Ultimate Central: The Fanfic Volume 4

Ultimate Houde said:
In mine two issues, your underground consisted of Ourchair, MArvelman, Ultimate Quicksilver and Compound the crab
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oofta, that's right... I knew that, I had thought there was more but only double-checked with the last issue... and I was like "I'm pretty darn sure Ultimate Quicksilver was in it..."

hehe, sorry!
 
I just read Bass Lak Tus part 1.

Brilliant.
 
Bass said:
Hey, Doc Comic - you'll be in my UC arc. :D
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Doc Comic is pleased. Doc Comic would like to give you a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch from Burger King, as a sign of thanks and friendship.

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Doc Comic said:
Doc Comic is pleased. Doc Comic would like to give you a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch from Burger King, as a sign of thanks and friendship.

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I'm a Muslim so I find this offer a declaration of war.

I declare Jyhad on your heathen ***.
 
Bass said:
I'm a Muslim so I find this offer a declaration of war.

I declare Jyhad on your heathen ***.
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Looks like its on! Its on like Donkey Kong, *****!

(Note, that is not said directly to Bass, but to the audience.)
 
Bass said:
I'm a Muslim so I find this offer a declaration of war.

I declare Jyhad on your heathen ***.
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Oh snap. I have to rally the troops.

Ice, get the cannons ready! Moon, hand out the guns! Aquaman...you just stand over there while the useful heroes do the work.
 
Bass said:
I'm a Muslim so I find this offer a declaration of war.

I declare Jyhad on your heathen ***.
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I'm sorry Doc Comic has offended you, Bass. Take this "Meatnormous Omelette Sandwhich" as a sign of forgiveness.
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I never understood fasting. Lots of different religions fast for different reasons - to focus on God or whatever. But it seems to me if you fast all it would do is make you think about how hungry you are all the time.
 
DIrishB said:
Not me, I just ate a bacon sandwich with slices of ham taking the place of the bread. It was meat-tastic!
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Man you wanna try this place in Central Amsterdam called the Highlander, which is inexplicably Scottish themed, with a little indoor river and castle paintings everywhere. They do this special called the Club Highlander, which consists of a bout 4 slices of pita-type bread, with grilled chicken, bacon, mayonaise and salad stuffed inbetween it, and the whole thing measures about 7 inches each way....

Oh God I think I'm going there for lunch tomorrow....
 
UltimateE said:
I never understood fasting. Lots of different religions fast for different reasons - to focus on God or whatever. But it seems to me if you fast all it would do is make you think about how hungry you are all the time.
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Actually, it does work, flushes out a bunch of toxins in your system, and you feel better afterwards.

And then eat about twenty pizzas
 
On topic: Will Bass-LAK-TUS look like a purple arab on a camel with a huge pimp hat??
 
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UltimateE said:
I never understood fasting. Lots of different religions fast for different reasons - to focus on God or whatever. But it seems to me if you fast all it would do is make you think about how hungry you are all the time.
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Nah, see, it works like this. After several days to a week without food, the body begins to shut down and feed on itself. The lack of incoming calories can lead to strange behavior, and even hallucinations. Often, those religious enough to fast for whatever holiday/religion they're observing will subconsciously choose to "see God" or some other religious being. Heck, for some UFO nuts maybe this is what causes them to think they've been abducted (though this is usually unrelated to fasting). Its simple enough. And it works, what more can you ask for?

Ultimate Houde said:
Actually, it does work, flushes out a bunch of toxins in your system, and you feel better afterwards.
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Thats another theory.

Fuzzy Birds said:
Man you wanna try this place in Central Amsterdam called the Highlander, which is inexplicably Scottish themed, with a little indoor river and castle paintings everywhere. They do this special called the Club Highlander, which consists of a bout 4 slices of pita-type bread, with grilled chicken, bacon, mayonaise and salad stuffed inbetween it, and the whole thing measures about 7 inches each way....

Oh God I think I'm going there for lunch tomorrow....
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*Does his best Homer Simpson drool impression*

You just made me really hungry. Well, you and that blunt.

slimjim said:
On topic:
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Meat sandwiches are never off-topic.

Will Bass-LAK-TUS look like a purple arab on a camel with a huge pimp hat??
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No pimp hat, just a turban that shoots death rays and plays the theme from Mission Impossible over loud-speakers.
 
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