Stick It Dilemma.....A Mock Thread.....But Not Really

[E]

*rapes and pillages TGO*

 

[thee great one]

You all are fools.

I am and will always be an original viking. When you guys least suspect it. I'll go all Kingdom Come on your asses.


And I'll piss in your soup.

 

[jtg3885]

Problem: I actually like Bring It On......I won't watch it again unless forced to....but nonetheless I still found it entertaining.

But I hate the fact that I like this movie marketed towards 15 year old girls and the idea of giving it money doesn't sit well with me.

This wasn't as much of a concern before, but now I'm older and the wife doesn't want to see it....so how am I gonna look going to the theater asking for 1 ticket to see this? Embarassment is sure to be abound.

What should I do?

:mrgreen:

Meet a bunch of teenage girls on MySpace and treat them all?

 

[E.Vi.L.]

Meet a bunch of teenage girls on MySpace and treat them all?

If you do that, you should go see Hard candy instead.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Victor Von Doom

I, Ice, hereby officially claim you and your fellow brethren "The Interweb Vikings II: The Badassening".

Signed on this day, April the 29th of the year 2006.

STAMP OF APPROVAL

It's official!!!! Let the Reign of the Interweb Vikings commence!!!! :twisted:

Across the Oceans vast and blue,
Comes a rough and rowdy crew.
Feel your heart as it fills with fear,
A thrashin' guitar solo is ALL YOU HEAR!

THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Ya know that we are
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Here comes
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!

The ship hits shore,
Cuz we're ready to score,
And you look just about riiiigghht!

We'll chop off yo' head,
And then we'll sleep in yo' bed,
And have sex with yo' wiiiffee!

Don't try to resist,
Don't try to fight back.
We're packin' big *** swords
And we're ready to ATTACK!

THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Tremble before
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Bow before
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Cuz we are
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!

Abandon all goods,
We're in the neighborhood,
And you just wet your paaannntts!

We're takin' all your stuff,
Because we're mean and tough,
Our presence you can't staaannndd!

Give us yo' jewels!
Give us yo' gold!
We'll add it to the heap,
Of **** we stole!

THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Takin' all your stuff!
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Breakin' in your house!
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Cuz we are
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!

V is for Vile!
I is for Irritate!
K is for Killin'!
I is for Irate!

N is for Never!
G is for Gonna!
S is Surrender!
To you MOTHER****ERS!

*90 second guitar solo*

Say it with me now:
VIKING! VIKING!
WE ARE THE VIKINGS!
VIKING! VIKING!
WE ARE THE VIKINGS!
VIKING! VIKING!
THE INTERWEB VIKINGS!!!

THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Ooo-ooo yeah!
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Don't even try to stop
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
You can't escape from
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGS!
Watch us pillage!
THE INTERWEB VIKIIINNNGGGSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like the Nextwave theme......only better!!!!

Oh yeah...I almost forgot.....NEXTWAVE!!!!

But you aren't a Viking anymore.

*rapes and pillages TGO*

Excellent......leave no UC member unpillaged and unraped!!!!

Wait......scratch that last one....

You all are fools.

I am and will always be an original viking. When you guys least suspect it. I'll go all Kingdom Come on your asses.


And I'll piss in your soup.

Sorry hombre.....you've been h@XX0r3d!!!!!11!1!!!1lol!!1

Viva El Vikings!!!!!

 

[slimjim]

Pirates and ninjas>>>>>>Vikings

 

[Planet-man]

Moony.....holy ****.

I think you just pillaged E's year supply of POTDs.

 

[Random]

Pirates and ninjas>>>>>>Vikings

And what beats all of them? Pirate-ninjas.


FACT

 

[Victor Von Doom]

FACT

Indeed. But in my defense---ninja pirates are better than anything so it's kinda like saying filet mignon is better than beef jerky.

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

I have the ultimate fighter by my side, you will do nothing against me.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Vic, I think this goes to far.

We have yet to really insult anyone.

Whom shall be a first victim?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Whom shall be a first victim?

Ultimate Quicksilver.......for trying too hard on a joke.

It's total lameness.

I know you wanted to be like totally funny and stuff......but it wasn't. But don't go away sad. Here's some retards who did find your joke funny.

ATTACK VIKINGS!!!! :lol:

 

[slimjim]

for trying too hard on a joke.

The Pot calling the kettle black :wink:

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

Oh I TOTALLY GET IT!!! YOUR PICTURES ARE FUNNY 'CAUSE THERE'S WORDS IN IT!!11!ONE!!!
Saying that i must add, Slimjim is quite right... =/

Vic, too bad for ya I can fight back, better hold the vikings there.

 

[Ice]

The Pot calling the kettle black :wink:

Who's calling you black now?!

 

[moonmaster]

Intro:
Gather 'round and I'll spin you a tale,
Of the day that the Vikings did set sail.
They were sent from the fiery pits of hell,
Where they danced with the demons and Devil as well!

*heavy guitar picks up*

One horrible day, the Devil deciiiiided,
That the world shall be filled, filled with dreeeead!
And so he stood there, full of angeeerrr,
And with a snarl, this is what he SAID!:

"BEHOLD!
MY UNHOLY CREATIONS!
THEY ARE THE VIKINGS!
THE VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!

BEHOLD WITH HORROR,
THEIR VIOLENT WAYS!
AND ALWAYS FEAR,
MY VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!"

And so the Devil, produced his Chaliiiiice,
And dipped it into, the Oceans of Heeeelll!
He took a drink, of red hot laaaava!
And he did ring, the Terrible Beeeelll!

While that Bell tolled, towards the Heavaaans,
He let the heat, flow through his veeeins!,
And when he felt it, he knew it was tiiiime,
To unleash, his terrible paaain!

"BEHOLD!
MY UNHOLY CREATIONS!
THEY ARE THE VIKINGS!
THE VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!

BEHOLD WITH HORROR,
THEIR VIOLENT WAYS!
AND ALWAYS FEAR,
MY VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!"

He squatted down, and from his boooowels,
Came the creatures, borne from the flaaaames!,
A force of destruction, evil and viiiiile!
The excriment of Satan, gone insaaane!

And in their minds, a furnace did roooar,
Granting them, unending liiiiife!,
And with this life, they forever vooowwed,
To fill the World, with War and Stryyyfe!

"BEHOLD!
MY UNHOLY CREATIONS!
THEY ARE THE VIKINGS!
THE VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!

BEHOLD WITH HORROR,
THEIR VIOLENT WAYS!
AND ALWAYS FEAR,
MY VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!"

To this very day, they sail the seeeaas,
Consumed by hunger, A hunger for haaaate!,
And when you meet them, do not try to ruuuun!
Just let them kill you, It is your faaaate!

"BEHOLD!
MY UNHOLY CREATIONS!
THEY ARE THE VIKINGS!
THE VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!

BEHOLD WITH HORROR,
THEIR VIOLENT WAYS!
AND ALWAYS FEAR,
MY VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!

I SAID:

BEHOLD!
MY UNHOLY CREATIONS!
THEY ARE THE VIKINGS!
THE VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!

BEHOLD WITH HORROR,
THEIR VIOLENT WAYS!
AND ALWAYS FEAR,
MY VIKINGS OF DEATH!!!"

*guitar winds down*

Gather 'round and I'll spin you a tale,
Of the day that the Vikings did set sail.
They were sent from the fiery pits of hell,
Where they danced with the demons and Devil as weeeeelllllllll!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

So................yeah...................I finally saw this.






I'll be damned if it wasn't at least entertaining. Seriously...only 3 types of people will like this:

1. if you liked "Bring It On"
2. if you are a 14-15 year old girl
3. pervs

Obviously I am neither a perv or a teenage girl........but I plead the fifth.











Shut up........

 

[compound]

Well, I know what's defintiely going to be added to the Museum this time next year...

 

[ProjectX2]

You should have gone to Mission Impossible. At least it had explosions.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I already saw that last night. As a matter of fact you were the first person to reply to what I saw.

Take that!


Fact is---I'm a movie buff and will see anything just to say I saw it (Please hold all gay porn jokes. :neutral: ). Hell...I get bored enough I'll go see Hoot.