Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
HA HA well written Houde, HilariousUltimate Houde said:
You have no idea how much of my life this is like .
Law & Order: UC Episode 6
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
DJF: I'd allow it
Cad: Allow what? We just got back from commercial break.
DJF: Are you in contempt?
CAad: No, I'm just confused....
DJF: Goodwill, continue
The scene was a courtroom. Cad was trying to get Goodwill's defendent behind bars, the elusive Bam-Bam. He was caught beating on Pebbles once again.
Goodwill: Judge DJF, I call upon the final witness, THE GHOST THAT NEVER LIES!
DJF: See, that's what I was allowing.
Cad: Oh great, this should be good.
Goodwill: Only I can see or hear the ghost that never lies your honor.
DJF: WOrks for me
Goodwill: Ghost That Never Lies, how are you doing today.
Cad: Your honor, this is complete crap
DJF: I will not have that language in my courtroom young man
Cad: But your honor...
DJF: Goodwill, continue with your crap
Goodwill: Ghost, can you point at the person you saw beating Pebbles? Hey, why are you pointing at me, you moron! STOP IT!
Cad: Wow, I never knew he was that stupid.
DJF: Baliff, arrest this man!
Goodwill: I'm going to kill you Ghost!
Bam-Bam: BAM BAM BAM BAM!
The prehistoric orphan vaulted over the table, and proceeded to 'Bam-Bam' Goodwill for the beating of his wife.
Cad: HA! Take that!
More will come today, work just picked up
Cad: Allow what? We just got back from commercial break.
DJF: Are you in contempt?
CAad: No, I'm just confused....
DJF: Goodwill, continue
The scene was a courtroom. Cad was trying to get Goodwill's defendent behind bars, the elusive Bam-Bam. He was caught beating on Pebbles once again.
Goodwill: Judge DJF, I call upon the final witness, THE GHOST THAT NEVER LIES!
DJF: See, that's what I was allowing.
Cad: Oh great, this should be good.
Goodwill: Only I can see or hear the ghost that never lies your honor.
DJF: WOrks for me
Goodwill: Ghost That Never Lies, how are you doing today.
Cad: Your honor, this is complete crap
DJF: I will not have that language in my courtroom young man
Cad: But your honor...
DJF: Goodwill, continue with your crap
Goodwill: Ghost, can you point at the person you saw beating Pebbles? Hey, why are you pointing at me, you moron! STOP IT!
Cad: Wow, I never knew he was that stupid.
DJF: Baliff, arrest this man!
Goodwill: I'm going to kill you Ghost!
Bam-Bam: BAM BAM BAM BAM!
The prehistoric orphan vaulted over the table, and proceeded to 'Bam-Bam' Goodwill for the beating of his wife.
Cad: HA! Take that!
More will come today, work just picked up
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
VVD, Ice, and Houde walked down the street, and Ice was gawking.
Ice: Is that a...
Houde: Yes Ice, it's a bush...
Ice: And is that a real...
VVD: Yes Ice, it's a real camel's toe
Ice: Wow, thats a...
Houde: Yup, a furburger.
Ice: This place is so cool!
A cloud of smoke seperated from another cloud and headed towards the group.
Fuzzy Birds: Hiya, you must be Houde
Houde: Yes, please to meet you Fuzzy Birds, these are my associates, VVD and Ice. Oh, and here's th epic we have of the foot.
Fuzzy Birds: Nice to see you guys, I need to warn you though, Amseterdam has a way of affecting people, and they tend to get distracted. I've been here...
Fuzzy Birds stopped as he realized the trio wasn't listening to him, they were all bopping to the same beat.
Fuzzy Birds: See, no one thinks it'll get them, and it does, I'll chedck this out, you guys enjoy yourself.
A beat is heard, slow, subtle, then all of a sudden, Houde and Ice put on baseball caps tilted to the side, and VVD steps forward to sing.
To the Tune of Kid Rock's Wasting Time
VVD: I'm a pimp
Houde: You can his stats.
VVD: And knocking some homies, that's where I'm at
Ice: He smacks all the joes, so the world knows
VVD: That I love all the jabs, and talk all the smack.
I show love to those, who deserve it,
But punch all the bastards so just deal with it
Houde: He can verbally smack a girl
And then drink about fifteen Heinekins
Then make fun of her fatness again!
VVD: I'm not ashamed of what I am but if I was
I'd ask to have some more love
I'm puffing a doobie, drinking a four-oh
The name's VVD, and I'm gonna let you know!
Houde:We be sittin' here just wastin' time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free our minds
We be sittin' here just wastin' time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free our minds
Ice pulls out one beer, and drinnks half of it, shotgun style, he begins to sway back and forth, and the music changes.
The girl's come out from buidlings, forming backup dancers, lights begin to flash on and off in tune with the music, Ice pushes Houde and VVD out of the way, and lands on a street cooblestone
It lights up, in fact, anything he touches lights up.
To the tune of Billie Jean
Ice:Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Ice began to get woozy, and looked around then fainted.
Houde and VVD catch him before he hits the ground, and drags him off.
The dancers go back to their houses, the lights turn mostly off, but music still persists.
Three cardboard boxes come out from around the corner
The lead one is humming the tune to Mission Impossible.
TGO: Do do dodo, do do dodo
Random: TGO: The music stopped...
TGO: DODODOD!
Random: Please, stop it, they'll hear us
TGO: You can't tell me what to do
Entropy: That was some good music.
His cardboard box sways back and forth as he dances under it.
Entropy: Billie Jean is not my lover...
TGO: Random, stop singing.
Random: It wasn't me, it was you two
TGO: DO NOT BLAME ENTROPY, HE'S AWESOME, IN FACT HE 'S MORE AWESOME THAN YOU
Entropy: Booya, by the way, Billie Jean is not my lover...
TGO: RANDOM! STOP SINGING!
Random: I get paired with the three stooges here.
Next on Law and Order!
Fuzzy Birds returns with more information and our group heads to another foriegn country. TGO continues to follow, ultizing a new plan. Meanwhile, E decides to rip the office a new one, just for fun.
Ice: Is that a...
Houde: Yes Ice, it's a bush...
Ice: And is that a real...
VVD: Yes Ice, it's a real camel's toe
Ice: Wow, thats a...
Houde: Yup, a furburger.
Ice: This place is so cool!
A cloud of smoke seperated from another cloud and headed towards the group.
Fuzzy Birds: Hiya, you must be Houde
Houde: Yes, please to meet you Fuzzy Birds, these are my associates, VVD and Ice. Oh, and here's th epic we have of the foot.
Fuzzy Birds: Nice to see you guys, I need to warn you though, Amseterdam has a way of affecting people, and they tend to get distracted. I've been here...
Fuzzy Birds stopped as he realized the trio wasn't listening to him, they were all bopping to the same beat.
Fuzzy Birds: See, no one thinks it'll get them, and it does, I'll chedck this out, you guys enjoy yourself.
A beat is heard, slow, subtle, then all of a sudden, Houde and Ice put on baseball caps tilted to the side, and VVD steps forward to sing.
To the Tune of Kid Rock's Wasting Time
VVD: I'm a pimp
Houde: You can his stats.
VVD: And knocking some homies, that's where I'm at
Ice: He smacks all the joes, so the world knows
VVD: That I love all the jabs, and talk all the smack.
I show love to those, who deserve it,
But punch all the bastards so just deal with it
Houde: He can verbally smack a girl
And then drink about fifteen Heinekins
Then make fun of her fatness again!
VVD: I'm not ashamed of what I am but if I was
I'd ask to have some more love
I'm puffing a doobie, drinking a four-oh
The name's VVD, and I'm gonna let you know!
Houde:We be sittin' here just wastin' time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free our minds
We be sittin' here just wastin' time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free our minds
Ice pulls out one beer, and drinnks half of it, shotgun style, he begins to sway back and forth, and the music changes.
The girl's come out from buidlings, forming backup dancers, lights begin to flash on and off in tune with the music, Ice pushes Houde and VVD out of the way, and lands on a street cooblestone
It lights up, in fact, anything he touches lights up.
To the tune of Billie Jean
Ice:Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Ice began to get woozy, and looked around then fainted.
Houde and VVD catch him before he hits the ground, and drags him off.
The dancers go back to their houses, the lights turn mostly off, but music still persists.
Three cardboard boxes come out from around the corner
The lead one is humming the tune to Mission Impossible.
TGO: Do do dodo, do do dodo
Random: TGO: The music stopped...
TGO: DODODOD!
Random: Please, stop it, they'll hear us
TGO: You can't tell me what to do
Entropy: That was some good music.
His cardboard box sways back and forth as he dances under it.
Entropy: Billie Jean is not my lover...
TGO: Random, stop singing.
Random: It wasn't me, it was you two
TGO: DO NOT BLAME ENTROPY, HE'S AWESOME, IN FACT HE 'S MORE AWESOME THAN YOU
Entropy: Booya, by the way, Billie Jean is not my lover...
TGO: RANDOM! STOP SINGING!
Random: I get paired with the three stooges here.
Next on Law and Order!
Fuzzy Birds returns with more information and our group heads to another foriegn country. TGO continues to follow, ultizing a new plan. Meanwhile, E decides to rip the office a new one, just for fun.
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Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
The singing returned! YES!
:lol:
:lol:
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Ice said:
Me singing Kid Rock? :lol: Has he been spying on me? :shifty:
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
At the Behest of Houde This IS greatness personified
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Bwuahahahahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:Random said:
Excuse me while I dry the tears of laughter that gave me.
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
Random said:
As is mine. It's scary.
It's true. I'm a sneaky bastard.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Oh my god, Random, THAT WAS AWESOME!
I'll post more Law and Order action tomorrow
I'll post more Law and Order action tomorrow
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Too funny for me to describe.
SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!
SHUT YOUR FACE!!!!
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Private Fuzzy Birds eventually found the three American cops, passed out in front of a pastry shop. Going inside, he grabbed a glass of cold water, and walk out. He threw it on them.
Houde: Gwathahshthwurg
Fuzzy Brids: Glad to see your awake.
Ice: Everybody, rocks my body
VVD: Stop singing, or I shall teach you the word of VVD
Houde: Gragutha
Houde put up his hand indicating on minute. He spit, and three quarters of a brownie came out of his mouth.
Houde: Ah, better, those brownies were lethal man.
VVD: So good though, and fudgy
Ice: I rock my body
Houde: What's the word Fuzzy Birds
Fuzzy Birds: Found another picture, this time of a knee.
VVD: White boy, one more lyric and I'm going to end you
Ice: EVERYBODY!
VVD: THat's it!
The two fo them began running around in circles.
Fuzzy Birds: On the back it says to go to New Zealand to find the next clue.
Houde: Alright, I guess we are heading towards New Zealand.
Ice slipped on Houde's spit out brownie, and skids across the ground. He slams into three cardboard boxes.
One of them had a trophy on it's head.
TGO: OH NO! He found uis out using his detective skills.
Random: Idiot, the boxes were still covering us, we would have gotten away if you stayed quiet.
Entropy: Random, Ice obviously discovered us using his supreme policy skills.
Random: DOn't you mean policing.
Entropy: Don't correct me
TGO: Entropy is obviously right, quick, ATTACK!
The three criminals stood up and assumed a karate pose.
Ice scrambled away, and ran into VVD.
Ice: People just tried to mug me!
VVD: Who?
He looked around the corner at the three criminals.
TGO: Scream before my might!
VVD: And you are?
TGO: I'm TOG!
Random: Why do I work for this guy?
TGO: And tremble BEFORE MY MIGHT!
VVD: YEah, I got that whole part, tremble, sure, let's go *****es.
TGO: Such foul language!
Random: You swear all of the time
TGO: Random, you are such a SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT! I respect the swear filter! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!
Random: Yeah, this is getting lame.
Entropy: ANyone seen my trophy?
Random: Well, is this it?
Random holds up Entropy''s trophy.
Entropy: Yes, thank you....
Random swings it and hits Entropy in the head, and then TGO. They both fall.
Random: I'm done with them. Well Mr. VVD, what do we do now?
VVD walks over to Random.
VVD: Teach you the word of VVD.
Random: Oh crap....
---
Next on Law & Order! Why did Random betray his compatriots? Why did VVD Punch him out? The trip to New Zealand suffers some setbacks as the plane crashes, in the Phillipines! Also, the prisoners of the 82nd precinct have some quality time with each other.
Next time on LAW & ORDER:UC!
Houde: Gwathahshthwurg
Fuzzy Brids: Glad to see your awake.
Ice: Everybody, rocks my body
VVD: Stop singing, or I shall teach you the word of VVD
Houde: Gragutha
Houde put up his hand indicating on minute. He spit, and three quarters of a brownie came out of his mouth.
Houde: Ah, better, those brownies were lethal man.
VVD: So good though, and fudgy
Ice: I rock my body
Houde: What's the word Fuzzy Birds
Fuzzy Birds: Found another picture, this time of a knee.
VVD: White boy, one more lyric and I'm going to end you
Ice: EVERYBODY!
VVD: THat's it!
The two fo them began running around in circles.
Fuzzy Birds: On the back it says to go to New Zealand to find the next clue.
Houde: Alright, I guess we are heading towards New Zealand.
Ice slipped on Houde's spit out brownie, and skids across the ground. He slams into three cardboard boxes.
One of them had a trophy on it's head.
TGO: OH NO! He found uis out using his detective skills.
Random: Idiot, the boxes were still covering us, we would have gotten away if you stayed quiet.
Entropy: Random, Ice obviously discovered us using his supreme policy skills.
Random: DOn't you mean policing.
Entropy: Don't correct me
TGO: Entropy is obviously right, quick, ATTACK!
The three criminals stood up and assumed a karate pose.
Ice scrambled away, and ran into VVD.
Ice: People just tried to mug me!
VVD: Who?
He looked around the corner at the three criminals.
TGO: Scream before my might!
VVD: And you are?
TGO: I'm TOG!
Random: Why do I work for this guy?
TGO: And tremble BEFORE MY MIGHT!
VVD: YEah, I got that whole part, tremble, sure, let's go *****es.
TGO: Such foul language!
Random: You swear all of the time
TGO: Random, you are such a SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT! I respect the swear filter! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!
Random: Yeah, this is getting lame.
Entropy: ANyone seen my trophy?
Random: Well, is this it?
Random holds up Entropy''s trophy.
Entropy: Yes, thank you....
Random swings it and hits Entropy in the head, and then TGO. They both fall.
Random: I'm done with them. Well Mr. VVD, what do we do now?
VVD walks over to Random.
VVD: Teach you the word of VVD.
Random: Oh crap....
---
Next on Law & Order! Why did Random betray his compatriots? Why did VVD Punch him out? The trip to New Zealand suffers some setbacks as the plane crashes, in the Phillipines! Also, the prisoners of the 82nd precinct have some quality time with each other.
Next time on LAW & ORDER:UC!
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Awesome! :lol:
My policy skills are really superb. DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!!!
My policy skills are really superb. DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!!!
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Duuuddddeeee....... that's exactly what I would do, freakin sweet
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
I could of handled VVD. Oh yeah. He's not so tough.
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
That's so great. Is there another fanfic as great as this? I SUBMIT THAT THERE IS NOT!!!! :lol:
No. No you could not.
thee great one said:
No. No you could not.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
In a plane
Houde: I think he's coming too...
Random opened his eyes to find himself on a buisness class seat on a generic airplane. Ice, VVD and Houde stood around him. VVD raised his hand and Random flinched.
Random: I'll be nice Daddy!
VVD rubbed his eyes.
VVD: Calm down, I didn't know...
Random: About time someone told you.
Ice: I don't get it, he's been undercover for how long?
Houde: A few years now.
Random: At the behest of E I was to inflitrate a gang known as the Randoms. They finally made me there leader right before Moonmaster took over the crime sydincate.
Houde: So you stayed undercover?
Random: Yes, and I have important information for you guys, I know where Bass is planning, TGO knew the whole time, wait, where are they?
Houde: Back in luggage.
---
TGO: Damn that Random, he foiled my plans!
Entrophy: Fear not TGO, we shall overcome.
TGO: Yeah, how?
Entrophy: We can crashed the plane.
TGO: We are tied up you idiot!
Entrophy: Don't yell at me, you hurt my feelings.
TGO: Criminals don't have feelings, that's our MO!
Entrophy: Oh...rright....
TGO: SO, your plan?
Entrophy: Well, we can escape from the police man clutches and release some snakes on the plane!
TGO paused
TGO: That sound like some stupid movie, so no, we go to my plan, we escape and cut the fuel line!
Entrophy: But th eplane will crash
TGO: So?
Entrophy: With us on it.
TGO: NO ONE MESSES WITH TGO!
Entrophy: And from the looks of the plan, no one will mess with you again...
TGO and Entrophy work on their binds to free themselves.
---
Houde: I can;t believe he's there, I would have never looked for him there...
VVD: Now that I know where he is, it's so obvious...
Ice: I really miss nigma....
The got a look from each of the policemen.
Ice: I do...
Suddenly the plane lurched.
Houde: What was....
Alarms sprang up from everywhere, and the plane began it's descent....TO CRASH!
Houde: OH NO!
VVD: I Can't punch the ground and save everyone! Stupid plane!
Ice: NO! Someone is going to take my makeup collection!
Random: I just became a good guy again!
The plane hit the ground.
----
MEanwhile, in the cells
Baxter: Ah Robin, that feels nice.
Ultimate Quicksilver: I hate the jails around here, I feel so trapped.
Slimjim: I hate you, and the fact you keep stealing from me!
Dr. Strangefate: I'm glad you like your new haircut Baxter, it suits you.
Baxter: Sometimes Robin, I wish I was a pedophile and gay so I could touch you the wrong way
Slimjim: My god that was a sentence I never needed to hear.
Ultimate Quicksilver: You americans are weird.
Moonmaster: Someone let me out of this cage, the guy in here is crazy!
Watcher: Oh look, I found pictures in my pocket. Here's on of Kirsten Kruenk, and here's one of a chicken, and here's one of a Fred guy...I think...it's blurry but people will believe me online...
Moonmaster: You foolish mortal, that's not Fred guy...THAT'S BASS! He went into hiding, and I got him now! Slimjim, I need a plan to get out of here
Slimjim: About time, well guys, I need a booby pin, some timfoil, a rack, three hotsdogs, a Jay-Z album, toothpaste, and finally, a crowbar.
Ultimate Quicksilver: Dude, we're in a jail, they don't let people in jail with those type of items.
Dr. Strangefate: I got it all, here ya go
Baxter: It was in his toolbelt.
Slimjim shudders and assembles his device.
Slimjim: Everyone stand back, I have no idea how far the explosion will go...
DUN DUN
Next part of the episode, the plane crashed, but where? Is everyone okay? And the prisoners escape from jail because of a suberb plan by Slimjim, but nothing is at it seems, all in the next episode of...
LAW & ORDER!
Houde: I think he's coming too...
Random opened his eyes to find himself on a buisness class seat on a generic airplane. Ice, VVD and Houde stood around him. VVD raised his hand and Random flinched.
Random: I'll be nice Daddy!
VVD rubbed his eyes.
VVD: Calm down, I didn't know...
Random: About time someone told you.
Ice: I don't get it, he's been undercover for how long?
Houde: A few years now.
Random: At the behest of E I was to inflitrate a gang known as the Randoms. They finally made me there leader right before Moonmaster took over the crime sydincate.
Houde: So you stayed undercover?
Random: Yes, and I have important information for you guys, I know where Bass is planning, TGO knew the whole time, wait, where are they?
Houde: Back in luggage.
---
TGO: Damn that Random, he foiled my plans!
Entrophy: Fear not TGO, we shall overcome.
TGO: Yeah, how?
Entrophy: We can crashed the plane.
TGO: We are tied up you idiot!
Entrophy: Don't yell at me, you hurt my feelings.
TGO: Criminals don't have feelings, that's our MO!
Entrophy: Oh...rright....
TGO: SO, your plan?
Entrophy: Well, we can escape from the police man clutches and release some snakes on the plane!
TGO paused
TGO: That sound like some stupid movie, so no, we go to my plan, we escape and cut the fuel line!
Entrophy: But th eplane will crash
TGO: So?
Entrophy: With us on it.
TGO: NO ONE MESSES WITH TGO!
Entrophy: And from the looks of the plan, no one will mess with you again...
TGO and Entrophy work on their binds to free themselves.
---
Houde: I can;t believe he's there, I would have never looked for him there...
VVD: Now that I know where he is, it's so obvious...
Ice: I really miss nigma....
The got a look from each of the policemen.
Ice: I do...
Suddenly the plane lurched.
Houde: What was....
Alarms sprang up from everywhere, and the plane began it's descent....TO CRASH!
Houde: OH NO!
VVD: I Can't punch the ground and save everyone! Stupid plane!
Ice: NO! Someone is going to take my makeup collection!
Random: I just became a good guy again!
The plane hit the ground.
----
MEanwhile, in the cells
Baxter: Ah Robin, that feels nice.
Ultimate Quicksilver: I hate the jails around here, I feel so trapped.
Slimjim: I hate you, and the fact you keep stealing from me!
Dr. Strangefate: I'm glad you like your new haircut Baxter, it suits you.
Baxter: Sometimes Robin, I wish I was a pedophile and gay so I could touch you the wrong way
Slimjim: My god that was a sentence I never needed to hear.
Ultimate Quicksilver: You americans are weird.
Moonmaster: Someone let me out of this cage, the guy in here is crazy!
Watcher: Oh look, I found pictures in my pocket. Here's on of Kirsten Kruenk, and here's one of a chicken, and here's one of a Fred guy...I think...it's blurry but people will believe me online...
Moonmaster: You foolish mortal, that's not Fred guy...THAT'S BASS! He went into hiding, and I got him now! Slimjim, I need a plan to get out of here
Slimjim: About time, well guys, I need a booby pin, some timfoil, a rack, three hotsdogs, a Jay-Z album, toothpaste, and finally, a crowbar.
Ultimate Quicksilver: Dude, we're in a jail, they don't let people in jail with those type of items.
Dr. Strangefate: I got it all, here ya go
Baxter: It was in his toolbelt.
Slimjim shudders and assembles his device.
Slimjim: Everyone stand back, I have no idea how far the explosion will go...
DUN DUN
Next part of the episode, the plane crashed, but where? Is everyone okay? And the prisoners escape from jail because of a suberb plan by Slimjim, but nothing is at it seems, all in the next episode of...
LAW & ORDER!
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Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
YES!!! Now I'm done hangin out with the idiotic bad guys, and start hangin out with the idiotic good guys, Freakin sweet! Who'd thought I knew where Bass was this whole time
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Mutha****ing snakes...........
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
TOG PWNED YOU ALL.
