Across the Oceans vast and blue,
Comes a rough and rowdy crew.
Feel your heart as it fills with fear,
A thrashin' guitar solo is ALL YOU HEAR!
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Ya know that we are
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Here comes
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The ship hits shore,
Cuz we're ready to score,
And you look just about riiiigghht!
We'll chop off yo' head,
And then we'll sleep in yo' bed,
And have sex with yo' wiiiffee!
Don't try to resist,
Don't try to fight back.
We're packin' big *** swords
And we're ready to ATTACK!
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Tremble before
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Bow before
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Cuz we are
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Abandon all goods,
We're in the neighborhood,
And you just wet your paaannntts!
We're takin' all your stuff,
Because we're mean and tough,
Our presence you can't staaannndd!
Give us yo' jewels!
Give us yo' gold!
We'll add it to the heap,
Of **** we stole!
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Takin' all your stuff!
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Breakin' in your house!
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Cuz we are
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V is for Vile!
I is for Irritate!
K is for Killin'!
I is for Irate!
N is for Never!
G is for Gonna!
S is Surrender!
To you MOTHER****ERS!
*90 second guitar solo*
Say it with me now:
VIKING! VIKING!
WE ARE THE VIKINGS!
VIKING! VIKING!
WE ARE THE VIKINGS!
VIKING! VIKING!
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Ooo-ooo yeah!
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Don't even try to stop
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You can't escape from
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Watch us pillage!
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