Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Discussion (SPOILERS)

How would you rate Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?

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it was pretty fun

Not going to say it was mindblowing or anything. Loved (Devistator, the Stepford Arcees, Sideswipe, Megatron 2.0) some of the designs, hated others (a lot of the background autobots).

All I know, I'd like to have my own Alice. So much hotter than Megan Fox.
 
Planet-man said:
I prefer SFX porn to any other kind of movie porn except for maybe humour porn.

Four stars out of five. Grocer Man's review pretty much sums it up.

I love all the stuff with Sam and his parents.
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just curious, but what is humour porn? i've never heard that phrase used before.
 
DARKKNIGHT said:
just curious, but what is humour porn? i've never heard that phrase used before.
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Using it on-the-spot to refer to the humour equivlent of SFX porn or torture porn. Something that exists simply to be as funny as it can as much as possible, and the plot and characterization takes a backseat. Stuff like Family Guy, Stella, etc.
 
ProjectX2 said:
Seriously. Not only do Devastator's giant metal wrecking balls fill the screen but Simmons actually says he's under the scrotum.
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There was so much stuff going on in this movie that some parts were just .... incoherent. It was hard to tell what was even going on in that scene, I just saw a giant robot monster sucking up a bunch of sand and John Turturro saying "We gotta get underneath it!"
 
Langsta said:
There was so much stuff going on in this movie that some parts were just .... incoherent. It was hard to tell what was even going on in that scene, I just saw a giant robot monster sucking up a bunch of sand and John Turturro saying "We gotta get underneath it!"
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It was after that when it's on the pyramid.
 
Saw this last night. In IMAX. I loved it even more than the first.

But what I love even more are reviewers and commentators ripping it apart as another mindless Michael Bay movie. Michael Bay didn't write the movie, people. And even though I know next to nothing about any of his work besides the 2 Transformers movies, I am thinking that almost every criticism I see of him and the banalities of his movies is nothing more than dorks trying really, really hard to be pretentious a-holes because they don't have anything else to be snobby about.

I'm also baffled as to the number of negative reviews I'm seeing that say either nothing happened or they aren't sure what happened. What was so hard to grasp about the storyline? What is so confusing?

This is not high art, folks. If it's too demeaning to admit that you might like a little mindless fun then go to your local art house and follow it up with a trip to your local coffee house and murmur to your friends about how stupid every one is compared to you.

What do you think you're going to get with Transformers? Seriously. And it wasn't even that mindless.

The ridiculous humor (robots humping legs, robot testicles) is a valid complaint. But it's hardly a dealbreaker.

As far as visuals go, this is one of the best movies ever made. Visually it was amazing. I've never seen anything like it.

Plotwise it was fun. Lots of fun.

And watching Megan Fox bouncing around the desert in IMAX is something I would recommend for any hetrosexual male with a pulse.

5/5, and I hope I get to see it several more times.
 
E said:
Saw this last night. In IMAX. I loved it even more than the first.

But what I love even more are reviewers and commentators ripping it apart as another mindless Michael Bay movie. Michael Bay didn't write the movie, people. And even though I know next to nothing about any of his work besides the 2 Transformers movies, I am thinking that almost every criticism I see of him and the banalities of his movies is nothing more than dorks trying really, really hard to be pretentious a-holes because they don't have anything else to be snobby about.

I'm also baffled as to the number of negative reviews I'm seeing that say either nothing happened or they aren't sure what happened. What was so hard to grasp about the storyline? What is so confusing?

This is not high art, folks. If it's too demeaning to admit that you might like a little mindless fun then go to your local art house and follow it up with a trip to your local coffee house and murmur to your friends about how stupid every one is compared to you.

What do you think you're going to get with Transformers? Seriously. And it wasn't even that mindless.

The ridiculous humor (robots humping legs, robot testicles) is a valid complaint. But it's hardly a dealbreaker.

As far as visuals go, this is one of the best movies ever made. Visually it was amazing. I've never seen anything like it.

Plotwise it was fun. Lots of fun.

And watching Megan Fox bouncing around the desert in IMAX is something I would recommend for any hetrosexual male with a pulse.

5/5, and I hope I get to see it several more times.
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I wish to see this in IMAX so badly. :(

But excellently put on everything. I can't wait to see this again.
 
ProjectX2 said:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1

:lol:
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How is Sam Witwicky dragged back into the fight?
Well, he finds a fragment of the Allspark shard. You know, the Allspark that he spent all last movie being told he shouldn't give to Megatron, but when he gave it to Megatron, it killed Megatron. That one. Anyways, the shard makes the Beef see symbols and act like more of an spaz than usual.

So the Decepticons want the shard? Why?
Uh... to bring Megatron back to life?

What?
That's what they said.

But the Allspark killed Megatron in the first movie.
Yes.

...and now it can also bring him back to life.
It's very powerful, this Allspark.

Uh-huh. So what's their plan to get it?
They send a small R/C car who talks like Joe Pesci in Casino to get it.
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Gold.
 
This movie really does fall apart with logic to it but it has charisma and looks pretty.

Wolverine and Star Trek are the same, but for some reason Wolverine I hated, probably cause I'm more familiar with Wolverine stories then the other two.
 
thee great one said:
This movie really does fall apart with logic to it but it has charisma and looks pretty.

Wolverine and Star Trek are the same, but for some reason Wolverine I hated, probably cause I'm more familiar with Wolverine stories then the other two.
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At least Star Trek and Transformers looked impressive though. They didn't even bother finishing the special effects in Wolverine because it was so bad.
 
so i have absolutely no intention of seeing this because I hated the first one so much.

Shai LeBoufe annoyed me so much my ears started bleeding. it wasn't pretty.

I think if the Witwicki family wasn't so painful to watch i would have enjoyed about the same as i enjoyed Wolverine...nothing mind-blowing but cool action and a pretty girl.

but every time Shai or his 'parents' opened their mouth i cringed.



but the mountain dew transformer was cool
 
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