Planet-man
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E.Vi.L. said:I'd say 2/5. With so many 5 stars, I figured I might as well. What are you guys gonna rate a really great movie if this is a 5 star for you?
What I like : The details around the story. Many of the secondary characters were great. Lex Luthor was very entertaining. The piano scene for example, from the bad guy playing with the kid to him getting killed by the piano, was very good cinema. There was plenty of such small moments that made the movie reasonably entertaining for me.
What was Okay : Routh as Superman wasn't too bad. But he lacked charisma. That was hard, anyway. Superman hardly talks and when he does he has nothing interesting to say. You'd need an actor of great intensity and screen presence to compensate. Routh doesn't manage it but at least he does an honest job.
Kate Bosworth also did an okay job. Well, she looks way too young to be Lois Lane +5 years. And her interaction with Superman made me think Superman didn't show up for one date instead of disappearing for 5 years without even saying goodbye. But she was okay.
The kid was good.
What was Bad : Other have said it, I'll say it too ; we saw that Superman story before. At times it felt as much like a remake as it felt like a continuation.
Very little tension. Most of the action scenes were as exciting as watching me step on an ant. Weee. Superman is omnipotent as long as we don't Deus Ex Machina Kryptonite into the scene. I get it. Move on to a scene with Lex or Jimmy Olsen please. In Superman II he is fighting 3 other Kryptonian and there can be doubt that Superman can win this fight. That's what is needed to make an action sequence relevant : a physical challenge that is, well, a challenge. Superman never has that in this movie. He is omnipotent, then weak as a kitten, then omnipotent again. I don't see how someone could have been on the edge of his seat at any point in this movie.
Too heavy handed with the Jesus metaphor. We get it, really. We're not stupid. The imagery can be used a little more sparingly and the ensemble would look a little less pretentious.
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Various gripes :
Does Lois Lane have superpowers? She seemed tougher to kill than Wolverine. She gets tossed around like a rag doll in the plane and walks away unhurt. She get her head slammed into a bronze statue by a big goons and doesn't even black out. In the boat scene where she is trying to escape she gets a heavy door brutally slammed directly on her head and she doesn't... well... die.
Oh, and she dives to pick up Superman, a 220 pound man, who was by then at over 10 meter of depth, and drag him to the surface. A feat that would have been hard enough for her fit looking fiancee. But for a 110 pound woman... Who smokes... You know, I think the grrl power movement should back off a little from action movies. Just a little.
You remember the way Superman deposed the plane in the stadium? That would have killed or seriously injured the people sitted near the tail of the plane. Seriously.
Speaking of the plane... Superman can fly near the speed of light, right? It's mentionned by a reporter explaining how he can be almost anywhere on the planet at will. And he can lift an island into space. So... When it looked like he could barely go faster than the falling plane, and when it looked like he was straining to tear the wing and then to stop the fall of the plane... That was for the viewer's sake, right? He could have instantly moved in front of the plane and didn't need to grimace while pushing against the nose of the plane. That was a mere fraction of his speed and strenght. He just did it to give us a show. Good boy.
Superman lost his powers moments after landing on the island. And there wasn't a lot kryptinite to be seen. But when it comes to lifting the island, that's okay. He kept his powers long enough to launch the island into space. Even with kryponite almost poking through his eye. Basically, even Kryptonite can't stop him if it allows him to pull a spectacular stunt and save the day. Good boy.
You suh, have nailed it! Good show old man, good show.:rockon:
And this is a minor gripe of my own but you've got to wonder just how many people or buildings were crushed when he carelessly tossed away the airplane wing after tearing it off.
Edit: Oh...wait, by "nailed it", I meant except for the Lex Luthor being entertaining thing. I was just constantly annnoyed by his presense. Campy Luthor sucks, no matter how evil his plan is in the long run.
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