The Hunt

Lurkers lurked on my message board, taking up valuable resources, CPU usage, and bandwidth without making meaningful contributions.
:shock::lol:
+5000 Ourchair Points.

E really DOES stand for evil jerk. :twisted:
 
I'm way too pro to even post in this thread.

Lurkers lurked on my message board, taking up valuable resources, CPU usage, and bandwidth without making meaningful contributions.

I can switch to meaningless contributions instead of straight up pro lurking if it would make you happy.
 
The UC Lurker Armed Forces are now accepting applicants. All Lurkers interested should apply immediately. There is a high chance you won't survive, but the sacrifice you make to propel me into a regular poster will not be in vain.

Seriously, I am going to ride this until the day the internet stops working.
 
*Launches flaming boulder from catapult*

You see, this is why you lose. While you might hit a regular member that will be a small loss (let's just say Venom Melendez) we deploy the Extremis and firebomb you all in your holes.
 
The UC Lurker Armed Forces are now accepting applicants. All Lurkers interested should apply immediately. There is a high chance you won't survive, but the sacrifice you make to propel me into a regular poster will not be in vain.

Seriously, I am going to ride this until the day the internet stops working.

I'm here to apply!! <waves hand>
 
When I was a lowly newb (not noob) I had to spend several days on the run hiding in the woods while the vets hunted me like an animal, but I survived my ordeal and it changed me into the hardened vet that posts before you today. It also got me adopted by Ice, a man who is actually my Jr by two years.

My point?

*pulls back the hammer on my gun*

Run noobs. We'll make a vet out of you or you will die trying.
 
When I was a lowly newb (not noob) I had to spend several days on the run hiding in the woods while the vets hunted me like an animal, but I survived my ordeal and it changed me into the hardened vet that posts before you today. It also got me adopted by Ice, a man who is actually my Jr by two years.

My point?

*pulls back the hammer on my gun*

Run noobs. We'll make a vet out of you or you will die trying.

With this post, i think i get to level up out of lurker status!!

I think i've grown a lot in my first hundred posts and i hope i can continue to prosper in the future years

all sentiments aside, ducks and runs in a serpentine pattern to avoid the gunfire
 
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I'm adopting Scarecrow.
Good choice.

He's plucky.
With this post, i think i get to level up out of lurker status!!

I think i've grown a lot in my first hundred posts and i hope i can continue to prosper in the future years

all sentiments aside, ducks and runs in a serpentine pattern to avoid the gunfire
Good for you.

SERPENTINE!!!!
 
With this post, i think i get to level up out of lurker status!!

I think i've grown a lot in my first hundred posts and i hope i can continue to prosper in the future years

all sentiments aside, ducks and runs in a serpentine pattern to avoid the gunfire

Zig zag man, ZIG ZAG!

McCheese is like an alligator, you go Zig Zag, he can't get you!
 

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