Doom's a Dick

[Random]

*coughs* I broke up with a girl who was a vegan by making her a steak dinner.

That is brilliant

 

[Void.M]

*coughs* I broke up with a girl who was a vegan by making her a steak dinner.

Genius.


Wow Skotti is a bigger dick than Doom



....Don't hurt me

 

[Victor Von Doom]

The level of my dickdom is huge.

I can't say how just yet....but Houde knows.

He can vouch.

 

[Jaggyd]

The level of my dickdom is huge.

I can't say how just yet....but Houde knows.

He can vouch.

Did you at least use lube?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Did you at least use lube?

Wow....after going back and re-reading my post....it sounds a lot gayer than it sounded in my head.
















Wow.....really gay.




I should go back and edit that.
























Meh....**** it.

 

[Iceshadow]

Doom likes implying that he rapes his friends. What a dick!

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Doom likes implying that he rapes his friends. What a dick!

doom rapes his friends...with his dick. Double Dick x2.

Two times the dick.

Two times the doom.

DOUBLE DOOM!

Doom is a Dick!

Coming Soon.


Double the Dick! Double the Pleasure! Doublemint Doom!

that's the new doublemint gum commercial since Chris Brown was deemed less of a dick than doom. and THAT'S the real reason he was dropped.

 

[Iceshadow]

FACT: Chris Brown beat Rihanna because she slept with Doom and Doom got her Victor Von Pregnant. Such a dick!

 

[J. Agamemnon]

FACT: Chris Brown beat Rihanna because she slept with Doom and Doom got her Victor Von Pregnant. Such a dick!

Rihanna burn!

NICE!!!!

Victor Von PUN!!!!!!!

SUPER NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Wow.

I mean I do know how big of a dick Doom is, but wow.

Never knew my frequent anal leakage was because of him.

 

[Grocer Man]

I'm sort of kind of considering making a sister thread about dick moves other members have done.

It'd be called something like "The Dickiest Move You Ever Dicked In Your Dick Life Spent Living in Dicktown In The Province of Dickisiana, Dickania."

I'm worried it'd be redundant.

 

[Iceshadow]

That title contains too much dick...like Watchmen...and Doom.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Doom's such a dick, he never acknowledges my gifts.

And he's a dick for reasons none of you know.

Yet.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

 

[Iceshadow]

Doom invited me and Houde over to his place the other day. The reason? He wanted to act out scenes from Three Men and a Baby.

What a dick!

 

[Zombipanda]

Doom invited me and Houde over to his place the other day. The reason? He wanted to act out scenes from Three Men and a Baby.

What a dick!

You're just pissed off he wanted you to be the baby.

 

[Iceshadow]

You're just pissed off he wanted you to be the baby.

He already had a baby, he wanted me to be Steve Guttenberg.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Man, that Doom is a dick.

He mailed me half a used condom.

I wonder who got the other half...

 

[Zombipanda]

He already had a baby, he wanted me to be Steve Guttenberg.

Yeah. That was the case....

Until the baby auditioned and totally stole the Guttenberg role from you.

It's Doom's baby, though, so you can't really be angry that it's a bigger pimp than you.

 

[thee great one]

Man, that Doom is a dick.

He mailed me half a used condom.

I wonder who got the other half...

Is that what that was...I thought it was a new gummi worm.

 

[Iceshadow]

Yeah. That was the case....

Until the baby auditioned and totally stole the Guttenberg role from you.

It's Doom's baby, though, so you can't really be angry that it's a bigger pimp than you.

True.

Is that what that was...I thought it was a new gummi worm.

I'm surprised you didn't recognize the flavor right away.