The Hunt

[moonmaster]

thats right! and you guys will still insist on me being the bad guy however....

The Lurkers are currently in Egypt (or some really sandy place) trying to awaken the ancient Lurker "(Unregistered User)". he is thought to be the oldest Lurker of his kind, with a profile that makes no sense:
http://www.ultimatecentral.com/forum/member.php?u=186

* Last Activity: 12-31-1969 07:00 PM
* Join Date: 05-17-2004

Immune to both bans and infractions,
He was born a perfect Lurker, and just like the great white shark this guy has never had to evolve. He must be stopped before he starts holding babies hostage and hanging out with HHH

Wow, a time traveler.

I sent him a friend request!!11

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

(Unregistered User) must be stopped. If it is allowed to continue growing in power it will assume it's destined role as Messiah of The Lurker Nation. It will grow in power so much that it may even be able to consume the energies of The Nexus.

I need a team of hardcore UCers ready to help me drive it back into the dark places it has dwelled for centuries. The roles I need are:

Leader: Hellsbuttmonkey
Tough guy: Mattimeo84
Scientist: Iceshadow
Token Woman:
Token Black Guy: Moony


Who is with me?

 

[moonmaster]

I call token black!

 

[Random]

Token Woman:

Are there even any women on UC?

 

[Lynx]

Are there even any women on UC?

skotti's still around.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

The Lurker High Priests have been kidnapping them to use them in their demonic rituals to summon (Unregistered User). As part of my elite team's mission, we will free the childbearers of the UC as well as destroying the Lurker cult summoning (Unregistered User).


EDIT: I really wanna write a fanfic centred around The Lurker Wars now...

 

[SSJmole]

I really wanna write a fanfic centred around The Lurker Wars now...

:lol: I was thinking something similar. Ultimate Central Lurkers! It would be like Marvel Zombies.

 

[Iceshadow]

(Unregistered User) must be stopped. If it is allowed to continue growing in power it will assume it's destined role as Messiah of The Lurker Nation. It will grow in power so much that it may even be able to consume the energies of The Nexus.

I need a team of hardcore UCers ready to help me drive it back into the dark places it has dwelled for centuries. The roles I need are:

Leader: Hellsbuttmonkey
Tough guy:
Scientist:
Token Woman:
Token Black Guy: Moony


Who is with me?

I want scientist! I mean I do have a degree in Psychology.

 

[Mattimeo84]

can i be the token tough guy? i wrestled in school and never lost.

 

[Iceshadow]

can i be the token tough guy? i wrestled in school and never lost.

I wouldn't have guessed from looking at your avatar.

 

[Mattimeo84]

I wouldn't have guessed from looking at your avatar.

i need to look sneaky, thats why i won, my oponents under-estimated me

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Ok, you guys are registered. Just need a woman now.

Where's Watcher when you need him...?

 

[Random]

I call token black!

I hope that means in the lurcker fan fic Mooney has a blackface like RDJ in Tropic Thunder

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Double post

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

EDIT: I really wanna write a fanfic centred around The Lurker Wars now...

Now everyone should go and read it if they haven't. Chapter 2 just went up. </shameless plug>

I hope that means in the lurcker fan fic Mooney has a blackface like RDJ in Tropic Thunder

Oh hell yes.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

What an awesome thread. I think our violent destruction of the Lurker community was successful.