and i'm back
YAY!

2,000 new post.............damn still got to read the doc comic issue :)
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Oh hey there, Slim. Didn't see you there. You should come out of that dark corner. :)
 
icemastertron said:
Oh hey there, Slim. Didn't see you there. You should come out of that dark corner. :)
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:p


-Watch that language, young man.
 
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icemastertron said:
Oh hey there, Slim. Didn't see you there. You should come out of that dark corner. :)
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Bass said:
UltimateDJF panics and before he knows it – he vomits, all over Manhattan. His vomit is green and burning, acidic and most importantly – falling right on top of Doc Comic's electric tesla coil bi-plane.
His open-hooded, electric tesla coil bi-plane.

Doc Comic: "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"
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