Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard A Friend Say

[Grocer Man]

I love the X-babies

Mojo rules

I picked up this comic about them (different one then posted) a few years ago.

I liked it.

I remember writing a song about them.

In the interest of getting back on topic, I remember reading an arguement that the bible verse regarding homosexuals was vague and ill-defined. It's been a while since then, so it might have changed.

 

[ultimatedjf]

In the interest of getting back on topic, I remember reading an arguement that the bible verse regarding homosexuals was vague and ill-defined. It's been a while since then, so it might have changed.

It meaning The Bible? The argument?


Back on Topic, today this kid leaned over my shoulder while I was reading MAD Magazine and said "Oh cool, is that, like, all stuff based on MadTV?"

Oy.

 

[Caduceus]

It meaning The Bible?

I was totally going to split off the queer rights rambling but now I won't bother.

 

[Iceshadow]

Here is one from me,
but I need to teach you a little Turkish grammer for this one.

In turkish we don't use -s for multiple objects
ex : apple -> apples

Instead we have -ler , -lar
ex : elma -> elmalar ---> elma is apple for turkish

anyway
I was in HTR101 lesson and we were having a discussion about Nazis , Jews , Hitler etc. a student asked the question

"How crowded was Hitler , so they could murder millions of people?"

But that's not even the funny part , the main problem is nearly the whole classroom took this question really seriously and waited for the teacher's answer.

You're Turkish? Cool, I'm half myself.

 

[Grocer Man]

Technically this one was on a website, but whatever.

Basically, superherohype.com had an article regarding a giveaway of X-Men 3 DVD sets signed by that actress who plays Jean Grey in celebration of her in a recent ad for PETA. What struck me as funny was the title of the article:

Dark Pheonix Supports PETA




I am so easily amused.

 

[TwilightEL]

I have a semi-friend who I talk to at lunch.

He's a Republican conservative Christian, I think the two-party system is an insidious evil and am an atheist.

I am not jumping all over him, but he constantly brings up politics. Again. And again. And not in a "let's discuss this" way-- in an "I don't understand evolution so it's wrong" and "America should be a Christian nation" and "Islam is a religion of war" way.

Him: America should return to its Christian values.
Me: You mean like "turn the other cheek"? Aren't you an advocate of bombing the hell out of half of the Middle East?
Him: You don't understand how Christianity works.
Me: Well, explain it to me.
Him: *changes the subject*

 

[DGspider-fan]

Him: You don't understand how Christianity works.
Me: Well, explain it to me.
Him: *changes the subject*

what a tool.

Edit: I can't belive I forgot to post this.
So we were all siting around watching Spider-Man 2 on FX and stupid chick says:

"I can't wait for Spider-Man 3 to come out cuz it's gonna have Poison in it. He's one of my favorites"

I wouldn't have a problem with this statment if she wouldn't have said "He's one of my favorites." I would have let it slide. It would have been a mistake. No biggie.

I let out a sigh and said:

"Venom"

"Huh?"

"Venom"

"What do you mean?"

"His name is Venom, not Poison."

Oh, yeah that's what I meant"

 

[Planet-man]

what a tool.
"Venom"

"Huh?"

"Venom"

"What do you mean?"

"His name is Venom, not Poison."

Oh, yeah that's what I meant"

...

I thought we were Quiet Riot.

 

[DGspider-fan]

...

I thought we were Quiet Riot.

 

[moonmaster]

...

I thought we were Quiet Riot.

This drum kit says we're "Ratt".

 

[Planet-man]

So today my friend and I were talking about the various Shakespeare plays we're reading in school, and I told him that in my English class we're currently doing Hamlet, and in my Literature class, we're doing King Lear. I mentioned that it was neat to be doing what are generally considered to be Shakespeare's two greatest plays.

He said that he thought Romeo & Juliet was probably held in higher regard, because it was quoted the most. I said that Hamlet is probably quoted even more, and that I never realized just how many turns-of-phrase evolved from lines in that one play until we started reading it.

He said "Like what?", so I said "Oh, you know..."

- To be or not to be
- Frailty, thy name is 'woman'
- Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
- There be method to my madness
- All your base are belong to us

At the last one he turns and says "Oh, really?". I just sort of looked at him for a few seconds until he realized and said "Oh...ha ha. Right.".

8)

 

[Grocer Man]

So, this girl I know was singing a song from High School Musical. I politely told her that I hate that movie and I would apprechiate it if she would stop singing it. She did, but not before saying, "I love it...it's the first musical Disney's ever made."

The REALLY scary part is when I told a friend what had happened. After I reached the punchline, he responded: "What...it's not?"

 

[Planet-man]

My friend talking about the "hot" teacher.

"If I asked for hot water, she'd just give me the hot, not the water."

There's more, but that's the most recent one.

If I could find it, I'd post the convo between me, TGO, and his friend Mike where TGO accidently, talked about gay porn with his friends brothers', and included Johnny Depp in it.

TOG - Hey I watched your brother's Blow.

MIke - Oh God.

Ice- Bwhahahahahaha

Tog - I mean the movie with Johnny Deep.

MIke - STOP!

Does stupid stuff people say when they are drunk count?

If so, we were drinking and my cousin went to get ice from the freezer, but the water in the tray hadn't frozen yet and he said.

"Damn, this water is all wet."

Me and my friends were drinking, and playing assorted drinking games:

I have never ever in my life... swallowed.
~ Girl 1: I heard its good for you...

Guy 1: (jokingly) Oh no I heard that if you swallow it, your body wont digest it.

~ Girl 2: Well I know that's not true because if it was I would be really full by now.

I heard this one at school today. I was doing my calculus homework with some fellow students when I saw this transpire:

A guy named Diego was sitting at a table when a guy named Jared walked past him and started massaging his shoulders. Diego said, "I know this is kind of gay, but it still feels pretty good. I don't know what's better the massaging or the gayness."

He meant to say something to degree of he didn't know if the massaging was better than the gayness was bad, but it was too late and everyone within five feet couldn't stop laughing for a solid three or four minutes.

Too late!

"The Eiffel Tower was constructed from the remains of the Titanic and is still haunted by it's ghosts to this day."

Place: Art class, a few weeks ago.

Unit: Neo-Cubism

I saw this as a perfect oppourtunity to draw the crystalline Fortress of Solitude from Superman: The Movie. I even included the crystal mask Jor-El's face turns into at the end of Kal-El's tutleage, since it's a classic exampe of a Cubist image of a face.

Idiot passerby: What's that part supposed to be?

Me: It's a face.

Idiot passerby: Yeah, but like...whose face is it?

Me: Marlon Brando.

Idiot passerby: Who's Marlon Brando?

:dazed:

"Have you ever noticed how not everyone who lisps is gay, but everyone who's gay lisps?"

Memo to the guy who said that: PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH.

... I don't lisp.

*loads shotgun*

......with confetti.

So today my friend and I were talking about the various Shakespeare plays we're reading in school, and I told him that in my English class we're currently doing Hamlet, and in my Literature class, we're doing King Lear. I mentioned that it was neat to be doing what are generally considered to be Shakespeare's two greatest plays.

He said that he thought Romeo & Juliet was probably held in higher regard, because it was quoted the most. I said that Hamlet is probably quoted even more, and that I never realized just how many turns-of-phrase evolved from lines in that one play until we started reading it.

He said "Like what?", so I said "Oh, you know..."

- To be or not to be
- Frailty, thy name is 'woman'
- Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
- There be method to my madness
- All your base are belong to us

At the last one he turns and says "Oh, really?". I just sort of looked at him for a few seconds until he realized and said "Oh...ha ha. Right.".

8)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soak it all in. This is one of the most hilarious threads EVER.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

There are an awful lot of JTG threads floating around, and I'm always tempted just to reboot them, but they tend to be pretty good threads...

So yeah.

Also: I ****ing love some of those stories.

 

[Ice]

TOG - Hey I watched your brother's Blow.

MIke - Oh God.

Ice- Bwhahahahahaha

Tog - I mean the movie with Johnny Deep.

MIke - STOP!

That still makes me laugh to this day. :lol:

 

[Jaggyd]

There are an awful lot of JTG threads floating around, and I'm always tempted just to reboot them, but they tend to be pretty good threads...

So yeah.

Also: I ****ing love some of those stories.

*pokepoke* dun do that, it's the only proof that he's not a douche bag 100% of the time.

 

[Hibiki]

That still makes me laugh to this day. :lol:

I love how you just busted out laughing! That makes it better. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I was at my friends house last night and this one girl that hangs out with us was talking about how her sister's going to barber college or whatever and she needs people to practice on. So she says "All you boys have to take your turn with my sister this year."

We all immediately agreed.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

The other day a girl in my American Government class asked who Hillary Clinton is.

 

[Ice]

The other day a girl in my American Government class asked who Hillary Clinton is.

Is that the one with the kankles?