HowlidayInn (5:49:38 PM): Hey, you want to know something amazing?
KungFu Maxwell (5:49:41 PM): Hm?
HowlidayInn (5:49:42 PM): It will shock you.
HowlidayInn (5:49:45 PM): You probably won't believe me.
KungFu Maxwell (5:49:49 PM): Tell me anyway.
HowlidayInn (5:49:57 PM): Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is actually pretty good.
HowlidayInn (5:50:01 PM): I mean, it's not great
HowlidayInn (5:50:06 PM): But it's actually fun to watch
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:06 PM): What?
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:07 PM): No.
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:10 PM): I don't believe you.
HowlidayInn (5:50:14 PM): Not even like "This is so cheesy and ****ty! Ha ha!"
HowlidayInn (5:50:19 PM): But, like, actual good lines.
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:32 PM): What?
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:33 PM): No.
HowlidayInn (5:50:34 PM): First of all, they completely blast T3 out of continuity.
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:36 PM): Bull****.
KungFu Maxwell (5:50:41 PM): I don't believe this.
HowlidayInn (5:50:43 PM): Second of all
HowlidayInn (5:50:48 PM): Sarah Connor... actually does things.
HowlidayInn (5:50:50 PM): I'm not kidding.
HowlidayInn (5:50:54 PM): She doesn't whine and bull**** and moan.
HowlidayInn (5:50:56 PM): She shoots things.
KungFu Maxwell (5:51:00 PM): Meh.
KungFu Maxwell (5:51:04 PM): I refuse to believe this.
HowlidayInn (5:51:10 PM): Well, she does...
HowlidayInn (5:51:12 PM): But only in monologues
HowlidayInn (5:51:18 PM): While shooting Terminators
HowlidayInn (5:51:21 PM): And procuring fake IDs
KungFu Maxwell (5:51:23 PM): Uh huh
KungFu Maxwell (5:51:32 PM): I don't believe this.
HowlidayInn (5:51:43 PM): And they actually remember that the River Terminator is a robot.
KungFu Maxwell (5:51:44 PM): My mind can't comprehend this right now.
HowlidayInn (5:52:06 PM): There's this one scene where they're in an apartment with an evil Terminator outside and she got electrocuted and needs time to reboot
HowlidayInn (5:52:13 PM): So John is starting to haul her out to the fire escape
HowlidayInn (5:52:25 PM): And Sarah stops hiim
HowlidayInn (5:52:27 PM): And throws her out the window
KungFu Maxwell (5:52:34 PM): Lies.
HowlidayInn (5:52:36 PM): Also, in this one scene
HowlidayInn (5:52:38 PM): Sarah gets on a motorcycle
KungFu Maxwell (5:52:40 PM): You are making this up.
HowlidayInn (5:52:45 PM): And drives it towards a Terminator
HowlidayInn (5:53:00 PM): And jumps off like thirty feet away from him after sharply turning the motorcycle
KungFu Maxwell (5:53:08 PM): No.
KungFu Maxwell (5:53:09 PM): No.
KungFu Maxwell (5:53:10 PM): No.
HowlidayInn (5:53:13 PM): So it hits him in the legs in a shower of sparks and shrapnel.
KungFu Maxwell (5:53:14 PM): I don't believe you.
KungFu Maxwell (5:53:17 PM): It's ****ty.
HowlidayInn (5:53:21 PM): Also, in this one scene, there's a naked Terminator
HowlidayInn (5:53:24 PM): No flesh, just metal
HowlidayInn (5:53:29 PM): And its body is separated from its head
HowlidayInn (5:53:36 PM): And the body is in a junkyard with this guy
HowlidayInn (5:53:45 PM): And the last thing we see is it stepping ominously towards him
HowlidayInn (5:53:47 PM): And in the next scene
HowlidayInn (5:54:11 PM): This guy dressed from head to toe with a motorcycle helmet on appears in the home of the man who has the head (he bought it on eBay or something)
HowlidayInn (5:54:18 PM): And I'm like "Oh, empty helmet"
HowlidayInn (5:54:19 PM): But it turns out
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:24 PM): Well
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:27 PM): In the OC...
HowlidayInn (5:54:27 PM): The Terminator ripped the junkyard guy's head off
HowlidayInn (5:54:31 PM): And stuck it on his body.
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:37 PM): Ryan and Marissa are totally about to hook up.
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:39 PM): I could tell.
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:43 PM): From the look she was giving him.
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:51 PM): God, what a ****ing slut, right?
HowlidayInn (5:54:55 PM): Whore.
KungFu Maxwell (5:54:57 PM): She's going to break Derek's heart.
HowlidayInn (5:55:27 PM): I hope he smashes her face through a glass windshield
HowlidayInn (5:55:31 PM): And then slits his wrists with the shards
HowlidayInn (5:55:32 PM): Also...
HowlidayInn (5:55:40 PM): In the scene where River Terminator has infiltrated John's school...
HowlidayInn (5:55:45 PM): He talks to her...
HowlidayInn (5:55:58 PM): And I swear to God, it sounds almost exactly like someone talking to one of those AIM artificial intelligences.
HowlidayInn (5:56:02 PM): You know, those chat bots?
HowlidayInn (5:56:14 PM): But at the same time, he didn't seem like a total dip**** for not figuring out what she was.
HowlidayInn (5:56:22 PM): Oh, and when she turned out to be a robot
HowlidayInn (5:56:25 PM): John was like "Whatever."
HowlidayInn (5:56:31 PM): And then they had a car chase.
HowlidayInn (5:56:35 PM): No angst
HowlidayInn (5:56:37 PM): No *****ing
HowlidayInn (5:56:41 PM): No "This can't be happening!"
HowlidayInn (5:56:53 PM): Just car chase, gunfight, Terminator with exposed metal under torn-up flesh...
KungFu Maxwell (5:56:53 PM): Well
KungFu Maxwell (5:56:56 PM): In the OC...
HowlidayInn (5:57:02 PM): No matter how many times they show a Terminator with one red eye and a shredded scalp
KungFu Maxwell (5:57:02 PM): Ryan and Derek were bonding and ****.
KungFu Maxwell (5:57:04 PM): On his boat.
HowlidayInn (5:57:06 PM): It never stops looking cool.
KungFu Maxwell (5:57:17 PM): And now Ryan is stabbing him in the back.
KungFu Maxwell (5:57:21 PM): And it's depressing me.
HowlidayInn (5:57:52 PM): And in this one scene, they took five minutes to explain to this guy the premise of the series
HowlidayInn (5:58:01 PM): And the exposition was so beautifully worked in, it moved me to tears.
HowlidayInn (5:58:19 PM): Because it was all in the context of an FBI guy explaining to him Sarah's psychotic ramblings in the asylum she was in in the second movie.
HowlidayInn (5:58:28 PM): And then it cut to Sarah being awesome.
HowlidayInn (5:58:38 PM): I think it was the scene where she sends John off to get first aid for her gunshot wound
HowlidayInn (5:58:51 PM): And then she turns to River Terminator and is like, "Stitch it up before he gets back."
HowlidayInn (5:59:49 PM): Seriously
HowlidayInn (5:59:54 PM): It's... actually...
HowlidayInn (5:59:57 PM): Dare I say it...
HowlidayInn (5:59:59 PM): Quality television.
Sometimes, I like those dip**** teenagers who never think things through, can't lie for crap, create drama everywhere they go, and go through denial and try to leave whatever conflict they've been plunged into every other episode.
But for once, it's nice to have an adult protagonist. Someone who thinks on her feet. A hardened soldier rather than someone new to the story's conflict. A brilliant liar and experienced tactician. It's nice to watch a scene and go "Oh, that's clever!" instead of yelling "YOU ****ING NIMROD."
Sarah Connor is one of a kind. I want her to stay on my TV for a very, very long time.