Avengers New Avengers meet the Transformers??
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Joe Kalicki
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Not just that. Everything about you.
ourchair
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Ultimate Quicksilver said:
MEGATRON: You bet your tuchas.
OPTIMUS: What you've done to my life!!! AAARRRRHHHHHHH!!!!
ProjectX2
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I was talking about how Bendis' Halo series is going to have Master Chief complaining about his tuchas. 
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Didn't **** any of those *****es
SPIDEY: I thought his name was Galactus
OPTIMUS: Who
SPIDEY: You know tall guy big pink helmet
OPTIMUS: Sounds gay to me
SPIDEY: Wouldnt be surprized
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ourchair
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OPTIMUS: He really is gay, isn't he?
SPIDEY: Gay? Yeah.
OPTIMUS: How gay?
SPIDEY: So gay.
OPTIMUS: Gay enough?
SPIDEY: Gay enough to wear a skirt.
OPTIMUS: A skirt?
SPIDEY: A skirt.
OPTIMUS: A skirt...
SPIDEY: Trust me, he's gayer than Northstar.
OPTIMUS: Who's Northstar?
Ultimate Quicksilver
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SPIDEY: A Canadian, runs really fast...
OPTIMUS: Runs fast?
SPIDEY: Yeah, it's his power -- he can -- he can run really fast.
OPTIMUS: He has powers?
SPIDEY: Yes.
OPTIMUS: And his power is run really fast?
SPIDEY: That's what I was saying.
OPTIMUS: You are right. He IS pretty gay.
SPIDEY: Told ya!
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JonnyFreeze
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Megatron is the ****! **** y`all Autobots
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Didn't **** any of those *****es
Oh no, Megatron turned into a handgun! Quick no one pick him up and accidentally shoot ourselves in the foot! I'm lookin' at you BumbleBee
Bass
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Didn't **** any of those *****es
STARSCREAM: Shouldn't we be fighting or something?
WOLVERINE: Yeah I'm just itich for some fightin' cause I'm the best-
SPIDEY: At what you do, we all know you say it all the time.
WOLVERINE: Well its true :cry:
Ninja4peace
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The new Ronin is unmasked as Optimus Prime all along
Bass
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Luke Cage: "So who's Ronin this time?"
Captain America: "Couldn't tell you. All I know is he's fifty feet tall and can turn into a truck."
Spider-Man: "And loads of cars call him 'Prime'."
Captain America: "And that."
Wolverine: "My senses tell me Ronin is Japanese."
Captain America: "What makes you say that?"
Wolverine: "I want to go to Japan."
Spider-Woman: "Why am I on this team?"
Iron Man: "God, I'm so evil."
Captain America: "Ronin used to be Echo..."
Daredevil: "Who?"
Captain America: "I'm not sure, either. But this new Ronin... something leads me to believe it's not Echo."
Spider-Man: "Is it that we're inside Ronin in his truck form?"
Captain America: "There is that."
Iron Man: "Dr Doom's a *****."
Captain America: "I wish we had Batman on the team."
Brian Bendis: "Give me time."
Iron Man: "Hey! No way! We already have one genocidal billionaire on the team!"
All: "Oy vey."
Captain America: "Couldn't tell you. All I know is he's fifty feet tall and can turn into a truck."
Spider-Man: "And loads of cars call him 'Prime'."
Captain America: "And that."
Wolverine: "My senses tell me Ronin is Japanese."
Captain America: "What makes you say that?"
Wolverine: "I want to go to Japan."
Spider-Woman: "Why am I on this team?"
Iron Man: "God, I'm so evil."
Captain America: "Ronin used to be Echo..."
Daredevil: "Who?"
Captain America: "I'm not sure, either. But this new Ronin... something leads me to believe it's not Echo."
Spider-Man: "Is it that we're inside Ronin in his truck form?"
Captain America: "There is that."
Iron Man: "Dr Doom's a *****."
Captain America: "I wish we had Batman on the team."
Brian Bendis: "Give me time."
Iron Man: "Hey! No way! We already have one genocidal billionaire on the team!"
All: "Oy vey."
Victor Von Doom
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I am already 10 IQ points lower just for looking at the poster.
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spidey : would you like to be the next spidey-buggy?
bumblebee : i am too jewish for you
spidey : i wish i was ultimate
bumblebee : you wish
spidey : spielberg is the director and bendis is the writer, i think i am becoming jewish too
bumblebee : allrighty then, if i survive this one i will become spidey-buggy
spidey : don't worry you will
bumblebee : and why is that?
spidey : you are the camaro concept, noone destroys a concept chevy on an american movie!
bumblebee : uh... ok
iron man : hmmm, even I couldn't think of this
optimus : think of what
iron man : you
optimus : me?
iron man : the transforming thingie
optimus : i am born this way
iron man : please don't register
optimus : register what
iron man : the registration act, so i can destroy you
optimus : for what
iron man : to reassemble you as my next war machine, and probably as a ferrari
omg
it's the first time that i actually enjoyed a message on newsarama
some dude said
"street level avengers" vs. "traffic that fights back!"
awesome!
bumblebee : i am too jewish for you
spidey : i wish i was ultimate
bumblebee : you wish
spidey : spielberg is the director and bendis is the writer, i think i am becoming jewish too
bumblebee : allrighty then, if i survive this one i will become spidey-buggy
spidey : don't worry you will
bumblebee : and why is that?
spidey : you are the camaro concept, noone destroys a concept chevy on an american movie!
bumblebee : uh... ok
iron man : hmmm, even I couldn't think of this
optimus : think of what
iron man : you
optimus : me?
iron man : the transforming thingie
optimus : i am born this way
iron man : please don't register
optimus : register what
iron man : the registration act, so i can destroy you
optimus : for what
iron man : to reassemble you as my next war machine, and probably as a ferrari
omg
it's the first time that i actually enjoyed a message on newsarama
some dude said
"street level avengers" vs. "traffic that fights back!"
awesome!
Iceshadow
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The number 1 reason E should stay far away from this is that he's going to get a double barrage of mask squinting coupled with some robot squinting.
Void.M
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Im putting this nest to that Punisher/Archie crossover
Wich was badass
Wich was badass
Ultimate Quicksilver
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We should totally write this crossover :lol: :lol: :lol:
