Ultimate Central: The Fanfic Volume 4

[Dr.Strangefate]

Oh my goodness.... that's the most wonderful thing I've seen in my life!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Bass is so cute when he's about to take over the world

 

[Bass]

Not me, I just ate a bacon sandwich with slices of ham taking the place of the bread. It was meat-tastic!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love the word 'meat'. It's so rarely used. One time, when I was playing football, our team conceded a goal, and one of our top players, who was at the halfway line complained, "Where was the defence?!". This was a friendly kickaround with no real positioning and it was a hot summer day so the guy was topless. The guy's slightly chubby and I responded, "Well, maybe it would've helped if you were back here instead of over there jiggling your meat." Burn. Meat's a great word. And your description of the meat-tastic meatwich is great. :heart:

I never understood fasting. Lots of different religions fast for different reasons - to focus on God or whatever. But it seems to me if you fast all it would do is make you think about how hungry you are all the time.

Obviously, you're a wereshark.

Also, the way ramadan works - it's one month long and you can't eat until sundown (the literature was "when you can't tell a black string from a white string" or something like that). In the winter this is around 6pm. In summer it's 9pm. I'm glad it's winter. So my eating habits are all-messed up.

Also, it does make you think about how hungry you are. I'm hungry.

BWAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I showed this to my sister and we were crying with laughter. This is the best thing ever. Everyone was really right - it's perfect sitcom material. Me and my terrorist beginnings.

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

I think we should make now the Theme song for it!

 

[DIrishB]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love the word 'meat'. It's so rarely used. One time, when I was playing football, our team conceded a goal, and one of our top players, who was at the halfway line complained, "Where was the defence?!". This was a friendly kickaround with no real positioning and it was a hot summer day so the guy was topless. The guy's slightly chubby and I responded, "Well, maybe it would've helped if you were back here instead of over there jiggling your meat." Burn. Meat's a great word. And your description of the meat-tastic meatwich is great. :heart:

Meatwich...thats genius. Why didn't I think of that? Oh, right, probably because I'm not a genius.

Obviously, you're a wereshark.

Also, the way ramadan works - it's one month long and you can't eat until sundown (the literature was "when you can't tell a black string from a white string" or something like that). In the winter this is around 6pm. In summer it's 9pm. I'm glad it's winter. So my eating habits are all-messed up.

Also, it does make you think about how hungry you are. I'm hungry.



BWAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I showed this to my sister and we were crying with laughter. This is the best thing ever. Everyone was really right - it's perfect sitcom material. Me and my terrorist beginnings.

So...is your sister hot?

I think we should make now the Theme song for it!

That job goes to Moony, he'd come up with a funny one for sure.

 

[moonmaster]

I think we should make now the Theme song for it!

Who's the boy with the devilish smile?
The precoscious charms,
And that debonair style!
Even when he's plotting
To conquer mankind!,
He's still the cutest kid, that you'll ever find!

He's Baaaaaassss!
He's Baaaa-aaaaaasss!

Ya know he's gonna
Make all your dreams come truuuueeeee!!!

"Bass" is filmed before a live audience...

 

[E]

Who's the boy with the devilish smile?
The precoscious charms,
And that debonair style!
Even when he's plotting
To conquer mankind!,
He's still the cutest kid, that you'll ever find!

He's Baaaaaassss!
He's Baaaa-aaaaaasss!

Ya know he's gonna
Make all your dreams come truuuueeeee!!!

"Bass" is filmed before a live audience...

:lol:

Except he will be crushing dreams instead of making them come true.

 

[DIrishB]

Except he will be crushing dreams instead of making them come true.

Who's the boy with the devilish smile?
The precoscious charms,
And that debonair style!
Even when he's plotting
To conquer mankind!,
He's still the cutest kid, that you'll ever find!

He's Baaaaaassss!
He's Baaaa-aaaaaasss!

Ya know he's gonna
He'll crush all your dreams before they come truuuueeeee!!!

"Bass" is filmed before a live audience...

There, now its fixed.

Nice job though Moony, you never disappoint, except in bed.

 

[E]

YES. Perfect.

Teamwork - it's beautiful. *sniffle*

 

[DIrishB]

I want to see Moonmaster take a stab at a greeting or birthday card...or better yet, an anniversary card.

 

[moonmaster]

There, now its fixed.

Nice job though Moony, you never disappoint, except in bed.

I was thinking more:
Who's the boy with the devilish smile?
The precoscious charms,
And that debonair style!
Even when he's plotting
To conquer mankind!,
He's still the cutest kid, that you'll ever find!

He's Baaaaaassss!
He's Baaaa-aaaaaasss!

Ya know he's gonna
He'll crush all your dreams to duuuuussssst!!!

"Bass" is filmed before a live audience...
That would fit more with the tune.

I want to see Moonmaster take a stab at a greeting or birthday card...or better yet, an anniversary card.

Oh my,
How the days have gone by,
Since the day that we finally wed.

But before this show,
You should really know,
That you're awfully terrible in bed.

Now, you know how much I love you,
From the way I kiss and hug you,
But *****, you gotsta go.

Once I dump your ***,
I'm gonna find a slut with class,
And make her my personal ho.

Happy Anniversary!

 

[Ice]

Oh my,
How the days have gone by,
Since the day that we finally wed.

But before this show,
You should really know,
That you're awfully terrible in bed.

Now, you know how much I love you,
From the way I kiss and hug you,
But *****, you gotsta go.

Once I dump your ***,
I'm gonna find a slut with class,
And make her my personal ho.

Happy Anniversary!

:lol:

I'm so gonna put that on a card and show people.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Hehe... it's funny, because some newbie is going to pop in this thread and think that this is what the UC Fan-Fic is...

 

[Bass]

Mooney - you have me in stitches you cool bastard.

 

[E]

Hehe... it's funny, because some newbie is going to pop in this thread and think that this is what the UC Fan-Fic is...

Too bad it isn't - I would read it if it was.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Can someone give me the roster's of all the seperate teams in our fanfic.

 

[slimjim]

Avatars
Eroz: Thor powers, All knowing (Thor, someone whos all knowing)
Nurhachi: Controls his blood (Carnage)
Icemastertron: Ice (Iceman)
ProjectX2: Rocky hide, Super strength (Thing)
TheManWithoutFear: Hightened Senses, Optic Blasts (Daredevil + Cyclops)
DIrishB: Plant control (Black Tom Cassidy)
Ultimate Gambit: Exploding Touch

STATUS: Protecting the world from superhuman threats.


Cabinet
Ultimate E: Near omnipotence (The Watcher)
Baxter: Growth (Giant Man)
Shihad: Squirrel Control
Dr. Strangefate: Sorceror Supreme, Organic Steel form (Dr. Strange + Colossus)
Ultimate Quicksilver: Super Speed (Quicksilver)
Ourchair: Magnet powers (Magneto)
Compound: hes a vicious crab, aka Pokey

STATUS: Planning schemes for world domination


Death Knights
Slimjim: Reanimate and "feel" corpses
Thee Great One: Explodes. Adamantium armour that looks like Dooms.
Rene: Goblin form, Strength, Fireballs (Green Goblin)
Goodwill: Can summon skeletal dragons
Irish_4204: Sonic Screams (Banshee)

STATUS: In hiding. All are corpses under Slimjims control


Moonmaster: Werewolf (Man Wolf)
Ultimate DJF: Incredible super strength (Hulk)

STATUS: Roaming around, being free


Ultimate Houde and Marvelman can be explained by Houde.

Everyone else is dead or a normal human.

Well read moony's arc to see what has changed.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Well read moony's arc to see what has changed.

Thank you.

 

[DIrishB]

Oh my,
How the days have gone by,
Since the day that we finally wed.

But before this show,
You should really know,
That you're awfully terrible in bed.

Now, you know how much I love you,
From the way I kiss and hug you,
But *****, you gotsta go.

Once I dump your ***,
I'm gonna find a slut with class,
And make her my personal ho.

Happy Anniversary!

Thats genius! :lol:

 

[slimjim]

*looks at moonmaster's sig* Is moony gonna do this to us every issue??