Avengers New Avengers meet the Transformers??

Reading through all the Bendis dialogue posts, I'd just like to say that I love you guys. Seriously, you all rock.

Who's drawing this? I suggest Greg Land and Rob Liefield draw it together, switching every panel. The resultant black hole of suck could tear a hole in reality into a universe with Talented Bendis, who has a mullet.
 
TwilightEL said:
Reading through all the Bendis dialogue posts, I'd just like to say that I love you guys. Seriously, you all rock.

Who's drawing this? I suggest Greg Land and Rob Liefield draw it together, switching every panel. The resultant black hole of suck could tear a hole in reality into a universe with Talented Bendis, who has a mullet.
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I like this idea, I've always wanted to see Soundwave doing a mid air reverse cowgirl position.
 
I honestly thought this was a joke until I saw it online for the Cup o' Joe panel.

This is going to be hilarious.
 
This has become the greatest thread EVAR.
 
I have searched high and low for a picture of Optimus Prime squinting and have turned up nothing.

And yet, I fully expect it as soon as this crossover happens.
 
Maybe we will have civil war 2. Will the autobots and decepticon's register at the dmv?
 
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The thing I find funniest is that the Transformers transform into vehicles.

And the Avengers have no need for vehicles.

I mean, seriously, the Transformers are hot **** when compared to Spike, GI Joe, or a guy in a wheelchair. They're 60-foot tall and can turn into trucks and porsches and jets.

Turning into a truck is kinda ****ing mundane compared to a guy who can atomise the sun with the giant "S" on his chest.

Seriously - when the people on your team have healing factors, spider-senses, and bullet-proof skin - having guns on your hands or turning into a ****ing boom box is pretty ****ing dull, no matter how tall you are.

Transformers, in the Marvel universe, are transforming Sentinels. Cyclops can ****ing take them.

Stupid superheroes.
 
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Bass said:
The thing I find funniest is that the Transformers transform into vehicles.

And the Avengers have no need for vehicles.

I mean, seriously, the Transformers are hot **** when compared to Spike, GI Joe, or a guy in a wheelchair. They're 60-foot tall and can turn into trucks and porsches and jets.

Turning into a truck is kinda ****ing mundane compared to a guy who can atomise the sun with the giant "S" on his chest.

Seriously - when the people on your team have healing factors, spider-senses, and bullet-proof skin - having guns on your hands or turning into a ****ing boom box is pretty ****ing dull, no matter how tall you are.

Transformers, in the Marvel universe, are transforming Sentinels. Cyclops can ****ing take them.

Stupid superheroes.
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I nominate this post of the year.

Why do people insist on making Transformers sound like a better franchise than it really is?
 
ourchair said:
I nominate this post of the year.

Why do people insist on making Transformers sound like a better franchise than it really is?
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...It is a great franchise, but you can't mix it up with something totally different like New Avengers, it can't go right. They are giant robots, as Bass said, even cyclops could take them.
 
Random said:
Actually Spidey did appear in a Transformers comic
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I still have that comic. IT was right after Secret Wars, and he was in the symbiote.

Random said:
Oh man Houde predicted something like this...
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I laugh for ten minutes when I first read this because of what I wrote in Ultimate Flash the cartoon.

I can't wait for that to come out.

Victor Von Doom said:
You do not diss the SOUNDWAVE!!! :lol:
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SOUNDWAVE!!!!!

You guys forgot the best Bendis scene ever...

OPTIMUS: So, we ready to roll out?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ....
SPIDEY: ....
WOLVERINE: ....
Spider Woman: ....
Shockwave: ....
Jetfire: ...
Megatron: OY VEY!
 
Oh man I just found this promotional pic of Soundwave!!!



soundwaveoyvey.jpg
 
ourchair said:
I nominate this post of the year.

Why do people insist on making Transformers sound like a better franchise than it really is?
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becuase it's transformers. Robots in disguise.


not ourchair, pedo disguised as a bush who will maim you with a slapjack the minute you turn away.
 
ourchair said:
I nominate this post of the year.

Why do people insist on making Transformers sound like a better franchise than it really is?
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Dude - the Transformers rock. They are hot ****. They're main feature is their super huge cool looking robots that transform. This ability is cool, but when compared to the New Avengers it kinda sucks.

But that's like saying the Terminator is **** because they did a Terminator/Star Wars crossover. The Terminator will always rock, except when he fights a guy who thinks of robots as comic relief.

They're **** in this because the cool aspect of the franchise isn't applicable.

I love Transformers more than I love superheroes. ;____;

Hibiki said:
becuase it's transformers. Robots in disguise.

not ourchair, pedo disguised as a bush who will maim you with a slapjack the minute you turn away.
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Post of the Year, I say!

This is like my Pretentio line! CRY OURCHAIR! CRY! CRY YOUR TEARS OF UNFATHOMABABABLE SADNESS!

:heart:
 
Ultimate Houde said:
You guys forgot the best Bendis scene ever...

OPTIMUS: So, we ready to roll out?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ....
SPIDEY: ....
WOLVERINE: ....
Spider Woman: ....
Shockwave: ....
Jetfire: ...
Megatron: OY VEY!
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Can you imagine?

Captain America: "We have to get to the Savage Land!"
Optimus: "Autobots! Transform and roll out!"
Spider-Man: "Um... we have to cross the sea. Cars won't help."
Optimus: "Oh."
Sentry: "Don't worry."

Cut to Sentry flying Optimus Prime over the ocean.

Optimus: "This sucks. ... Oh, sorry. I mean, 'Oy vey'."
 
Bass said:
Dude - the Transformers rock. They are hot ****. They're main feature is their super huge cool looking robots that transform. This ability is cool, but when compared to the New Avengers it kinda sucks.

But that's like saying the Terminator is **** because they did a Terminator/Star Wars crossover. The Terminator will always rock, except when he fights a guy who thinks of robots as comic relief.

They're **** in this because the cool aspect of the franchise isn't applicable.

I love Transformers more than I love superheroes. ;____;



Post of the Year, I say!

This is like my Pretentio line! CRY OURCHAIR! CRY! CRY YOUR TEARS OF UNFATHOMABABABLE SADNESS!

:heart:
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:oops: :mrgreen:
 
Bass said:
Can you imagine?

Captain America: "We have to get to the Savage Land!"
Optimus: "Autobots! Transform and roll out!"
Spider-Man: "Um... we have to cross the sea. Cars won't help."
Optimus: "Oh."
Sentry: "Don't worry."

Cut to Sentry flying Optimus Prime over the ocean.

Optimus: "This sucks. ... Oh, sorry. I mean, 'Oy vey'."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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