The Ultimate Doom Goat Leg Mystery...SOLVED!

Victor Von Doom said:
I'm still hoping for the goat leg's triumphant return during Carey's run.
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Here's hoping...maybe if we keep *****ing about it he'll notice...after all, we've had a few Ultimate writers stop by before, and those are only the ones we know about.

Ultimate MJ said:
me.. I'd be happy if the goat legs were quietly swept under the rug. They are really pointless, and make the character seem silly and less intimidating.
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Blasphemer!! The goat legs have many points to them. One, they're symbolic. Two, they're just plain cool. Three, they help add a little bit of difference between the 616 and Ultimate Dooms. There's probably more reasons, but I don't care. Just love the goat legs. The goat legs are your friend...until you down on them. Then you get a hoof in the ***.
 
Ultimate MJ said:
me.. I'd be happy if the goat legs were quietly swept under the rug. They are really pointless, and make the character seem silly and less intimidating.
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God I wish I had that "Lex Luthor Wrong" pic.


DIrishB said:
Blasphemer!! The goat legs have many points to them. One, they're symbolic. Two, they're just plain cool. Three, they help add a little bit of difference between the 616 and Ultimate Dooms. There's probably more reasons, but I don't care. Just love the goat legs. The goat legs are your friend...until you down on them. Then you get a hoof in the ***.
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That says it all right there.




And if that wasn't enough convincing----here's word from the almighty creator himself:


E said:
Plain and simple - anyone who doesn't like the goat legs is wrong.
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If you ain't down with the goat Legs. Then you're a goat leg hater and you need to get your playa hataz degree on goat legs.

















I'm Down With The Goat LegZ!!!!!
 
I dunno the goat legs make Ultimate Deadpool look good


......Wait dont hit me:( *runs away*
 
Venom Melendez said:
I dunno the goat legs make Ultimate Deadpool look good


......Wait dont hit me:( *runs away*
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Preach it brotha!!

And screw all of you that like the goat legs :wink:
 
The goat legs bugged me at first, but eventually they grew on me. Then I really liked how he looked in the last arc.

Now I'm confused...
 
DIrishB said:
Here's hoping...maybe if we keep *****ing about it he'll notice...after all, we've had a few Ultimate writers stop by before, and those are only the ones we know about.
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I'll reveal a little secret. I'm actually an Ultimate Universe writer.

I won't tell you which, but I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Morrison Plots Hard.
 
Zombipanda said:
I'll reveal a little secret. I'm actually an Ultimate Universe writer.

I won't tell you which, but I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Morrison Plots Hard.
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Robert Kirkman?
 
Ultimate MJ said:
Preach it brotha!!

And screw all of you that like the goat legs :wink:
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*breaks Ultimate MJ's kneecaps, then breaks his shins*

Now you have some goat legs...how do you like them bananas?

Zombipanda said:
I'll reveal a little secret. I'm actually an Ultimate Universe writer.

I won't tell you which, but I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Morrison Plots Hard.
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*ducks as E pulls his shotgun and aims for Zombipanda*


By the way, technically Morrison doesn't rhyme with Orson, as "Morrison" contains an extra syllable

All hail DIrishB's shaky hold of the English language...thats right, I know my enemy...sort of.
 
DIrishB said:
*ducks as E pulls his shotgun and aims for Zombipanda*


By the way, technically Morrison doesn't rhyme with Orson, as "Morrison" contains an extra syllable

All hail DIrishB's shaky hold of the English language...thats right, I know my enemy...sort of.
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Yeah, yeah. I knew that going in to this. Creative license, sucka!
 
DIrishB said:
Point...

Set...

and Match.

I can't believe I just lost a debate to Card. Damn you, Orson, damn you to Hell with all your hated homosexuals!
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That's what you get! Now I'm going to go ruin Ultimate Captain America, as punishment for your impudence.

He's now a T-Rex who wears a hologram belt to appear as a patriotic American...... a T-Rex from space!!

Everyone, feel free to thank DIrishB.
 
Zombipanda said:
That's what you get! Now I'm going to go ruin Ultimate Captain America, as punishment for your impudence.

He's now a T-Rex who wears a hologram belt to appear as a patriotic American...... a T-Rex from space!!

Everyone, feel free to thank DIrishB.
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*scratches own eyes out in torment*

Why, Card, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!



...better get back on topic before Proj gets on our asses.

EDIT:

***.

Asses.

Apparently the plural form of *** isn't covered by the swear filter.

I'm a genius.
 
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Zombipanda said:
That's what you get! Now I'm going to go ruin Ultimate Captain America, as punishment for your impudence.

He's now a T-Rex who wears a hologram belt to appear as a patriotic American...... a T-Rex from space!!

Everyone, feel free to thank DIrishB.
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...publish it under Image and call him Super-American and it'd sell.

I cazn see the tag line now: He immigrated from the furthest reaches of space to defend our country! ROOOAAARRR!
 
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