You want a movie with explosions?
You want a movie with an awesome plotline?
You want evil corporations?
THEN LOOK NO FURTHER AS ONE MAN FIGHTS FOR HIS RIGHT NOT TO TEXT MESSAGE IN!!
OMFG!!!
loosely based on true events....
In the near future, one scientist finds out that text messaging leads to the corruption of one's very soul. He sets out with his friends, to take down the evil coporation behind this event, in an effort to save humanity. This summer human race need not to be saved by aliens, or monsters, but from TEXT MESSAGING!
First off, the mild manner scientist. He works for a biotech agency, and one day while doing a routine DNA extraction, he tumbles upon a secret, cellphones have their own DNA Strand. Extracting this information, the scientist finds out, through some cool spy/information gathering scenes, that an evil corporation is out to infect the world through the use of text messaging. The scientist is our hero for this venture, and his name is Professor Nathan Houde. Professor Nathan Houde will be played by
Casey Affleck.
Houde will be joiuned by his partner in love, Sexynurse, aka Cassandra Kabal. She is a nurse, Houde's girlfriend, and use to be a top notch Judo fighter before she went into nursing fulltime. Halfway through the movie, Houde finds out she is infected, and in a crazy turn of events, puts his own girlfriend in a drug induced coma. Cass will be played by
Megan Fox.
Houde's best friend forever (BFF is you are one of these crazy texting freaks), is one who goes simply by the Moniker "Jay". A tough talking, strong arm punching, military badass. He too is infected, but he doesn't get completely taking over until the final showdown, where he is defeated by the fourth member of this ragtag group. Jay will be played by
Taye Diggs.
The final member of our group doesn't even own a cellphone. He's Houde's happy go lucky friend, who takes life as it comes. His apartment is immaculate though, that's only because he likes to showcase his thousand and one comics. He's the computer nerd of the group, able to hack through most security systems with ease. His name, Dean 'Great One' Olson, and in the end, he is the one who stops Jay. Dean will be played by
Josh Harnett.
Now, the evil corporation, which runs the government, is played by three baddies. The first is the genuine leader, Magus Magnusson. He is played by
Denzel Washington. The second is a beauty, a seducer, and the person who eventually kills off Dean. Her name, Gabriel McDonnell, and is portrayed by
Kate Beckinsale. Lastly, the final character is a conniving man, Julius Throne. He is played by
Samuel Jackson.
The outfit also sends out two people to apprenhend our ragtag group of heroes; one is an assassin, working in the dark. The assassins' name is T9, and is played by
Tony Jaa. The other is a hardworking FBI Agent, John Barber, who will be played
Bruce Willis. Near the end, Barber realizes that the corporation is evil, and he helps out the heroes.
Now, the end of movie will be Houde and Barber, walking away from the evil corporations ruined headquarters. Houde hears some ringing, and finds a cellphone. On the cellphone is a message that says, "Time 2 Die." Houde and Barber look at it in terror, and then the screen goes blank, followed by screaming.