The Complaining About Life Thread

Joe Kalicki said:
But I'm tired of working and need a girl who won't mind me staying at home while she earns a fortune!



And, in all seriousness, I'm sure she's not actually in love with me.

But girls I date usually end up liking me more than I like them.
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I have the same problem.

Well, it's not that so much as.... Girls who are attracted to me tend to be attracted to me because I'm intense, and I sound smarter and more creative than I actually am. They're attracted to me because I play the brooding artist part well.

And that goes a long way towards hiding how self-absorbed and mentally unbalanced I am. It doesn't help that most of them are pretty ******* crazy too.
 
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Zombipanda said:
I have the same problem.

Well, it's not that so much as.... Girls who are attracted to me tend to be attracted to me because I'm intense, and I sound smarter and more creative than I actually am. They're attracted to me because I play the brooding artist part well.

And that goes a long way towards hiding how self-absorbed and mentally unbalanced I am. It doesn't help that most of them are pretty ******* crazy too.
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They're all crazy.

She just called me and wants to go to a movie tonight.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I'm pretty sure she's in love with me, and just because she has terrible taste in movies doesn't mean she can't get rich and support me, I guess. . .
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That's the spirit!

Joe Kalicki said:
I am, but I think this one might take a little extra time to crack than usual. She just seems like someone who'll wait forever.
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You could say she's hard boiled.

Wait, could you?
 
I really am tired of this freaking weather. TWICE this week the Thunder & rain storm has flooded my basement this week. It is not fun spending hours taking the water out.

Today was worse. More water, and it was coming out of the new unfinished bathroom. What proceeded after that is something I won't talk about, but there sure is bad tension in my house.
 
Ice said:
I really am tired of this freaking weather. TWICE this week the Thunder & rain storm has flooded my basement this week. It is not fun spending hours taking the water out.

Today was worse. More water, and it was coming out of the new unfinished bathroom. What proceeded after that is something I won't talk about, but there sure is bad tension in my house.
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Convert your basement in to a giant swimming pool. Then when it fills up with water you can say "HA in your face weather, You fell for my plan. muhahahahhahahaha"
 
We've had a summer's worth of thunder storms already, in the course of two weeks, and it's not even summer yet.

We've had more 35+ oC days in the past two weeks than we had in the entire summer three years ago.

Al Gore may have been onto something...
 
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Ice said:
I really am tired of this freaking weather. TWICE this week the Thunder & rain storm has flooded my basement this week. It is not fun spending hours taking the water out.

Today was worse. More water, and it was coming out of the new unfinished bathroom. What proceeded after that is something I won't talk about, but there sure is bad tension in my house.
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Think of the tension in Iowa.
 
Mars resents the thought of being terraformed. It wants to be loved for what it is, can't you see that?
 
Planet-man said:
Al Gore may have been onto something...
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Psshhh, global warming? :roll:

What bull****. However, the gays are getting married in California right now. . .I always knew the Evangelicals were right.
 
So, just found out my ex (Who I broke up with 6 months ago) is five months pregnant and getting married.

But, ya know. . .I've never had a moment of perfect clarity like the one I had after I got over being angry. Interesting how life works like that.
 
Lynx said:
So, just found out my ex (Who I broke up with 6 months ago) is five months pregnant and getting married.

But, ya know. . .I've never had a moment of perfect clarity like the one I had after I got over being angry. Interesting how life works like that.
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Getting knocked up is the weirdest post-break up coping strategy I've ever heard of. There's nothing in my textbooks about that.
 
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