Law & Order: UC Episode 2
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Ultimate Houde
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Funny
Doc Comic
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So the hate-crimers are actually a group of people who are on the receiving end of most hate crimes. Just...wow.
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Dude this is great
Pandrio
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:lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
slimjim said:
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ProjectX2
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I thought we were only allowed custom subnics when we reached 10,000 posts?
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UltimateE said:
Damn you!
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Houde and Bass finally confront the insane serial writer Loebendis. Nur and MWoF struggle to arrest the dreaded Dr. Strangefate, and with all these climaxes, let's not forget about the training session Ice and Nigma are having with ProjectX2 and E.
Catch the second to last episode of the second in this season.
Catch the second to last episode of the second in this season.
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Can't...wait...going...to...vomit...in...anticipation...uhhh....Dont worry I kept it down.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Nurhachi and Manwithoutfear, along with their friend DIrishB were investigating the hate crimes taking place around the city. These hate crimes consisted of someone running around, turning heterosexual males into metrosexual males. Upon arriving at Hawkeye101's apartment, they run into this hate crimer, Dr. Strangefate, a small man who wears a yellow cape, a fashionable yellow cape. He has just commited a crime against DIrishB, and now face off against the two vetern cops.
Nur: Get him.
MWoF: I ain't touching him, I could get cooties.
Hawkeye101: Your back! Wanna do my bedroom next? I think a nice neutral....
MWof: Dammit Hawkeye101, your working with us now, come on, arrest the guy
Hawkeye101: Arrest him? I think not, he's so cool!
Nur: Let's do this.
Nurhachi runs forward to slap cuffs on Dr. Strangefate.
Dr. Strangefate: I think not cutie pie!
As Nur's hands get close, he noticed his cuticles start to get brighter, stronger.
Nur: Manwithoutfear, he's giving me a manicure!
MWoF: Oh ****, I'll help you man!
MWoF pulls out his gun.
MWoF: Drop the nail hardener, and step away from his hands.
Dr. Strangefate: Oh, being so forceful aren't we?
MWoF: Don't make me tell you again.
Dr. Strangefate: Sure thing pumpkin.
Dr. Strangefate drops the bottle, and steps away from the stricken Nurhachi. Nurhachi is on the ground, nursing his hand, crying to himself.
Nur: The horror.
MWoF: Be strong Nur.
He radioes in for backup.
---
E and ProjectX2 were about to call it a day when they got a frantic call from MWoF.
MWoF: All units, I need backup, NOW! Officer down, I have the hate crimer in custody, but he's smilingly at me, and I'm confused. I NEED HELP.
E frantical picks up the radio.
E: Coming for you MWoF, hold on, We'll save you.
MWoF: OH GOD! NOOOOO!
E: MWoF: What's going on?
MWoF: He's waxing my chest hair! He's threatening to cut my mullet!
E: Maybe you should let him. That mullet is horrible.
Ice: I wax my chest hair.
ProjectX2: Shut it newbie.
E: Hold on MWoF, we got some recruits we can throw at him.
Nigma: My tongue is still numb.
ProjectX2: Sirens and lights on, we're going in!
The car drives full speed down Times Square, heading for Hawkeye101's apartment.
---
Meanwhile
The police car holding Houde and Bass drive up to the place SlimJim told them where Loebendis was hiding. Bass was still throwing papers around, readin the story Loebendis has been serial writing over various places downtown.
Houde: Has the story ended yet?
Bass: No, but he found Krypto.
Houde: Where was he?
Bass: On Earth-2, I don't know why though.
Houde: And? Who kidnapped him?
Bass: Alexander Luthor, the good Lex. He did it because he needed to solve his rat problem. But villains are still out there.
Houde: Come on, let's arrest this guy, and end this stupid story.
Bass: Oh yeah. Let's do this.
He loads his gun dramatically.
Houde: Why, why the dramatic slow motion gun loading?
Bass: Cause I'm the Nexus.
Houde: Oh yeah, that strange Nexus obession of yours.
They walk up to the hotel room, Bass throws his trenchcoat up, and pretends there is wind.
Bass: *making wind noises*
Houde: Stop with the drama already, we got a criminal to arrest.
The door the room is in is slightly open. Houde draws his gun, and opens the door slowly, he motions for Bass to jump in.
Bass: Hut hut hut
Bass jumps into the room, which is deviod of most furniture except for a chair in the middle of the room, and yells.
Bass: Police freeze!
Loebendis was sitting on the chair in the middle of the room. The fat bald man simply smiled.
Loebendis: I have no intention of running officer. In fact, you can arrest me Bass.
Bass: What?
Loebendis: Oh please arrest me officer.
He holds his hands out to be cuffed.
Houde: I say we beat him.
Bass: No, he'll just get out of jail that way. We're doing this by the books.
Houde: We get to beat him with books?
Bass: No, the right way.
Houde: Orange in a sock? No bruises that way.
Bass: There shall be no beating!
Houde: Fine, fine. Be all snippy about it.
---
Hawkeye101's apartment building.
E, ProjectX2 and the recruits run up to the apartment to see a crying Nur, and MWoF passed out on the floor.
E: What happened?
Nur: He, he couldn't take the pressure anymore, the waxing was too much. He's still here, somewhere.
From behind them, Dr. Strangefate jumps out.
Dr. Strangefate: Hello boys! Shall we.
He jumps Ice and begins to try to metrosexualize him.
Dr. Strangefate: Oh my...wait......wait...this isn't possible.
Ice: Your plan worked E, shall I cuff him?
E: Do it Officer.
Ice slaps the cuffs on him.
Nur: What happened?
E: Easy, Ice is already a metrosexual, Dr. Strangefate had no idea what to try to improve on him.
Dr. Strangefate: He likes JT, I....can't improve that no matter what.
E: Let's book him boys, Nur, the ambulance is on it's way.
Nur: Thanks E.
DUN DUN
E looks around, and spots Pandrio out on the balcony with his keyboard.
E: What the hell? Damn, Nigma, go arrest that guy, this is a crime scene now.
Pandrio looks all panicky and jumps from the balcony.
Nur: Get him.
MWoF: I ain't touching him, I could get cooties.
Hawkeye101: Your back! Wanna do my bedroom next? I think a nice neutral....
MWof: Dammit Hawkeye101, your working with us now, come on, arrest the guy
Hawkeye101: Arrest him? I think not, he's so cool!
Nur: Let's do this.
Nurhachi runs forward to slap cuffs on Dr. Strangefate.
Dr. Strangefate: I think not cutie pie!
As Nur's hands get close, he noticed his cuticles start to get brighter, stronger.
Nur: Manwithoutfear, he's giving me a manicure!
MWoF: Oh ****, I'll help you man!
MWoF pulls out his gun.
MWoF: Drop the nail hardener, and step away from his hands.
Dr. Strangefate: Oh, being so forceful aren't we?
MWoF: Don't make me tell you again.
Dr. Strangefate: Sure thing pumpkin.
Dr. Strangefate drops the bottle, and steps away from the stricken Nurhachi. Nurhachi is on the ground, nursing his hand, crying to himself.
Nur: The horror.
MWoF: Be strong Nur.
He radioes in for backup.
---
E and ProjectX2 were about to call it a day when they got a frantic call from MWoF.
MWoF: All units, I need backup, NOW! Officer down, I have the hate crimer in custody, but he's smilingly at me, and I'm confused. I NEED HELP.
E frantical picks up the radio.
E: Coming for you MWoF, hold on, We'll save you.
MWoF: OH GOD! NOOOOO!
E: MWoF: What's going on?
MWoF: He's waxing my chest hair! He's threatening to cut my mullet!
E: Maybe you should let him. That mullet is horrible.
Ice: I wax my chest hair.
ProjectX2: Shut it newbie.
E: Hold on MWoF, we got some recruits we can throw at him.
Nigma: My tongue is still numb.
ProjectX2: Sirens and lights on, we're going in!
The car drives full speed down Times Square, heading for Hawkeye101's apartment.
---
Meanwhile
The police car holding Houde and Bass drive up to the place SlimJim told them where Loebendis was hiding. Bass was still throwing papers around, readin the story Loebendis has been serial writing over various places downtown.
Houde: Has the story ended yet?
Bass: No, but he found Krypto.
Houde: Where was he?
Bass: On Earth-2, I don't know why though.
Houde: And? Who kidnapped him?
Bass: Alexander Luthor, the good Lex. He did it because he needed to solve his rat problem. But villains are still out there.
Houde: Come on, let's arrest this guy, and end this stupid story.
Bass: Oh yeah. Let's do this.
He loads his gun dramatically.
Houde: Why, why the dramatic slow motion gun loading?
Bass: Cause I'm the Nexus.
Houde: Oh yeah, that strange Nexus obession of yours.
They walk up to the hotel room, Bass throws his trenchcoat up, and pretends there is wind.
Bass: *making wind noises*
Houde: Stop with the drama already, we got a criminal to arrest.
The door the room is in is slightly open. Houde draws his gun, and opens the door slowly, he motions for Bass to jump in.
Bass: Hut hut hut
Bass jumps into the room, which is deviod of most furniture except for a chair in the middle of the room, and yells.
Bass: Police freeze!
Loebendis was sitting on the chair in the middle of the room. The fat bald man simply smiled.
Loebendis: I have no intention of running officer. In fact, you can arrest me Bass.
Bass: What?
Loebendis: Oh please arrest me officer.
He holds his hands out to be cuffed.
Houde: I say we beat him.
Bass: No, he'll just get out of jail that way. We're doing this by the books.
Houde: We get to beat him with books?
Bass: No, the right way.
Houde: Orange in a sock? No bruises that way.
Bass: There shall be no beating!
Houde: Fine, fine. Be all snippy about it.
---
Hawkeye101's apartment building.
E, ProjectX2 and the recruits run up to the apartment to see a crying Nur, and MWoF passed out on the floor.
E: What happened?
Nur: He, he couldn't take the pressure anymore, the waxing was too much. He's still here, somewhere.
From behind them, Dr. Strangefate jumps out.
Dr. Strangefate: Hello boys! Shall we.
He jumps Ice and begins to try to metrosexualize him.
Dr. Strangefate: Oh my...wait......wait...this isn't possible.
Ice: Your plan worked E, shall I cuff him?
E: Do it Officer.
Ice slaps the cuffs on him.
Nur: What happened?
E: Easy, Ice is already a metrosexual, Dr. Strangefate had no idea what to try to improve on him.
Dr. Strangefate: He likes JT, I....can't improve that no matter what.
E: Let's book him boys, Nur, the ambulance is on it's way.
Nur: Thanks E.
DUN DUN
E looks around, and spots Pandrio out on the balcony with his keyboard.
E: What the hell? Damn, Nigma, go arrest that guy, this is a crime scene now.
Pandrio looks all panicky and jumps from the balcony.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Im so NOT a metrosexual. I dont even own anything thats close to being close to being something related to metrosexual clothes.
BAH!
But you still write hilariously. :lol:
BAH!
But you still write hilariously. :lol:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Face it man, you're metro, the fanfic does not lie
Nurhachi
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Ultimate Houde said:
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Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
You may write it so in the fic, but it not be true in real life.Ultimate Houde said:
Hpmh.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
icemastertron said:
Don't be mad Ice
I'm sure people will still love you no matter what clothes or albums you listen too
