Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Don't let Bendis hear you say that.
I know, he may sic his fans on me
Damn Bendis
I mean, he seemed nice in person, but it was more of a smug nice than an actual nice.
Don't let Bendis hear you say that.
I laughed outloud in the bookstore as I looked at the panel that had Hawkeye's return.
I checked my phone to make sure the internet hadn't broken again.
The first 3 issues of the mini were incredibly strong. Then it died down in the middle. But #7 and #8 were awesome. Especially when Mags confronts Pietro and is screaming "What have you done in my name?!?!". I don't know why it gives me chills.
I know, he may sic his fans on me
Damn Bendis
I mean, he seemed nice in person, but it was more of a smug nice than an actual nice.
Like a "feels good to know I'm better than you" nice?
I can't speak for Houde, but that's exactly how he acts on his own site.
Like a "feels good to know I'm better than you" nice?
It's that kinda nice.....but it didn't bother me so much. Mostly because I tend to think the same way.
I do too, which is exactly why it bothers me. I'm better than him, and therefore he has no right to act better than me.
You already know I fundamentally agree with you on Bendis' inability to live up to his own build up...
"And now for the next twelve issues, we will constantly remind you through ad copy that everything is building up towards Matt Murdock confronting his inner demons... which we will inevitably resolve in eight panels."
"And now for the next four issues Detective Deena Pilgrim and Christian Walker will move towards working out their problems... and by that we mean they will explode at each other's face for two pages and then make up!"
He tends to have storytelling promises that sound like they can be reasonably fulfilled by even the most average and unremarkable writers (and therefore, readers don't feel like he's promising the moon).
The problem is that he cuts corners in fulfilling those promises. He's actually pretty alright at exploring all sides of an issue --- the socio-political relationships between various government bodies, the image dilemmas facing decisions that must be made under close media scrutiny --- and the problem is that this over analysis kills himself.
I don't mean to say that writers should write below their intelligence, but I think it would be far easier to accept Bendis concluding his stories in such a downright pat manner if he looked at his superhero stories with less complexity. It's like, all that analysis, and your resolution is "She was working for HYDRA?"
Bendis' ENTIRE writing technique is like a Woody Allen joke. He obsesses and obsesses and obsesses in the manner stereotypically attributed to neurotic Jews, and in the end he chooses a panic-driven option. If he put less thought into the story situation, then the thoughtlessness of his decisions might seem I dunno, less annoying.
Also, Bass... I just wanted to know... was there ANY work of Bendis' that you actually liked or at least found noteworthy in some positive regard? I'm just curious because as you probably figured by now, I have very complex issues with whether or not I like Bendis.
I hate Powers. There are some parts of it that are really likeable, but overall it's trash.Off the top of my head...
POWERS - Each arc works the same way: a crime is committed, it unravels into a larger story, Walker and Pilgrim get closer to solving the case - and then a superhero shows up and solves everything for them.
I pretty much liked Daredevil up until Murdock Papers.Bass said:DAREDEVIL - The series began with a simple arc told in a complex way about how the Kingpin is removed from his mob throne. Then it dovetails into Daredevil's secret identity being revealed. And then spirals even further, with incredible grace, to Daredevil becoming Kingpin and taking over Hell's Kitchen. Things get worse and worse, he ruins his marriage, alienates his friends, and is almost killed by rival gangsters. Daredevil is then told by his friend, Ben Urich, that he's having a nervous breakdown. And then, Daredevil solves all his problems and then the story regresses to it's second stage and for some reason, just has a different ending with Murdock being arrested, something that could've happened 30 issues ago.
This kind of reminds me of an argument Scott Kurtz once made about George Lucas, saying that the daughter of Gary Kurtz --- producer of ANH and ESB, no relation to Scott --- implied heavily that he was the last person willing to tell Lucas, "No." and he wasn't on Jedi.Bass said:ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN - Absolutely terrific reinvention of Spider-Man that felt really unique yet quintessentially 'Spider-Man', with brilliant reimaginings and well-thought out plots. Then, Green Goblin returned and Bendis did the mistake every Spider-Man writer has done: redo the death of Gwen Stacy scene, but not kill the girlfriend. Neutering that, the series stopped being fun and exhilerating, but rather whiny, boring, and false. Brilliant set-ups are pissed away with non-plots. Spidey's secret is discovered by Gwen who hates Spider-Man for killing her dad. She tries to shoot him, fails, runs away. She then comes back, before May becomes suspicious and is now LIVING with Peter who can't do ANYTHING without revealing his secret to May. Gwen then forgives Spidey, makes peace, and then is killed in the backyard. Spidey's hated by everyone and his only friend is a single detective in the NYPD. He doesn't know she's working for the Kingpin and he's being used to take out the Kingpin's competition. Then the Punisher shoots her and says, "Oh, she was dirty, didn't you know?" And so on.
To sum up - I think Bendis has done some brilliant comics, and I think he's capable of creating more brilliant comics. I think the reason I find him so dreadful now is because no one is editing this guy, and he does every title he can. No one seems to be saying, when a Bendis script comes past them, "Dude - this doesn't work". But then, maybe it does and I'm very much in the wrong.
Can't blame the logic in that.Bass said:GOLDFISH & JINX - I remember liking them and haven't read them in years because I'm worried I'll hate them.
Hmm, here I was thinking that Bendis needed a No-guy to say "Gwen Carnage? NO. Wolfman-MJ? NO. Magnetoctopus? Are you high?"Basically Bill Jemas was the last guy to put any amount of ambition and imagination in the USM books, and Bendis' role was to restrain it. The problem we're having is that the No-Guy is still around, but there's no Imagination Guy.
That's not imagination, that's psychosis.Hmm, here I was thinking that Bendis needed a No-guy to say "Gwen Carnage? NO. Wolfman-MJ? NO. Magnetoctopus? Are you high?"
I hate Powers. There are some parts of it that are really likeable, but overall it's trash.
The detectives do very little detective work at all and Bendis excuses this every time by showing how every problem is TOO superhuman for their small detective ways. This would be perfectly fine if Bendis DIDN'T call it a police procedural, but he DOES, so he's obligated to at least try.
Bendis should be showing how police procedure can be refit to bring down superhuman threat, but instead he cops out with the whole "Everything is bigger than us, this is way out of our league". Several arcs are filled with characters WHINING about how this is too BIG OMG DEATH RAYS AND BULLETPROOF SKIN!
Okay, to be fair, that IS a valid excuse for why cops can't deal with superhuman issues, but if that's the case, then you shouldn't design a series premise like Powers' in the first place, if that's the kind of attitude you're going to take for 30 issues before you start using monkey sex to fill an issue.
Simply put, the first three issues of Stormwatch: PHD show more imagination in creative low-budget superhuman takedown than all 40+ issues of Powers.
I pretty much liked Daredevil up until Murdock Papers.
I hated the fact that Bendis was *****footing the entire time before getting to where he really wanted to go. The goodbye note says that he wanted to put Matt in jail but he was too afraid, so he waited years and years until Brubaker came in before he did it.
It doesn't mean that everything he did is somehow lessened because of that (stupid "you have a problem Matt, and my telling you means that problem is solved" nonsense notwithstanding). But let's face it, the whole jail thing was something he should've had the balls to tackle all his own.
But that's not the first BIG IDEA that has been brought up and then thrown out like so much scrap paper. How about Foggy chews out Matt for messing up his own life (#32) and then changing his mind later and taking it all back? How about Agent Driver being killed for no good reason? How about a major trial versus Mr. Rosenthal, owner of the Daily Globe that would've been really interesting until the Kingpin ripped his head off?
Bendis? Wimp.
This kind of reminds me of an argument Scott Kurtz once made about George Lucas, saying that the daughter of Gary Kurtz --- producer of ANH and ESB, no relation to Scott --- implied heavily that he was the last person willing to tell Lucas, "No." and he wasn't on Jedi.
I believe somewhere between the cool USM and the lousy USM, Bill Jemas left Marvel. Remember that Jemas and Bendis co-wrote the first arc of USM, and I believe that he had his hands in everything up to at least the Venom arc.
Yes, I have a borderline irrational belief in that Bill Jemas is tied to everything GOOD at Marvel from 2000 onwards. Which isn't to say he's responsible for those things, but his mere presence makes possible.
This is the crazy guy who says, "Let's make the Goblin formula into some really CRAAAAZY Gatorade!!!" and Bendis says, "Uh, right." This is the guy who brought in the alien suit and says, "Let's make it into sentient daddy-spunk!" and Bendis says, "No."
Basically Bill Jemas was the last guy to put any amount of ambition and imagination in the USM books, and Bendis' role was to restrain it. The problem we're having is that the No-Guy is still around, but there's no Imagination Guy.
Can't blame the logic in that.
Hmm, here I was thinking that Bendis needed a No-guy to say "Gwen Carnage? NO. Wolfman-MJ? NO. Magnetoctopus? Are you high?"
I've hated just about EVERY idea that Jemas has ever come up with his own when it comes to stories and plotting, don't get me wrong.I dunno. And I don't know what Bill Jemas did to Marvel, I don't know if it was all him or the combination of him and Joe Q and the rest, I don't know - but when Jemas left, all the exhilaration Marvel had at the turn of the century just disappeared and has yet to come back.
Joe Kalicki is your enemy now, because he thinks Jemas ruined Marvel, but I agree with you, Jemas revitalized Marvel, then left all to quickly, for political reasons I hear.
Anyways, endings are difficult, and when someone writes in a comic book setting, where they seem to think stories never need an ending, it gets even worse to do. For a comparison, look at your own ending to the UCFF issues you wrote. It took nine months, and I'm sure lots of time and effort on your part to get it the way you want. In Blairwood, I'm heading towards the ending now, and I'm facing the same issues on how to end it. I want to wrap things up, but not too quickly, but also in the same vein, I don't want to wrap everything up in the last five minutes like comics do these days.
I've hated just about EVERY idea that Jemas has ever come up with his own when it comes to stories and plotting, don't get me wrong.
His Namor title on Tsunami sucked, his support of Ron Zimmerman on Marville (and other books) was inane.
And therefore I agree with you. I absolutely do NOT believe that Jemas was DIRECTLY responsible for making Marvel Comics good, but the moment he disappeared was the moment Joe Quesada decided to go back to the 90s, which incidentally happens to be the era that Quesada made his name as an artist.
Removing Jemas destroyed that alchemical perfection.
The whole nonsense I wrote about Mr Imagination, that's just thinking out loud poofery.