State A Fact!

I lost it in 1985, you whippersnappers.

:shock:

OH, GOD. Does that mean....
 
Hitler was a vegetarian

Jupiter and Saturn do not have solid cores

The Marinas Trench is twice as deep as Mt Everest is tall
 
10-19-2005 ...... Doom joins the UC.
10-19-2005 ...... your lives are forever enrichened forever.


Think about it.....
 
January 11, 1986 - Hibiki is born!


April 26, 1986 - Chernobyl blows up.


You be the judge.

January 24, 1986 - The Voyager 2 space probe makes its first encounter with Uranus. (lol @ ur anus)

January 26, 1986 - The Chicago Bears win Super Bowl XX. (and to my knowledge the only time)

January 28, 1986 - STS-51-L: Space Shuttle Challenger disintegrates 73 seconds after launch, killing the crew of 7 astronauts including schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe (this explains why i hate teachers)

February 7, 1986 - President Jean-Claude Duvalier ("Baby Doc") flees Haiti, ending 28 years of family rule. (changed name to van damme?)

April 14, 1986 - Hailstones weighing 2.2 lb (880 g) fall on the Gopalganj district of Bangladesh, killing 92. (hurricane hibiki?)

August 19, 1986 - Two weeks after it was stolen, the Picasso painting Weeping Woman is found in a locker at the Spencer Street Station in Melbourne, Australia. (too broke for a lock)

August 31, 1986 - Aeroméxico Flight 498, a Douglas DC-9, collides with a Piper PA-28 over Cerritos, California, killing 67 on both aircraft and 15 on the ground. (only survivor parachutes to safety. no questions are asked)

October 10, 1986 - An earthquake measuring 7.5 on the Richter Scale strikes San Salvador, El Salvador, killing an estimated 1,500 people. (hibiki has family there...half el salvadorian/colombian)

October 22 - In New York City WNBC Radio's traffic helicopter crashes into the Hudson River killing traffic reporter Jane Dornacker. The last words heard on-the-air were Dornacker's screams of terror "Hit The Water!, Hit The Water!, Hit The Water!". (worst.advice.ever hibiki born in NYC)

Deaths of the year hibiki was born:

January 24 - L. Ron Hubbard, American writer and founder of Scientology (your welcome)
* nobel prize winners also died that year. They couldn't comprehend my magnitude awesome...titude? waht does it matter, I'm too awesome you the *****es...you *****es, you *****es!


September 8th, 1986 - Bass discovered. Scientists baffled! (That's how i killed hubbard)
 
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