Ultimate Central: The Fanfic Volume 4

moonmaster said:
You think I care about personality continuity? Maybe next chapter I'll make Ice the pothead.

And I'm absolutely sure that DIrishB eats Funions in real life.
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FU!


Funions and Unicorns. The greatest things ever created.
 
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Moony, now you've gotsta change your Signature... because it's all out and stuff...

Hrm, I really like everything you're doing because its hilarious, but I'm not sure how I like E's shift in personality... He was like the "I'm going to kill you because I'm in a bad mood" character... Hrm... But It's all great stuff.

I just think the UC is ready for a really bad bad guy.

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Methinks Mooney forgot MArvelman is on the Cabinet team still. Only Houde is part time, Marv is there full time.

Plus, the good Doc makes him new robes, they're a ***** to stitch up
 
Ultimate Houde said:
Plus, the good Doc makes him new robes, they're a ***** to stitch up
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Wait a second.... now I'm doing costume-repairs?

Aren't I like a Sorceror? who may or may not have other abilities that most writers have been simply ignoring...
 
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Ultimate E does indeed, totally rule. He shows up to kill all his arch enemies and retake his power base but when he arrives his enemies aren't there. So instead of commandeering his old power base he resorts to petty vandalism - of his home. He's so inept, it's brilliant.

As is all the porn. That whole scene was hysterical.

And the ultimate killifier had me laughing for ages. :lol: That was ****ing brilliant.

Almost as brilliant as my plan.

There is one thing in the universe that can kill me. So I tell my heralds, whom I have lied to get into my service since I will inevitably betray them, where it is, so they can dig it up. And I let my enemies know about my inevitable betrayal so they can tell my heralds about it and turn them to my side.

The Killifier was buried under ice in antartica. Not even Ultimate E knew where it was (though - Eroz would've) and most people hadn't even heard of it - or me.

Let me repeat: My one weakness was buried under Antarctica. No one knew it existed, or if they did, where it was. No one knew that I existed, or if they did, that I even had a weakness.

At what point did I NOT THINK I WAS SAFE?!!?!?!?!??!

At what point did I think that it was appropriate for me to tell my Heralds whom I have betrayed where the one thing that can kill was so they could dig it up so that it became a threat to me?

My plan is flawed on so many levels it boggles the mind.

I have engineered my own downfall.

I am the greatest villain of all time. :twisted:
 
I am so far beyond you MWOF. Tell you what. You can have the Ultimate Killifier. I'll stand there, one - no, BOTH arms tied behind my back. You can have the first shot and all.

I only need one wiggle of my ears to obliteratize you from existence, pawn.
 
Bass said:
I am so far beyond you MWOF. Tell you what. You can have the Ultimate Killifier. I'll stand there, one - no, BOTH arms tied behind my back. You can have the first shot and all.

I only need one wiggle of my ears to obliteratize you from existence, pawn.
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well when I kill UltimateE and take control of his power then I will come and kick your *** and set balance to the force once again.
 
TheManWithoutFear said:
Oh give me a break! Nevermind Bass I'll take care of you later. I'm leaving the Avatars and dedicating my life to eliminating your little cult followers around the globe.
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But, how do you eliminate someone who doesn't exist in the fanfic.
Hint Hint
 
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moonmaster said:
You think I care about personality continuity? Maybe next chapter I'll make Ice the pothead.
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I'd love to see that.

And I'm absolutely sure that DIrishB eats Funions in real life.
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'Tis true.

TheManWithoutFear said:
Oh give me a break! Nevermind Bass I'll take care of you later. I'm leaving the Avatars and dedicating my life to eliminating your little cult followers around the globe.
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Don't worry MWoF, I have it all covered. I read an advance copy of Moony's arc, and it turns out that metal object they found in Antartica (the Ultimate Killifier) transforms into the Ultimate Lung Killifier...thats right, its a cosmic bong! Myself being the pothead will manage to save the day by breaking out the Sticky Icky, packing the Ultimate Lung Killifier to the brim, and smoking out Bass like a chimney. He will end up passing out, where the Avatars, his former heralds, and even the Cabinet stomp him to death. Pretty great ending if I do say so myself.
 
TheManWithoutFear said:
That's because I pull a Cable and went back in time and killed ur parents so Bass won't have followers.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
 
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DIrishB said:
Don't worry MWoF, I have it all covered. I read an advance copy of Moony's arc, and it turns out that metal object they found in Antartica (the Ultimate Killifier) transforms into the Ultimate Lung Killifier...thats right, its a cosmic bong! Myself being the pothead will manage to save the day by breaking out the Sticky Icky, packing the Ultimate Lung Killifier to the brim, and smoking out Bass like a chimney. He will end up passing out, where the Avatars, his former heralds, and even the Cabinet stomp him to death. Pretty great ending if I do say so myself.
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I think I got high reading that... :D
 
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