The Ultimate Doom Goat Leg Mystery...SOLVED!

Hibiki said:
It better work. *hands 20 dollars to whoever will do it*

Lesbians are awesome.

I don't fix girl-gay, because girl-gay is a natural extension of God's eternal love.
 
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Zombipanda said:
Lesbians are awesome.

I don't fix girl-gay, because girl-gay is a natural extension of God's eternal love.

What are you talking about, I'm not gay. I want you to fix the Xorn problem.
 
Hibiki said:
What are you talking about, I'm not gay. I want you to fix the Xorn problem.

ssshhh.... sshh... It's okay. You don't have to hide it anymore. *pets Hibiki's hair* It's perfectly natural, and wonderful....
 
Zombipanda said:
ssshhh.... sshh... It's okay. You don't have to hide it anymore. *pets Hibiki's hair* It's perfectly natural, and wonderful....
Haha I just cracked up laughing man. I can't believe you went there :D.
 
Hibiki said:
yeah, you're talking to the guy who claims her Card. I'm pretty sure he'd go anywhere.
Well I am Bendis and even I wouldn't go that far.

Hmmm....that gives me an idea on how to Ultimize a character. A lesbian Puma! Wait isn't Puma a guy.....not anymore!
 
It's amazing you guys can milk 8 pages out of Doom's goat legs, but ya did. I think they were pretty cool. Doom rocks. Sorry, I mean Dr. Doom, didn't go to evil medical school for nothing.
 
Gouka Ryuu said:
It's amazing you guys can milk 8 pages out of Doom's goat legs, but ya did.
Yeah but like half of that was about Orson Scott Card, Xorn and homosexuality. Hey, isn't that like the "Unholy Trinity" or something?
 
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vintsukka said:
Yeah but like half of that was about Orson Scott Card, Xorn and homosexuality. Hey, isn't that like the "Unholy Trinity" or something?

It's actually the Trinity worshipped by the Church of Latter-Day Saints.
 
vintsukka said:
Yeah but like half of that was about Orson Scott Card, Xorn and homosexuality. Hey, isn't that like the "Unholy Trinity" or something?
Dont forget Bendis!
 
Zombipanda said:
Wait until I ultimize you....

I think it will be the first time I've written a transsexual character. a transsexual character who also happens to be..... FROM SPACE!

Transsexual? Just because I've been duped by one doesn't mean I should be written as one.

The outer space thing is cool, though.

Hibiki said:
Is there anyway you guys can retcon that outta my brain.

Victor Von Doom said:
Card can do it for $10.........Bendis will do it for $20.

I can do it for free...all it'll take is ten minutes of your time and a healthy lung capacity.

Thor said:
Dont forget Bendis!

Screw Bendis!
 
DIrishB said:
Transsexual? Just because I've been duped by one

Hah!
"So, uuhh, before we do this baby, I've just got to know... Uh.... What's that THING between your legs?"
"Oh, this? Some girls just have extra dangling parts."
"Oh. Interesting.... I guess you learn something new every day. So, anyway, let's get dangerous."

DIrishB said:
doesn't mean I should be written as one.

That's the beauty of it. Transsexuality is what separates Ultimate DIB from Regular DIB. It's just a shame we won't be able to do a palette swap on the DIB action figure for Ultimate DIB. Oh well.... We can use She Hulk's figure as the basis for it.

DIrishB said:
The outer space thing is cool, though.

Outer space is always cool, sucker.

DIrishB said:
I can do it for free...all it'll take is ten minutes of your time and a healthy lung capacity.

Don't trust him! He just wants to use your corpse.... for THINGS...

DIrishB said:
Screw Bendis!

:D Ultimate DIB already has.
 

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