Iceshadow's Almost There.....

So, I still don't get it.

When Iceshadow hits 10,000, he loses his virginity?

How does that work?
 
So, I still don't get it.

When Iceshadow hits 10,000, he loses his virginity?

How does that work?

Everyone bet that he would be dead before he hit 10,000 posts. SO he laid his virginity on the line and the first person to ask post-10,000th post about this would have to be his cherry popper. Congratulations...I think.
 
Everyone bet that he would be dead before he hit 10,000 posts. SO he laid his virginity on the line and the first person to ask post-10,000th post about this would have to be his cherry popper. Congratulations...I think.

Well...

He'll be dead afterwards, I'll tell you that.
 
Christ, Iceshadow is a post whore. Creating his own thread for his 10,000th post, what a tool. It's as bad as creating threads about killer bunnies, or what to order at Quizno's, or even how to spend tax money.

Tool.
 
I have a feeling those two things might be connected.

I've averaged 4.11 posts a day for over 5 years. At this rate I'll hit 10k sometime in late 2011/early 2012. At least I'll get a subnick before the apocalypse.

The should be your subnic.

I should switch the entire subnic system to Vanilla Ice lyrics.

Yes, right before burning your comics and shutting down this site...wait, does that apply anymore since its no longer Ultimate Central? If not, it should, since Loeb still writes comics of any kind.

I want..."Have you ever seen a turtle get down?"

Ninja, Ninja RAP!!

So, I still don't get it.

When Iceshadow hits 10,000, he loses his virginity?

How does that work?

A lot like it does in prison...first you beat him into unconsciousness with a sock full of quarters, then you hock a loogie into your palm , and well, Proj knows. Ask him.
 
I wonder if E has the power to alter post counts?

Absolutely. :twisted:

Get on with it already! Here, I'll even plan these next 8 posts out for you.

1. Sports Thread: Rain on Ice's parade. Yankees suck, go Rangers, etc.
2. Social Thread: Ask Doom to kill someone for you.
3. Off-Topic Thread: Post a funny picture of a cat with a chainsaw.
4. Manga Thread: Agree with whatever I've recently posted.
5. UC:FF Vol. 12 Thread: Post about your anticipation of my upcoming arc.
6. Youtuberry Thread: Post a funny video of a skater falling on his nuts.
7. Doom's a Dick Thread: Call Doom a dick.
8. This Thread: "Hooray, I made it!"

How hard is that? Get to work.

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