McCheese
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That Jesus is a stand up guy. Until it's time to pay the bill, then he mysteriously disappears. Which sucks, because it's not like he can't afford it or something. I heard his Dad totally owns a dealership!
Funny Stories from the Comic Book Store
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Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Dude. That's DP you're thinking of.
McCheese
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DP?
Oh, you mean Donkey Puncherello? No, I'm like totally talking about Jesus.
I think.
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
lol so does adriana sage. some guy named prozack turner. not bad but a little wierd. i mean why?
the watcher
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Why is it all the porn talk??? if so...
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Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
You're gonna over-ride his circuitry, dude.
Joe Kalicki
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Ha ha, Watcher's bitter!
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
We should overload E's circuitry and then rewire him to be gay. Imagine what his wife would think. It'll be hilarious! Trust me!
the watcher
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Joe Kalicki
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I think it's in E's best interests to just pretend there's a thread about funny comic book stories that he just never reads for some reason. . .
I think his wife wouldn't mind. After all there is nothing wrong with been gay. I myself was gay when I read venom was going to be in spider-man 3. I imagine Ice was gay when iceman turned into ice in xIII , VVD is gay when he gets to be violent.
(no one ever makes a gay = happy joke any more. So even this was not funny at least i'm keeping the old ways alive)
Ultimate Quicksilver
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Yeah, you must be really gay for making this post.
Gideon Stargrave
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I wish more funny stuff would happen in my lcs. Really I just go in there, pick stuff off the shelf, demand that the dude at the counter gives me my pull list and then leave. Oh, but it's in Pontiac, so there's the off chance that someone will get shot.
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
I predict you will get shot the next time you 'demand' your pull list.
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
shot with a strawful of the dude's slurpee.
Yeah. My comic shop is pretty uneventful. I go in, pick up what I want (don't even use a pull list), pay for it, and occasionally have a short conversation with the dudes at the counter about whatever.
Although, the other day, a couple of comic book guys were talking about how it was cool how Cap got killed, but it doesn't make sense for him to die from a sniper's bullet, because he gets shot at all the time. One dude suggested he get captured and tortured like James Bond in Goldfinger, and then killed. I didn't get involved, cuz they wuz idiots.
Edit: Also, once I got cornered by this real excited dude holding up a Transformers comic, who I'd never seen in my life before. So he comes up to me, and he holds up this spread with a bunch of characters, and points at this one character in the studio audience I can barely see and he's like "Is that Boulder of the Rock Lords? I think that's Boulder of the Rock Lords." So I'm like, "What?" and he's like "Is that Boulder of the Rock Lords? I think that's Boulder of the Rock Lords." So I shake a out a line of coke, snort it off of the comic table, let out a long sigh, and then settle my red, bleary eyes on him. "Who are the Rock Lords?" I say. "They're like Transformers, but they turn into rocks." Okay. Huh. "Well that's pretty useless, isn't it?" And he's like, "No. The bad guys turn into fossils and stuff." and I'm like, "Oh! I get it! It's part of their diabolical scheme to discredit fundamentalists by convincing everyone the world is millions of years old!" and he says, "No. It's a desolate planet, so they turn into rocks for camouflage. They were pretty cool." So I say, "Huh. You know what? I don't know if that's Boulder of the Rock Lords."
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JonnyFreeze
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the guys who run my LCS are scared of the internet.
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
JonnyFreeze
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ah well i guess im being a bit over the top with that. but really, i would tell them some comic news for example i told them about the civil war delays.
LCS "oh we dont know anything about that"
JONNY "well if you guys had internet you would be able to find out these things"
LCS "no we dont like the internet"
this store is like one of those typical stereotypes people create of comic stores when they dont actually visit them themselves. its dark, dingy, small, stuff is rotting on the shelves and walls. when people come in they are completely ignored unless it looks like they will buy something. the guys in there are great with me. sometimes they forget things on my pull list which pisses me off cos i dont go in there often but they always keep my stuff for me even if i dont visit for a month and a bit. ooh and when i showed them my art in ghost rider they gave me free comics.
so yes maybe they are not SCARED of the internet. but they dont like internetz
