Ultimate Gambit
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Not to bad of a chapter....I liked how you worked Moony in he seems to be the hero now. Keep it up Bass
Hahahahahahahaha I loved it Bass 5/5bass said:DSF: "I'll have you know, that one day, I'll will become -the- God."
Ultimate E and Bass Lak Tus stare at Doctor Strangefate.
Then burst out laughing.
Ultimate E: "You are SUCH A N00B!"
Bass Lak Tus: "What a maroon. 'I'm gonna be -the- God.'"
They continue to laugh.
Doctor Strangefate: "You guys won't laugh when I fight Heaven."
The two stop laughing.
But they can't contain it for long.
Bass Lak Tus: "BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA! He's serious! He's serious!"
Doctor Strangefate: "It's not funny! I'll do it! I'll do it twice!"
Ultimate E: "Oh mercy."
Ultimate E wipes away a tear.
Ultimate E: "You are such a n00b. Bass Lak Tus is a celestial constant of the universe. I'm from another world where I was a king. You… you're just a human who got lucky… *snigger*… I mean, what will you do with your 'God' powers? Have Boy George make another album? AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Doctor Strangefate: "AAAAAAAAARGH!"
Doctor Strangefate lunges at Ulitmate E and the two fight as gods do.
Well, not gods.
They slap each other with limp wrists, and pull on each other's hair. It is the most pathetic ***** fight in the history of the universe. Seriously - Girl Scouts would survive in a prison longer than these guys. And that has nothing to do with cookies.
Pandrio said:Hey, where was Rene with the Avatars?
That aone was worth the issue.Bass said:Frederik Fufenemeier: "So who are you? And where do you come from?"
Moonmaster: "I am Moonmaster, and I and the last son of Moonton, a distant planet."
Frederik Fufenemeier: "An alien werewolf with a lightsaber?"
Moonmaster: "Nah, not really. I got my powers like the Avatars, y'know. Ultimate Central site, I log on, got super powers. It took me a while, but I finally can control them."
Frederik Fufenemeier: "Wait. The Avatars got their power from an internet site?"
Moonmaster: "Yep… Did you not know that?"
Frederik Fufenemeier: "We were told it was from a dying alternate universe."
Moonmaster: "Noooo. This alien guy, Ultimate E, crashed on our planet, made a website to give people powers."
Frederik Fufenemeier: "… What."
Moonmaster: "Yeah, I just happened to log on and I got these *****ing werewolf powers and a lightsaber."
Ultimate Central
The Avatars are watching the news.
Icemastertron: "Oh, ****!"
Dr.Strangefate said:Anyone want to Avatarize me from the cover?
Because my Photoshop is on my computer at my Mom's, and that's a damn cool cover.
Baxter said:Funny stuff Bass, but I find myself looking forward to the more serious issues myself. Next one should be good, aye?
I knew it! The second I saw the cover, I thought of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, but I just wrote it off as a coincidence.Bass said:I can't take all the credit.
Of course. I've always been the unholy offspring of next summer's blockbuster hit movie, Shaun of The Dead VS Star Wars VS Teen Wolf.Doc Comic said:I knew it! The second I saw the cover, I thought of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, but I just wrote it off as a coincidence.
I also noticed Moonmaster's uniform being identical to Shaun's work uniform from Shaun of the Dead.
Doc Comic said:I also noticed Moonmaster's uniform being identical to Shaun's work uniform from Shaun of the Dead.