Pet-Peeve Thread 4: More peeve than you can handle.

Iceshadow said:
Every time I see the new VW commercials (where it's like the late night talk show) I kick puppies.
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On the subject of peeves, this is another one. "Epic Movie makes me want to kick puppies; The Simple Life makes me want to choke babies. etc."

Bleh. Epic Movie makes me want to kick the makers of Epic Movie! The Simple Life makes me want to choke Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie(even more than usual)! Where do puppies and babies come into this? If anything those things make me want to hold onto puppies and kittens and babies desperately to remind me that good still exists!:crazy:
 
Planet-man said:
On the subject of peeves, this is another one. "Epic Movie makes me want to kick puppies; The Simple Life makes me want to choke babies. etc."

Bleh. Epic Movie makes me want to kick the makers of Epic Movie! The Simple Life makes me want to choke Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie(even more than usual)! Where do puppies and babies come into this? If anything those things make me want to hold onto puppies and kittens and babies desperately to remind me that good still exists!:crazy:
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Sue me I live near a pound.

If I lived in Hollywood I would crash my car in to Paris Hilton, then sue her for endangering my life. It's bulletproof.
 
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Planet-man said:
On the subject of peeves, this is another one. "Epic Movie makes me want to kick puppies; The Simple Life makes me want to choke babies. etc."

Bleh. Epic Movie makes me want to kick the makers of Epic Movie! The Simple Life makes me want to choke Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie(even more than usual)! Where do puppies and babies come into this? If anything those things make me want to hold onto puppies and kittens and babies desperately to remind me that good still exists!:crazy:
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That is so months and months ago. Make that years and years ago. I mean, The Simple Life? Really?

My pet peeve is that Archie Bunker is so racist! Seriously dude! Why so racist?
 
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Zombipanda said:
That is so months and months ago. Make that years and years ago. I mean, The Simple Life? Really?

My pet peeve is that Archie Bunker is so racist! Seriously dude! Why so racist?
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and when is Al Bundy going to get that promotion to manager of that shoe store?

i mean seriously
 
moonmaster said:
It's not those kind, it's the pretentious bull**** commercials that every car company puts out.

*sexy model drives ****ty sedan through city at night*

"What happens...when a car...is more than a car?"

What the **** does that even mean? You're selling a ****ing car, not a Philosophy class for retards.

I understand that a car is a big purchase and it's not the same thing as selling someone a jar of pickles, but apparently they expect their customer base to consist almost exclusively of douchebags.

A word to all car advertisers:

- Your car is not a force of nature comparable to some kind of animal or weather system. It's a stupid ****ing car.

- Your car is not a milestone in the history of human invention, sure to be chronicled in the annals of history alongside the wheel and the bendy straw. It's a stupid ****ing car.

- Your car does not present some complex philosophical quandary that great minds mus ponder. As far as the records show, Socrates never once pondered deeply whether the Honda Accord proved that you can in fact marry the worlds of craftsmanship and luxury. It's not deep, it's just a stupid ****ing car.

That's basically my problem with car ads.

The sheer douchebag-ness nauseates me.
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That chick is really hot though.
 
People getting on the Luas (our local tram/metro-train/monorail, whatever you want to call it) at the second last stop before the end of the track (the city centre). It's just lazy and a waste of money. I'm not even talking about rickety old ladies or paraplegics. I'm talking about fully healthy 25-45 year olds. It's a five-minute walk, you fatass.

Also, the next person who tells me they hope they don't 'do really badly' in an exam with 'really badly' meaning anything less than an A+ is getting *****-slapped.
 
My cinema sells hotdogs , cool right? Here is my peeve. Places that sell hotdogs and have NO onions to put on them. Hotdogs should have onions , ketchup and mustard on them. It should be a law.

Seriously it is immoral to sell hotdogs with out and not have the onion option. Needless to say in the suggestion box I left a letter demanding onions for hotdogs.
 
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