Lynx
Well-Known Member
I am this close to denouncing Bass.
Where o where is our UC Savior?
The Christians have been waiting 2000 years and you can't wait more than 1? For shame.
I am this close to denouncing Bass.
Where o where is our UC Savior?
Ok...I admit it. I don't know what Kono pizza is.
[RACIST STEREOTYPICAL MEXICAN ACCENT]Don't forget his friend Pedro!!![/RACIST STEREOTYPICAL MEXICAN ACCENT]Bass created it. For he created all things.
Like midgets. And Mexicans.
and Mexican Midgets called Miguel.
The Jews have been waiting even longer...The Christians have been waiting 2000 years and you can't wait more than 1? For shame.
My dearest and sincere Bass,
I am afraid that I bring you the upmost terrible truth your ears could hear. I know of your love for the book that is entitled "Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane". Well, Bass, the terrible news is that its writer, Sean McKeever, has left Marvel and signed on to be exclusive to DC Comics. I do not know how long his contract is, so I am most displeased to inform you with this. This burden I have to carry to tell you for about two long days is past now for me.
I know you will take ill of this news. But please, do not fret for so long. I am positive that you can still enjoy the book.
Loving you always,
Your friend Ice.
P.S.
Please know that as I wrote you this letter, I spoke it in my head with some weird victorian english accent. Good-bye.
I knew it! Houde is fond of wearing woman clothing!
Also why do you get to be Hans?
Why am I a ****ing Ewok?!
Good question. I'm sure Bass'll work it out.
Wait.
That's me!
Oh... uh... crap crap crap... think think think... no... that's a Monty Python routine... urr... um...
HOW DO YOU DO THAT VOODOO THAT YOU DO SO WELL?!
Followed by this post:This thread is great. ALL HAIL BASS!!
Makes me wish I wasn't busy with moving the past couple days so I could've been here for all this in its prime.
For those who roll their eyes at the mock worship of Bass----get over it. I've only been here a year and even I could see that Bass contributed more to this site in terms of thought-provoking discussions and pure hilarity than any of you could ever dream of doing. It's actually sad that you get jealous over the fact that people would rather await the return of Bass rather than contribute to an online petition to save Arrested Development. It's just that sad.
Maybe you haven't noticed that despite the fact that this is an internet forum...it's actually a pretty close-knit family of friends. I mean can you even imgaine all the PMs E must've gotten with people offering help due to his recent unemployment? Or how about when MWoF told us about his brother's illness and pending surgery? How many people offered up their prayers and comments of goodwill. So with all that---how dare you get mad or even annoyed at the fact that people here actually miss a personal UC fav member?
This doesn't go out to anyone in particular....but just know that you've got some serious growing up to do.
7-Shake 'dem boobies!!!
Um...
What happens now?
An TOG and Ourchair sponsered Orgy?
Pfffftttt... what do you take me for some kind of gaylord? It'll be 15 year old SHE-males.It's gonna be all male won't it?
All 15 year old males.
Pfffftttt... what do you take me for some kind of gaylord? It'll be 15 year old SHE-males.
I dont think your ninja grandma would want to join. She's too busy trying to assinate you with your 4-yearl-old nephew.I'll bring some 95 year old granny's to the mix. Just to get crazy.
Variety is the spice of life.I'll bring some 95 year old granny's to the mix. Just to get crazy.