Hibiki's Hit List!

[moonmaster]

I've heard of blackface, but I've never heard of Italianface. That skin color can't be natural.

THE GUIDO-NESS....UNBEARABLE....LIKE A MILLION GOTTI BOYS!

Guidos are the new Skrulls.

Only a secret Guido would say something like that...

 

[Iceshadow]

I'm surprised that no one has made a "My new hat" joke.

Only a secret Guido would say something like that...

Everyone knows that I have a Jew-fro. :shifty:

 

[Hibiki]

I've heard of blackface, but I've never heard of Italianface. That skin color can't be natural.

THE GUIDO-NESS....UNBEARABLE....LIKE A MILLION GOTTI BOYS!

Only a secret Guido would say something like that...

I heard one of them has the power of a million exploding Gotti babies

 

[Victor Von Doom]

OMG! I wonder if Italians would get upset if I walked around in Guidoface like black people get when we see someone in blackface?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

OMG! I wonder if Italians would get upset if I walked around in Guidoface like black people get when we see someone in blackface?

We may.

Though we'd get more upset if you took the precious time up in our tanning beds.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

So how do bald Italians cope with not being able to have Super Sayain hair?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

We wig it up.

Seriously, no one in my hometown knows I'm bald. They all think I have spiky black hair as well.

To put on my makeup before I go visit my parents takes at least four hours.