Ultimate Central: The Fanfic Volume 4

Will I be at least slightly noticed :cry:
 
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Doc Comic said:
Paint!

My Eyes! Ze Goggles Do Nothing!
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You need a new catch phrase. That's getting old quick.
 
Ultimate Houde said:
I wonder what part of no more sigpics don't you understand?
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I'm having my Jessica Alba one until E takes them down.
 
ProjectX2 said:
You need a new catch phrase. That's getting old quick.
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I disagree.


Mooney, you have however, written the BEST SOLICITATION for a comic (real or not) that I have ever read, ever. Ever ever. :heart:
 
When the site Ultimate Central began giving people incredible abilities, its creator Ultimate E created a team of heroes to bring justice to the world and deal with the astounding effects of the site. Icemastertron, Nurhachi, ProjectX2, and The Man Without Fear became the Avatars.

PREVIOUSLY IN ULTIMATE CENTRAL THE FANFIC:

After doing battle with many foes, the Avatars faced their greatest enemy: Ulimate E. After learning his shocking secret and banishing him, the team splintered into several groups, two of which are still intact: The Avatars and their enemies, The Cabinet.

The Avatars have fought many more battles, including one with their own deceased teammates. Most recently, Ultimate E and Eroz have returned from limbo, both respectively taking head positions on the Cabinet and the Avatars. The Avatars are now finding themselves at the mercy of a dangerous new power: Bass Lak Tus. This dangerous new foe has killed Eroz and has recruited three Heralds: Moonmaster, UltimateDJF, and Nigma.

NURHACHI PRESENTS:
ULTIMATE CENTRAL THE FANFIC.
VOLUME 4. CHAPTER 30.
BASS LAK TUS PART3.
"PERMAFROST".
BY MOONMASTER.​


Ultimate Central Mansion:
Cyberspace Home of the World's Greatest Heroes, The Avatars.

The main hall of the Ultimate Central Mansion was suddenly filled with electric blue light and in an isntant, the Cabinet appeared, ready for battle.

ULTIMATE E: Avatars! Come out to plaaa-aaaay!

This was greeted with silence

ULTIMATE E: Oh, so its Hide-and-Seek you want to play, eh? Well I'm sure we can smoke you ou-

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: They aren't here.

ULTIMATE E: What?!

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: I just checked the whole place, they aren't here.

ULTIMATE E: What the hell! Not even the pothead? He only leaves the couch to get his bag of Funions! FUNIONS, I SAY! FUNIONS!

BAXTER: What should we do, Sir?

ULTIMATE E: Um, I don't know. Ah! The one day we decide to do this, and they aren't here. Do we have to start scheduling these things or what? This is totally unfair!

OURCHAIR: I say we trash the place.

SHIHAD: Yeeeeaaahhh, let's trash the place!

BAXTER: I vote trash the place.

ULTIMATE E: ....Ya know, that isn't a half bad idea. Yes! Let's totally trash the place! Ourchair, Shihad, begin breaking things. Baxter, defecate on one of their beds. Dr. Strangefate, magic up some spray paint and start writing obscene things on the walls!

DR. STRANGEFATE: First of all, I don't "magic up" things. I use a complicated series of incantations to draw out the mystica-

ULTIMATE E: That sounds like a great story, Doctor. Why don't you tell me about it later? Quicksilver, come with me.

Ultimate E and Quicksilver made their way to the computer room. E began searching through the main computer's files.

ULTIMATE E: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, kittens, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, kitten porn, porn, porn, porn, porn. I'm surprised they don't all have carpel tunnel syndrome!...hm, what's this? "EXTINCTION"?

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: What was that, Sir?

ULTIMATE E: Nothing, nothing. Ah, here's what I was looking for, the records for their teleporter. They left earlier today for Antarctica. So that's where it is...

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Where what is?

ULTIMATE E: Nothing, nothing. Go tell the others that we're going to Antarctica.

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Why? The Avatars will ju-

ULTIMATE E: Just shut up and do it, idiot.

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Ya know what? I'm sick of this! I never get to say anything! Why don't you shut up!? I want a voice on this team and I don't think we should go to Antarctica! The Avatars are just going to find us and kick our asses. That's what happens every time. Why do you make us do this? Do you get some kind of sick pleasure. If we really want to defeat the Avatars we should do something unexpected instead of the same thing every ****ing time! I'm sick and tired of you and this whole goddamed team! I should've never joined. I should just quit and join the Avatars. You're insane and this team is full of idiots! SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE **** UP!

E smiled peacefully and stared at Quicksilver. His eyes began glowing red and got brighter and brighter. All of the sudden, the rest of the team appeared around Quicksilver and he smiled nervously.

ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Did I ever tell you how much I love you, E?

SHIHAD: Gay.

ULTIMATE E: I didn't feel like killing you anyway, Quicksilver, and Shihad, don't be so crass. You ****ing retard.

DR. STRANGEFATE: Sooo, what are we doing now?

ULTIMATE E: We're going after the Avatars! They think they can hide! They think they can run! But we will find them! We will find them and destroy them! That is what we do, for we are the evil and mighty-...Okay, who farted?!


ANTARCTICA

In the middle of nowhere, six figures slowly walked through blinding snow and howling wind.

DIRISHB: "Don't worry guys, I have a plan! This'll be easy!"

ICEMASTERTRON: DIrish...

DIRISHB: "DIrish is a stupid pothead and I'm a friggin' genius! I'm gonna get us lost in the middle of ****ing nowhere because I have a plan!"

ICEMASTERTRON: SHUT UP!

THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR: Both of you shut up!

NURHACHI: Hey guys, what's that?

Nurhachi pointed to a blinking red light, faintly shining through the whirling snow.

THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR: I think that's our destination.

They walked through the flurry until they reached a small black building with a blinking red light on top of it. They entered the building through huge metal doors and looked around. In the center of the warehouse like building was an enormous, stationary drill above a fifteen foot hole, bored into the ice.

PROJECT X2: What are they doing?

All three Heralds jumped down from an upper platform.

MOONMASTER: Wouldn't you like to know?

ICEMASTERTRON: Listen, we don't want a fight.

THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR: We don't?

ICEMASTERTRON: We want to help you guys. Bass has been lieing to you. He's not trying to destroy UC, he's trying to destroy the Earth. He's been using you.

ULTIMATE DJF: What?! He's gonna destroy the Earth?

NIGMA: That's not what he told us.

MOONMASTER: How do we know you're telling the truth?

ULTIMATE GAMBIT: He told us himself.

MOONMASTER: He did?

PROJECT X2: Yeah, he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

MOONMASTER: I see what you mean. The first time I met him he wouldn't stop talking about "That's So Raven!". It was kinda creepy.

NURHACHI: So you guys are on our side, now?

NIGMA: I guess so.

ICEMASTERTRON: Just curious, what are you guys doing here?

MOONMASTER: Well, he sent us here to dig something out of the ice.

ICEMASTERTRON: What?

MOONMASTER: The only thing that can stop Bass Lak Tus:

Moonmaster picked up a small metal cube and held it up.

MOONMASTER: The Ultimate Killifier!

TO BE CONTINUED
 
moonmaster said:


ULTIMATE QUICKSILVER: Ya know what? I'm sick of this! I never get to say anything! Why don't you shut up!? I want a voice on this team and I don't think we should go to Antarctica! The Avatars are just going to find us and kick our asses. That's what happens every time. Why do you make us do this? Do you get some kind of sick pleasure. If we really want to defeat the Avatars we should do something unexpected instead of the same thing every ****ing time! I'm sick and tired of you and this whole goddamed team! I should've never joined. I should just quit and join the Avatars. You're insane and this team is full of idiots! SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE **** UP!
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Yay that was awesome, i can now shut up for the rest of the Chapter, i don't care anymore :lol:​
 
Haha, The Ultimate Killifier. Good stuff Moonie.
 
You posted the story twice Moony. I thought you actually hd two chapters up but then I remembered you can't even get a chapter up on time. Good issue. But E seems to have a personilty change, but I loved the funions joke.
 
Double post - I took care of it.

I. Totally. Rule. I just commanded someone to defecate. I rule.
 
thee great one said:
You posted the story twice Moony. I thought you actually hd two chapters up but then I remembered you can't even get a chapter up on time. Good issue. But E seems to have a personilty change, but I loved the funions joke.
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What are you talking about?

Weirdo.
 
thee great one said:
You posted the story twice Moony. I thought you actually hd two chapters up but then I remembered you can't even get a chapter up on time. Good issue. But E seems to have a personilty change, but I loved the funions joke.
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You think I care about personality continuity? Maybe next chapter I'll make Ice the pothead.

And I'm absolutely sure that DIrishB eats Funions in real life.
 
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