Iceshadow
Well-Known Member
Oh god.
Itachi gave Naruto power as well.
GAY!
Super GAY!
Oh god.
Itachi gave Naruto power as well.
GAY!
I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix please deliver some...
McCheese's Weekly Jump Manga Review
Bleach - The story of the past continues. Aizen gloats for like 15 pages. Tosen chops the wee little lieutenant which triggers Shinji's transformation. Aizen gloats some more, but is interrupted by the arrival of Tessai and Kisuke.
3/5 Self-satisfied Megalomaniacs
Hiatus Report: This was all about revealing the secret past. Mayuri was creepy, Gin was creepier, people disappeared, Aizen made his move, and almost half the high seated officers in the Gotei 13 were turned into Vizards. We've seen all the Captains of this time besides squad 11's. It's most likely Ichigo's dad.
3.5/5 Is There Anyone Who Hasn't Been a Captains
Naruto - Naruto ate crow. It may or may not have given him new powers. Sasuke miraculously remembers that Itachi was crying the night he massacred the clan. I call bull****. For more on my outrage read my hiatus report.
2/5 Crybaby Murderers
Hiatus Report: They posthumously redeemed Itachi. Which sucked. He was an awesome villain and he's a lame hero. Sasuke got new eyes, Snake became Hawk, and Hawk is out to get Konoha.
1.5/5 Sasuke Is More Emo Than Ever Befores
One Piece - The slave show continues. A pirate kills himself rather than become a slave. Then the Mugiwara's fail to buy Caimie back. The Tenryuubito that Zoro nearly killed outbids them badly. Captain Kidd gets bored and attempts to leave. He is interrupted by Luffy, Zoro, and a flying fish rider crashing through the walls. Luffy makes a scene and goes to rescue Caimie. Hachi tries to stop him and gets shot for his trouble. He apologizes to Luffy and Nami while he bleeds out on the steps. Luffy hits the Tenryuubito. Hard. There will most certainly be consequences for this.
4.5/5 Apologetic Cephalopods
Hiatus Report: We met the rookie captains on the island, Caimie got kidnapped, Ace is going to be executed, everyone expects Whitebeard to respond to said execution rather poorly, the coating expert was revealed to be Gold Roger's first mate, and Luffy was explicitly warned that harming a Tenryuubito would result in an Admiral being sent to whoop his Monkey ***. There are a lot of plot lines converging right now and it's going to be ****ing awesome when it all goes down.
4.5/5 The Rookies Teaming Up Against The Marines Is Going To Rock Our Socks Offs
Oh god. I hadn't even thought of the fangirl response to this. Fanfics and lame AMVs will rule the day. Hurry, we must find shelter.I bet you get more out of Naruto if you read the last couple of chapters while listening to Evanescence. Wake me up indeed.
One Piece is almost always excellent. If American comics could be this good for this long the industry would be much healthier right now.Ahh, One Piece your consistently good plot lines, while sometimes formulaic, always keep my interest. My money's on Luffy's Grandpa being the admiral sent after him.
I know, right!?But I didn't even envision the rookies teaming up against the marines, and now that I have.....I wet my pants in excitement.
Oh god. I hadn't even thought of the fangirl response to this. Fanfics and lame AMVs will rule the day. Hurry, we must find shelter.
One Piece is almost always excellent. If American comics could be this good for this long the industry would be much healthier right now.
:lol:I have a shelter that can withstand 30 pounds of eyeshadow, 20 bottles of black hair dye, and 50 razor blades. No more, no less.
I'll be getting that in about an hour.I just got Fables vol. 10 today, I'm excited.
...and Kisame reappears helping out hawk and Madara...with no explanation and none of the Kisame/Suigetsu fight shown. LAME.
...and Kisame reappears helping out hawk and Madara...with no explanation and none of the Kisame/Suigetsu fight shown. LAME.
well, he's been working with Tobi, so it's really not that big of a stretch for him to reach out to hawksince technically they're all in the same organization now. And it has to be painfully obvious by now that Kisame is the 8 tails jinchuriki. It just seems like setup for HAWK to take him down.
I'm going to take a stab at a Manga review.
Rosario Vampire
Read this on reccomendation from a friend. Basically, it's magical girlfriend combinded with the "vampires are people too" that I hate so much because I feel it's overdone.
Plot: Regular everydude goes to a school for monsters through a mistake and ends up boyfriend to a vampire chick who keeps her undesirable vampire qualities in check with a rosary. Everydude keeps getting attacked by crazy students and faculty and vampire chick saves him by taking off the rosary.
It sucks for various reasons. New girls show up that don't really have much personality beyond wanting to get in his pants. The plots are predictable. And old villains show up as friends for no apparent reason.
The only thing I genuinely liked about it was that his realationship with a vampire has actual consequences--she love bites him one too many times and he winds up a ghoul.
It still sucks, though.
Hornin' in on my territory, eh?I'm going to take a stab at a Manga review.
Rosario Vampire
Read this on reccomendation from a friend. Basically, it's magical girlfriend combinded with the "vampires are people too" that I hate so much because I feel it's overdone.
Plot: Regular everydude goes to a school for monsters through a mistake and ends up boyfriend to a vampire chick who keeps her undesirable vampire qualities in check with a rosary. Everydude keeps getting attacked by crazy students and faculty and vampire chick saves him by taking off the rosary.
It sucks for various reasons. New girls show up that don't really have much personality beyond wanting to get in his pants. The plots are predictable. And old villains show up as friends for no apparent reason.
The only thing I genuinely liked about it was that his realationship with a vampire has actual consequences--she love bites him one too many times and he winds up a ghoul.
It still sucks, though.
Don't think I've forgotten your knockoff brand manga reviews. Don't cross me, Iceshadow.Whew, that was close.
You did good for a first timer, you should also review something you like. Also, I mostly agree with you about Rosario Vampire.
Hornin' in on my territory, eh?
I oughta crush you under my boot heel like the NFL crushed the XFL, but I agree with the review so I'll let this outrage slide. For now...